Do you do regular Colon Cleansings? - Page 2

teedubya · 04-12-2008, 01:18 AM

Do you?

Apparently it is very helpful. I haven't done one, butt I think it is something worth looking into, and was curious ass to who here does preventive rear maintenance?

http://allonhealth.com/dietary-fiber...lean-colon.htm

American people have the highest rate of colon-rectal cancer of all the nations in the world. It now accounts for more deaths of Americans than ever before in history. Most people think it's a dirty or embarrassing subject, but cancer and death are worse. By maintaining the health of your colon can help to significantly improve your health overall and limit the occurrence of chronic constipation and diarrhea.

booger · 04-12-2008, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I don't like the look of that thiang

Can't you just imagine that thing shoved down your throat.

yuck

Bill S Preston · 04-12-2008, 01:34 AM

http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/

Hilarious!

BigRock · 04-12-2008, 01:37 AM

Adam, where's the Colon Clense?

It's for my wife. IT'S FOR MY WIFE.

Abba-Dabba · 04-12-2008, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

I clean my colon twice a day. Should I be purging more frequently?

Perfect person for a colon cleaning. You probally have 5lbs of shit packed in it. No wonder you can smell your ass.

Oh, I'm genius. New diet plan.

Hammock Parties · 04-12-2008, 01:38 AM

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I sat down and released everything in the universe. I was Shiva: creator, destroyer, preserver of worlds. Or possibly I was Shiva's less successful brother Shitva: crapper, defiler, and pooper of worlds. I passed the entire energy of the cosmos through my cornhole, which left it a bit sore and chafed. In the end, I had nothing left in the end. I had factory showroom intestines, buffed to a high-gloss finish. My bum was so empty you could eat off it, which would be deliciously ironic.

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-12-2008, 01:38 AM

Boon · 04-12-2008, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill S Preston

http://www.zug.com/pranks/colon/

Hilarious!

Funny shit there.

Stewie · 04-12-2008, 05:53 AM

Extra jalapeños on my Mexican food always does the trick.

Silock · 04-12-2008, 07:45 AM

Colon cleansing is stupid. You don't need that stuff. If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you'd know that the stuff they try and sell you is unnecessary. And the process is NOT relaxing.

Braincase · 04-12-2008, 07:52 AM

One or two tablespoons of sugar-free Metamucil in 12 oz. of water before you go to bed does wonders for lower GI. Had problems in my twenties, started the fiber regimen, and it's donw wonders for me. Nothing like taking a healthy dump in the morning.

JBucc · 04-12-2008, 08:07 AM

Oh it's great. After your done with that I have some great magnetic therapy pads I can sell you. Only $39.99. It re-balances the heavy metals in your body, realigns your electrons and some other sciency stuff that you probably wouldn't understand so I won't bother explaining. And in this ONE TIME ONLY special offer PM me in the next 30 seconds and receive a second magnetic therapy kit free!

Al Bundy · 04-12-2008, 08:11 AM

I eat blueberries everyday.

**Smed1065** · 04-12-2008, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Silock

Colon cleansing is stupid. You don't need that stuff. If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you'd know that the stuff they try and sell you is unnecessary. And the process is NOT relaxing.

Nothing like experience they say................

SBK · 04-12-2008, 08:29 AM

I drink this stuff I call yak, but it's more like a liquid version of ex-lax. It's salty as heck, really kind of hard to drink. Bottle costs about $1 at Wal-Mart, and I've heard it's similar to the stuff you have to drink prior to a colonoscopy. Anyway, hold out for 30 minutes to an hour and my colon is clean stat.

**noa** · 04-12-2008, 08:35 AM

Penn and Teller did an episode of their show on colon cleansing. They basically expose it to be a big scam with no provable benefits. My guess is people who feel better feel that way because of the placebo effect.

View Poll Results: Do you blast your ass with a big douche bag of water for "health purposes"?
No. I have never give myself a colon cleanse/ enema	40	71.43%
Not yet, but I may consider it in the future.	12	21.43%
Yes, I feel that we have major cloggages that are full of toxins that need eliminated from the body.	4	7.14%
Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll

04-12-2008, 01:18 AM
teedubya Most Valuable Poster Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $8993042	Do you do regular Colon Cleansings? Do you? Apparently it is very helpful. I haven't done one, butt I think it is something worth looking into, and was curious ass to who here does preventive rear maintenance? http://allonhealth.com/dietary-fiber...lean-colon.htm American people have the highest rate of colon-rectal cancer of all the nations in the world. It now accounts for more deaths of Americans than ever before in history. Most people think it's a dirty or embarrassing subject, but cancer and death are worse. By maintaining the health of your colon can help to significantly improve your health overall and limit the occurrence of chronic constipation and diarrhea.
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Silock MVP Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $10020882	Colon cleansing is stupid. You don't need that stuff. If you've ever had a colonoscopy, you'd know that the stuff they try and sell you is unnecessary. And the process is NOT relaxing.
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Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	One or two tablespoons of sugar-free Metamucil in 12 oz. of water before you go to bed does wonders for lower GI. Had problems in my twenties, started the fiber regimen, and it's donw wonders for me. Nothing like taking a healthy dump in the morning. __________________ BrainCase
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JBucc MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Casino cash: $10004952	Oh it's great. After your done with that I have some great magnetic therapy pads I can sell you. Only $39.99. It re-balances the heavy metals in your body, realigns your electrons and some other sciency stuff that you probably wouldn't understand so I won't bother explaining. And in this ONE TIME ONLY special offer PM me in the next 30 seconds and receive a second magnetic therapy kit free!
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SBK Curry is the pick??? Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Georgia Casino cash: $10004900	I drink this stuff I call yak, but it's more like a liquid version of ex-lax. It's salty as heck, really kind of hard to drink. Bottle costs about $1 at Wal-Mart, and I've heard it's similar to the stuff you have to drink prior to a colonoscopy. Anyway, hold out for 30 minutes to an hour and my colon is clean stat.
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04-12-2008, 08:35 AM	#30
noa Band Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $-664547	Penn and Teller did an episode of their show on colon cleansing. They basically expose it to be a big scam with no provable benefits. My guess is people who feel better feel that way because of the placebo effect. __________________ Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes, well, he eats you.
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