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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $-1657705
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I had a dream last night about this weekend’s Chiefs game.
For some reason I was watching the game in a huge, crowded, movie theater. About 30 minutes prior to kickoff the Chiefs announced that they had signed Pete Stoyanovich, but Medlock was “still the man”, and they were only going to have Pete around in case they needed to kick any “really long” field goals. (I know. I should seek help.) Stoyanovich was also to be officially listed on the roster as a punter for some reason.
It was a close game. It came down to the Chiefs down by 1 with 00:00:47 on the clock. (Yes, that is 47 hundredths of a second left. Don’t ask me why.) The Chiefs brought in Stoyanovich to attempt a 56 yard field goal. Just as they were lining up to kick, the screen went to a close-up still-shot of an orange flower, yet we could still hear the audio from the game. I screamed out “what the f##k?!” while the rest of the audience remained silent. I heard the announcer say, “wide left”, and then the screen of the game came back and they were rolling credits. I managed to scream out “what the f##k?!” one last time in front of the otherwise silent audience before my alarm went off, ending the nightmare. (Or at least delaying it for a few more days.) |
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