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Old 02-15-2007, 07:50 PM  
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Blow It Out Your Ass
Often said and as often confusing. What, exactly, does one wish to see blown out of the other person's ass? It's true, of course, that if God really wanted us to blow stuff out our asses other than ... you know ... poo stuff ... he would have given us that ability. Still, they said the same thing about submarines so there's still hope.

Having considered this question, I have decided that, if I could blow something out of my ass, it would be airborne grenades that I could control with my mental energy and direct wherever I want them to go. It would be best if they were magnetic, so they could affix themselves to cars that cut me off in traffic.

Alternatively, invisible, vicious, groin eating gnomes (IVIGEGs) would be good, too. That way, when somebody irritated me (like Mr. Phobia, for example), I could blow IVIGEGs out of my ass that would attack the person mercilessly for hours on end.

Those are my thoughts, anyway, and I was wondering ... if you could blow something out of your ass, what would it be?

Thanks in advance for your responses to this thread. And if you don't want to respond, well ... you know what to do.

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Old 02-15-2007, 08:33 PM   #16
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:38 PM   #17
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Dammit!

I meant to click on the "ponder" smiley!

so for now: Just know I'm pondering (imagining how much money)
I could blow out my ass.
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:42 PM   #18
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:44 PM   #19
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Old 02-15-2007, 08:47 PM   #20
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:09 PM   #21
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I believe it is a term of endearment, or great friendship. For instance, I most often hear the phrase "If you don't like it you can blow it out of your ass." This must mean that the gentleman I have been having an argument with has just given me permission to rid myself of the agravation. Cleanse myself, so to speak.
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:10 PM   #22
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There was great commercial about people getting money out of their ass. If I could, I would blow $$ out of my ass. I would have to clean it, but I could still spend it.
Money laundering is illegal.
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:18 PM   #23
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But it would be hard to pass off those brownbacks (for the 2nd time) as legal tender.

Something would be tender, but it wouldn't be the money.
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But it would be hard to pass off those brownbacks (for the 2nd time) as legal tender.

Something would be tender, but it wouldn't be the money.
Yeah, I think I'd rather grow money on trees.
Then everyone would say I have a green thumb.
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It's a sad day on ChiefsPlanet when a thread entitled, "Blow It Out Your Ass" falls to the second page in less than 5 hours. My disappointment knows no bounds.

Oh, and X-files is on the Sci-Fi channel.

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Maybe evil bugs like the ones that came out of the mouth of that big black guy who played the convict on death row who was really innocent and could mysteriously cure people's diseases in the movie with the guy who was in the movie about the stupid guy who started running and couldn't stop would be cool.

If they came out of your ass with sufficient velocity, you could propel yourself through the air like you had a built in ass rocket pack.

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Old 02-16-2007, 01:39 AM   #29
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