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Old 02-26-2008, 06:45 PM  
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Is this bad luck? Britney Spears and my wife
So my wife took a walk today on her street in Beverly Hills. As some of you know, my wife is 7.5 months pregnant with our first child and she went to a nearby maternity store that's going out of business.

Anyway, as she was waiting in line for a dressing room, Britney walks out of a nearby room. She immediately walks up to my wife, lifts her shirt and begins rubbing her belly. Then she aksed "When are you due? You look beautiful. Have a healthy pregnancy!", then exited the store.

Is my baby cursed?
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:40 PM   #16
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If you haven't already, I'd wash the wife's stomach thoroughly.
She did as soon as she got back to her office.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:43 PM   #17
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So you're reproducing huh?

Shame on you.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:46 PM   #18
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So you're reproducing huh?

Shame on you.
I know.

The world's in trouble now.
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:50 PM   #19
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:52 PM   #20
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:55 PM   #21
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With you preference for boyish figures, I'm guessing at 7.5 months pregnant your wife still looks like Kate Moss?
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Old 02-26-2008, 07:58 PM   #22
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With you preference for boyish figures, I'm guessing at 7.5 months pregnant your wife still looks like Kate Moss?
Yep.

She's only gained 20 pounds. She does Pilates five times a week, so that's helped quite a bit.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:22 PM   #23
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Well get some holy water and rub it on the belly just to be safe.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:23 PM   #24
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I'd be licking my wifes stomach.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:30 PM   #25
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I don't know much about you, your wife, or B.S. but if you are about to raise another Chiefs fan...your kid is cursed. It pains me to say it, but let's face it, it's the truth.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:42 PM   #26
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I honestly feel bad for this girl, whats happening here will be the stuff of High Hollywood Legend & Infamy.

The mania has become absolutely sick, there are now laws in her name etc. Living under that kind of scrutiny would be impossible.

She needs to escape from Hollywood to a serene, lakeside cabin in the mountains for atleast a year.

I'm rooting for her, i'll never forget her Angie Dickinson photo remake for Esquire magazine...in the cream colored sweater...Heavens ta Betsy!!!...CHERRY BOMB!!!

I sincerely hope that someone with common sense comes into her life.
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Old 02-26-2008, 08:52 PM   #27
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I honestly feel bad for this girl, whats happening here will be the stuff of High Hollywood Legend & Infamy.

The mania has become absolutely sick, there are now laws in her name etc. Living under that kind of scrutiny would be impossible.

She needs to escape from Hollywood to a serene, lakeside cabin in the mountains for atleast a year.

I'm rooting for her, i'll never forget her Marilyin photo remake for Esquire magazine...in the cream colored sweater...Heavens ta Betsy!!!...CHERRY BOMB!!!

I sincerely hope that someone with common sense comes into her life.

Shes always been a no talent hack. (honestly, all she ever had was her looks)


Because of this, my theory is, the only way to keep herself in the spotlight is to keep doing outlandish things in front of the paparazzi cameras.

Theres no such thing as bad publicity.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:12 PM   #29
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Because of this, my theory is, the only way to keep herself in the spotlight is to keep doing outlandish things in front of the paparazzi cameras.

Theres no such thing as bad publicity.
I dont think this is a show, i really dont, to me this is some kind of American Tragedy...she just spirals even further...she seemed to me to be a charming & accessible young talent (she seemed so sweet & self effacing in her SNL appearances), she wasnt a top vocalist by any means, but managed to release her biggest album in years months ago...even while on the balls of her ass.

IMO, she's just had incredibly poor guidance in her life.
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Old 02-26-2008, 09:22 PM   #30
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