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Old 05-22-2007, 09:29 PM  
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So there you are teeing off with a few friends,looking forward to a nice game of golf and the next thing you know....

Golfer Killed After Cart Plunges 75 Feet Off Cliff

Poor bastard.

FALLBROOK, Calif. (AP) - A 65-year-old golfer died Tuesday after his golf cart plunged 75 feet off a cliff and crashed into a road below, authorities said.

The man teed off with three friends on the second hole of the Pala Mesa Resort Golf Course in northern San Diego County at around 10 a.m. and then got into his cart.

The vehicle veered off the concrete pathway, traveled down a 25-foot embankment and went over the edge of a cliff, California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Kerns said.

The recently retired real estate agent from Irvine was ejected shortly before the cart hit the road beneath the cliff and died on impact, Kerns said. His name was not immediately released.

No one else was involved in the crash.

Investigators will inspect the golf cart for mechanical failures, Kerns said.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:17 PM   #16
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:20 PM   #17
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He had a bad slice in his drive.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:22 PM   #18
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He had a bad slice in his drive.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:24 PM   #19
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He was probably outraged because one of his golf partners accused him of living in "Cali".
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:25 PM   #20
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:26 PM   #21
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I'm always thrilled when somebody dies at 65. One more chance that Social Security will survive until I retire.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:34 PM   #22
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So his final drive on a golf course was only 75 feet. How sad.
But it was straight.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:37 PM   #23
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I'm always thrilled when somebody dies at 65. One more chance that Social Security will survive until I retire.
I'm only 62 but I'm ******ing you up as we speak. Thanks, man, keep paying into it. Pleeeese!!!!!
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:40 PM   #24
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I'm always thrilled when somebody dies at 65. One more chance that Social Security will survive until I retire.
That's why we need to expand the Free Cigarettes for Seniors program.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:41 PM   #25
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He was probably outraged because one of his golf partners accused him of living in "Cali".
Haha, I thought about posting that too.

He had enough of hearing that word and veered his cart right to the edge and off the cliff


I do feel for the old guy, he must have been having a heat attack. Apparantly he would have needed to pop it over a curb then go through 25 feet of brush before he hit the dropoff.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:44 PM   #26
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That's one serious case of the yips, though.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:45 PM   #27
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What sucks even more is he lost 50 bucks on the game.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:46 PM   #28
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He landed on the road? That's a horrible lie.
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:48 PM   #29
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:48 PM   #30
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It's a good thing his wife has a shoulder to cry on -- the guy she was sleeping with.
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