The title of the last Harry Potter book:

[RealSNR]

*drumroll*

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Interesting article below. For readers of the series (the movie-watchers don't count) I'm curious about your predictions.

(Spoiler warning for those who haven't read up to the 6th book)

Personally, I think since Halloween has played an important role throughout the books, we're going to see some major shit happening on All Hallows Evening (what Halloween actually is called). The part about two main characters being offed... any suggestions? Think we'll see the storied return of Dumbledore followed by his death because he's old? Does Voldemort count as a main character, since either he or Harry has to die? Ron or Hermione? Everyone keeps predicting Fred and George, is it finally their time?

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...3334079&page=1

Harry Potter's Deathly New Title

by Natalie Finn

The student wizard with the lightning bolt scar sure has grown up during his time at Hogwarts.

Harry Potter, who over the years has faced the mystery of the sorcerer's stone, learned the truth about the prisoner of Azkaban and received instructions from the Goblet of Fire, will be entering even more dangerous territory in the upcoming seventh and final installment of the best-selling fantasy series.

At least according to the title J.K. Rowling has come up with.

The British author announced via a brainteaser on her Website Wednesday that the title of her latest novel will be Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Visitors to the site are instructed to click on a series of items, starting with an eraser and ending up at a wrapped gift box, to get to a hangman puzzle that eventually reveals the title.

And no, the book's somber heading is not meant to throw readers off the scent of a neat and tidy ending. Rowling is still planning to kill off two main characters, though she of course refuses to comment on speculation that Harry himself will be meeting his maker.

"The long lack of updates has been due to some very hard work," the 10th-richest woman in Britain—thanks to Harry Potter—wrote on her Website Tuesday. "I'm now writing scenes that have been planned, in some cases, for a dozen years or even more."

In June, however, Rowling said that the ensuing character deaths were not part of her original grand design.

"One character got a reprieve but I have to say that two die that I didn't intend to die," she said on the U.K.'s Richard & Judy talk show.

"I don't think anyone who has not been in a similar situation can possibly know how this feels: I am alternately elated and overwrought," Rowling wrote Tuesday. "I both want, and don't want, to finish this book (don't worry, I will)."

The writer's sentiments echo those of her millions of fans, who both want, and don't want to see the Harry Potter saga come to an end.

Booksellers are pretty psyched, actually, although it's always a time for industry-wide celebration whenever a new Potter novel comes out.

"The book's release will be met with an unprecedented level of excitement," Kes Nielsen, head of book buying for Amazon.com, told Bloomberg.com. "Over the past 10 years, so many people have been enchanted by the world and characters that J.K. Rowling created."

Big-box retailer Borders Inc. said that it started a waiting list for the then-untitled Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on Dec. 8, although no publication

Book number six, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, sold 2 million copies in the U.K. in its first 24 hours on (or should we say, flying off) the shelves. Worldwide sales of the series have totaled more than 650 million.

The four film adaptations have already grossed more than $3.5 billion worldwide, with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix slated for a July 13 release.

All of Rowling's hard work, in addition to having obviously paid off, is also starting to infiltrate her dreams. And not just the ones where she's envisioning being able to retire to a private island and never have to work again.

"For years now, people have asked me whether I ever dream that I am in 'Harry's world,'" she wrote this week. "The answer was 'no' until a few nights ago when I had an epic dream in which I was, simultaneously, Harry and the narrator.

As Harry, "I was searching for a giant Horcrux in a gigantic, crowded hall, which bore no resemblance to the Great Hall as I imagine it…Meanwhile, waiters and waitresses who work in the real café in which I have written huge parts of book seven roamed around me as though on stilts, all of them at least fifteen feet high.

"Perhaps I should cut back on the caffeine?"

The café Rowling mentioned is in Edinburgh, where she has one of her three residences, all of which probably have really Great Halls.

And for all you Muggles out there, a horcrux is a dastardly device, obtainable only by using the Dark Arts, that can render a wizard immortal by hiding a part of his or her soul.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Silock

I used to have all these theories about what I thought would happen after I finished the last book... and then I remembered that I was getting way too wrapped up in children's books.

I know you've probably heard this way too many times to count, but would you let an 8, 9, 10 year old read the 5th or 6th book of the series? I probably would a 10 year old, but then consider all of the parents who get pissed off because they think they're buying a children's book and their kids get nightmares. Pussification of the country, sure, but putting that label on the series is just stupid now.

[HonestChieffan]

The Potter series is far from a "Childrens Book". The entire thing will be studied for years and be evaluated at many literary levels.

The good news is its a great read!

[Silock]

Originally Posted by SNR

I know you've probably heard this way too many times to count, but would you let an 8, 9, 10 year old read the 5th or 6th book of the series? I probably would a 10 year old, but then consider all of the parents who get pissed off because they think they're buying a children's book and their kids get nightmares. Pussification of the country, sure, but putting that label on the series is just stupid now.

Absolutely. I read far worse stuff before I was 10, mainly in the Bible.

I said they were children's books. I didn't say I didn't enjoy them. I do. I've read all of them twice. But at some point, at least for me, getting wrapped up in "what-ifs" passes the point of reading for enjoyment.

[Silock]

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

The Potter series is far from a "Childrens Book". The entire thing will be studied for years and be evaluated at many literary levels.

If my kids ever take a course in which they are required to read and evaluate the literary relevancy of Harry Potter, heads will roll.

[Saulbadguy]

Snape kills Dumbledore.

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by Silock

If my kids ever take a course in which they are required to read and evaluate the literary relevancy of Harry Potter, heads will roll.

Let us hope, for the worlds sake, that you never, ever breed.

[Silock]

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

Let us hope, for the worlds sake, that you never, ever breed.

The world just isn't ready for my demon-spawn.

[FloridaMan88]

If you are over 10 and actually give a shit about Harry Potter you are pathetic

[DMAC]

High School Shooter and the Restless Teacher

[keg in kc]

Harry Potter and the Hair Down There.

*cue movie scream*

[siberian khatru]

Hermione gets pregnant, anguishes over abortion, chooses life and becomes bi-curious.

[Silock]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Hermione gets pregnant, anguishes over abortion, chooses life and becomes bi-curious.

When does she turn 18? She's a little hottie.

[keg in kc]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

Hermione gets pregnant, anguishes over abortion, chooses life and becomes bi-curious.

She teleports to Georgia, blows a 15 year-old boy and gets 25-to-life. She then teleports back to Hogwarts.

As for abortion, could there be any sex safer than with a wizard? Just point the wand and utter "antisperminate".

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by keg in kc

She teleports to Georgia, blows a 15 year-old boy and gets 25-to-life. She then teleports back to Hogwarts.

Better yet, she wins the Miss Universe pageant, shares a New York townhome with Miss USA and Miss Teen USA, french kisses them in trendy nightclubs in between snorts of cocaine, and winds up becoming Mrs. Donald Trump No. 4.