Mike Vanderjagt - Page 2

Direckshun · 03-18-2007, 05:26 PM

Free agent, and had a hell of a record as a kicker, albeit for a dome team.

He's a prima donna, bit of a headcase, and played like garbage in his short time with Dallas (who, not for nothing, is practically a dome team themselves). But that was just last year, the many years that preceeded that he was among the most accurate kickers of all time. In fact, in spite of his bad year last year, he's still the most accurate kicker of all time.

Is he too streaky for you? Or do you think he's at least worth a look?

Tynes may be the best kicker left on the market.

**Bowser** · 03-18-2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

My point is I don't like Euro's. They are homos. This is the NFL. Look what happened to the NBA, too many Euros has made it go soft. The NFL is all about celebrating all that is American. Cut Tynes, I bet he plays soccer

milkman · 03-18-2007, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

Morten Andersen is.......um I forget but it's something not American.

Well then, he must be a homo.

Just ask Willie.

BWillie · 03-18-2007, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JBucc

Morten Andersen is.......um I forget but it's something not American.

Ya, he was born in Denmark. Also a fudge packer, which is why he can't make field goals over 40 yards. Certainly has nothing to do with him being 55 years old either. Yep, strictly cuz he is Danish.

From wikipedia..

"Though born in Copenhagen, Andersen was raised in the west Jutland town of Struer, Denmark.[1] As a student, he was a gymnast and a long jumper, and barely missed becoming a member of the Danish junior national soccer team."

See he played soccer too. I told you so. Glad he no longer plays for Chiefs.

The Poz · 03-18-2007, 07:04 PM

Vanderjagt isn't American.
He's a hoser like our new long snapper.

Mama Hip Rockets · 03-18-2007, 07:10 PM

tynes is better.

BWillie · 03-18-2007, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poz

Vanderjagt isn't American.
He's a hoser like our new long snapper.

Yeah, I think he's Canadian, but hey, it's still North America.

Hammock Parties · 03-18-2007, 07:45 PM

Screw all ya'll.

**Rausch** · 03-18-2007, 07:46 PM

He's broken like Britney...

03-18-2007, 08:16 PM

Does anybody remember the last time a Cowboys kicker choked, was cut, and then signed by the Chiefs? I do.

BucEyedPea · 03-18-2007, 08:17 PM

Choker

Crush · 03-18-2007, 09:57 PM

He's also friends with T.O. So, a definite hell no.

**Bowser** · 03-18-2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Does anybody remember the last time a Cowboys kicker choked, was cut, and then signed by the Chiefs? I do.

Heh.

chagrin · 03-19-2007, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

Ya, he was born in Denmark. Also a fudge packer, which is why he can't make field goals over 40 yards. Certainly has nothing to do with him being 55 years old either. Yep, strictly cuz he is Danish.

Yes guys, this kid actually graduated college.

FYI asshat, Morten used to hit 54 yarders in his sleep. long before he played for the CHIEFS.

MGRS13 · 03-19-2007, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007

My point is I don't like Euro's. They are homos. This is the NFL. Look what happened to the NBA, too many Euros has made it go soft. The NFL is all about celebrating all that is American. Cut Tynes, I bet he plays soccer

Wow I'm surprised you had time to write this, I assume burning all those crosses takes a lot of time. Go back to the Klan meeting you frickin biggot.

Kerberos · 03-19-2007, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Screw all ya'll.

I'm not Euro so that door is a ONE way. Exit ONLY

See BWillie to find a good willing candidate.

03-18-2007, 05:26 PM
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