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Wow,what a way to go
So there you are teeing off with a few friends,looking forward to a nice game of golf and the next thing you know....
Golfer Killed After Cart Plunges 75 Feet Off Cliff Poor bastard. FALLBROOK, Calif. (AP) - A 65-year-old golfer died Tuesday after his golf cart plunged 75 feet off a cliff and crashed into a road below, authorities said. The man teed off with three friends on the second hole of the Pala Mesa Resort Golf Course in northern San Diego County at around 10 a.m. and then got into his cart. The vehicle veered off the concrete pathway, traveled down a 25-foot embankment and went over the edge of a cliff, California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Kerns said. The recently retired real estate agent from Irvine was ejected shortly before the cart hit the road beneath the cliff and died on impact, Kerns said. His name was not immediately released. No one else was involved in the crash. Investigators will inspect the golf cart for mechanical failures, Kerns said. |
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05-22-2007, 10:17 PM | #16 |
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I think he was depressed about us trading you-know-who.
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05-22-2007, 10:20 PM | #17 |
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He had a bad slice in his drive.
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05-22-2007, 10:24 PM | #19 |
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He was probably outraged because one of his golf partners accused him of living in "Cali".
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05-22-2007, 10:25 PM | #20 |
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Speed golfing cover up?
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05-22-2007, 10:26 PM | #21 |
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I'm always thrilled when somebody dies at 65. One more chance that Social Security will survive until I retire.
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05-22-2007, 10:34 PM | #22 | |
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05-22-2007, 10:37 PM | #23 | |
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05-22-2007, 10:40 PM | #24 | |
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05-22-2007, 10:41 PM | #25 | |
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He had enough of hearing that word and veered his cart right to the edge and off the cliff I do feel for the old guy, he must have been having a heat attack. Apparantly he would have needed to pop it over a curb then go through 25 feet of brush before he hit the dropoff. |
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05-22-2007, 10:44 PM | #26 |
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That's one serious case of the yips, though.
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05-22-2007, 10:45 PM | #27 |
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What sucks even more is he lost 50 bucks on the game.
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05-22-2007, 10:46 PM | #28 |
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He landed on the road? That's a horrible lie.
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05-22-2007, 10:48 PM | #29 |
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This thread is Taylor Made for golf puns.
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05-22-2007, 10:48 PM | #30 |
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It's a good thing his wife has a shoulder to cry on -- the guy she was sleeping with.
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