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Thig Lyfe · 04-03-2007, 11:22 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/sch....ap/index.html

Authorities: Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class

NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.

"After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close."

Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said. (Watch authorities try to determine if a crime was committed Video)

The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said.

"When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said.

It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday.

School officials did not return calls seeking comment.

The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court.

A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned.

Buckley said it was unclear what penalties the children could face.

04-04-2007, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

It's really messed up that kids are left alone in a classroom for 15 minutes and the first thing they think is "let's do the nasty!"

At that age, if the teacher left us alone for 15 minutes, we might do something really naughty like write something funny on the chalkboard or have a spitball fight. Man this type of crap makes me worry about raising a kid in this day and age.

Yeah, there would have been about 30 pencils stuck into the ceiling above my desk.

Hammock Parties · 04-04-2007, 08:35 AM

I can't even begin to fathom this shit. In fifth grade all I cared about was Joe Montana and Star Trek. And Talespin.

boogblaster · 04-04-2007, 08:36 AM

5th grade sex smells like pee-pee .....

Sully · 04-04-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I can't even begin to fathom this shit. In fifth grade all I cared about was Joe Montana and Star Trek. And Talespin.

Oh how times have changed... am I right?

NewChief · 04-04-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I can't even begin to fathom this shit. In fifth grade all I cared about was Joe Montana and Star Trek. And Talespin.

And now it's Larry Johnson and Star Wars.

At least you got over your love of bear pilots.

Hammock Parties · 04-04-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I don't even know if I got an erection until 13.

I was a bloody freshman in high school!

Redrum_69 · 04-04-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow

Having sex.....in school....with an audience?

They were just trying out for the new VIVID flick "Scholastic Faptastic"

ok, yeah, going to hell i know

Hammock Parties · 04-04-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

And now it's Larry Johnson and Star Wars.

At least you got over your love of bear pilots.

How soon we forget Carrie Underwood...

Redrum_69 · 04-04-2007, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

I was a bloody freshman in high school!

Bloody?

NewChief · 04-04-2007, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

How soon we forget Carrie Underwood...

So in your fantasy, she calls you Papa Bear?

Hammock Parties · 04-04-2007, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by NewChief

So in your fantasy, she calls you Papa Bear?

stlchiefs · 04-04-2007, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrum_69

Bloody?

He got beat up a lot.

KC Kings · 04-04-2007, 08:54 AM

I don't see why this surprises anyone. Flip through the channels on TV sometime and every show is about sex. Go to MTV and just about every video contains dry humping and other sexual inuendos. Go to a school skating party and see the way all the kids grind dance.

Sexual tolerance is preached everywhere in the media. Boys humping boys is ok. Girls humping girls is ok. Post-op trannies turned female still humping females is OK.

Mix that with 13 year old 5th graders. I went to horrible schools, in the 2nd worst school district in the metro. Average test scores were far below average, 84% of the school is on reduced lunches. It is a little more integrated now days with white students growing to 6% of the students. Low scores and reduced lunches = students that are poor and dumb. With all of our lower class uneducted kids, never did we have kids so dumb that they were 13 and still in the 5th grade. http://www.greatschools.net/modperl/..._school/mo/768

So you have really dumb kids + living in a world where everything is about sex = humping in the 5th grade. I don't see where the surprise element comes in.

Thig Lyfe · 04-04-2007, 08:57 AM

Well, when I was in fifth grade I still thought the babies came from the stork.

carlos3652 · 04-04-2007, 09:06 AM

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

04-03-2007, 11:22 PM
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	If you thought Keith Richards snorting his dad's ashes was fucked up... http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/03/sch....ap/index.html Authorities: Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (AP) -- Five fifth-grade students face criminal charges after authorities said four of them had sex in front of other students in an unsupervised classroom and kept a classmate posted as a lookout for teachers. The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory. "After 44 years of doing this work, nothing shocks me anymore," said Union Parish Sheriff Bob Buckley. "But this comes pretty close." Authorities said the incident happened March 27 at the school, which houses students from kindergarten through 12th grade. A high school teacher normally watches the fifth-grade class at the time, but went to an assembly for older students and the class was inadvertently left unattended, Buckley said. (Watch authorities try to determine if a crime was committed Video) The class, which had around 10 other students, was alone for about 15 minutes, he said. "When no teacher showed up, the four began to have sex in the classroom with the other elementary students in the classroom with them," he said. It took a day for authorities to find out about the incident. A student who had been in the class told a high school student about it the next day, Buckley said. The student told a teacher, and school officials notified the sheriff's office. Detectives began questioning students Thursday. School officials did not return calls seeking comment. The students, who were not identified because of their age, were released to their parents after their arrests, Buckley said. They will next be arraigned in juvenile court. A message seeking comment from the district attorney was not immediately returned. Buckley said it was unclear what penalties the children could face.
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KC Kings Veteran Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: KC Casino cash: $10004900	I don't see why this surprises anyone. Flip through the channels on TV sometime and every show is about sex. Go to MTV and just about every video contains dry humping and other sexual inuendos. Go to a school skating party and see the way all the kids grind dance. Sexual tolerance is preached everywhere in the media. Boys humping boys is ok. Girls humping girls is ok. Post-op trannies turned female still humping females is OK. Mix that with 13 year old 5th graders. I went to horrible schools, in the 2nd worst school district in the metro. Average test scores were far below average, 84% of the school is on reduced lunches. It is a little more integrated now days with white students growing to 6% of the students. Low scores and reduced lunches = students that are poor and dumb. With all of our lower class uneducted kids, never did we have kids so dumb that they were 13 and still in the 5th grade. http://www.greatschools.net/modperl/..._school/mo/768 So you have really dumb kids + living in a world where everything is about sex = humping in the 5th grade. I don't see where the surprise element comes in.
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