Football JOE MONTANA IS LOOKIN' GOOD, SUING - Page 2

Hammock Parties · 05-09-2008, 07:15 AM

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Legendary quarterback Joe Montana is suing his ex-wife for auctioning off love letters and various thingamajigs from his college days at Notre Dame. From The Smoking Gun:

Montana, 51, claims that the sale of the assorted items--which were auctioned last weekend by a Dallas, Texas firm--violated his copyright and privacy rights. In a U.S. District Court complaint, Montana names Kim Moses, his first wife, and Heritage Auction as defendants. As seen on the following pages, the collectibles offered for sale (which apparently were consigned by Moses, the athlete's hometown sweetheart) included Montana's freshman I.D. card; the Moses-Montana 1974 marriage certificate; a letter to Moses penned on a Ziggy card; an "I Love You" note; and a letter Montana wrote to Moses's parents describing his first year on the Notre Dame football squad.

In what is probably just the sweetest thing ever, the Ziggy card has Ziggy sitting by himself on a teeter-totter, and Joe (aka "JoJo" in the love note) made sure that Ziggy had a thought bubble that says, "I miss you!" Poor Ziggy. Always so lonely. Someone oughta take him to the strip club. Nothing cheers up friendless losers like a lap dance.

**DaKCMan AP** · 05-09-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by HMc

Additionally, what sort of freak buys this shit? I realise he's one of the more famous athletes of our time but seriously, letters to his girlfriends mum and dad? Who'd want that. On that note, what sort of wierdo writes letters to his girlfriend's parents? Strange

It's a weird custom, kind of like saying 'mum' instead of 'mom' and erroneously calling 'soccer' 'football'.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 05-09-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

Is that his SS number on his ID?

Awe yeah...gonna get a new TV today.

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Originally Posted by kepp

Sure looks like it could be...ouch.

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Originally Posted by frazod

I don't think so. The first numbers of a SSN are based on what state you're from and get larger as you go further west. Somebody from Pennsylvania wouldn't have a SSN beginning with 741.

http://www.usrecordsearch.com/ssn.htm

Here's the list of how social security numbers are assigned by state.

sedated · 05-09-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

I think he wanted to do it in her butt.

he's never gonna get the girl to be a freak if he asks like pussy.

"could you...uh...possibly...maybe...lemme put it in your butt?"

tomahawk kid · 05-09-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Teh Douch3

I would say the marriage to Kim Moses, must have ended badly. I wonder if she cheated on him or something. He seems quite bitter.

Actually - I think it was the other way around.

He was screwing around with his current wife while he was still married to Kim Moses.

el borracho · 05-09-2008, 04:03 PM

It's a sad, sad thread when the best thing about it is the butt in blueballs avatar.

shaneo69 · 05-09-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter

So the pig says to the complaint department - "My wife is a slut".

FYP

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Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $4210478	JOE MONTANA IS LOOKIN' GOOD, SUING http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5708 Legendary quarterback Joe Montana is suing his ex-wife for auctioning off love letters and various thingamajigs from his college days at Notre Dame. From The Smoking Gun: Montana, 51, claims that the sale of the assorted items--which were auctioned last weekend by a Dallas, Texas firm--violated his copyright and privacy rights. In a U.S. District Court complaint, Montana names Kim Moses, his first wife, and Heritage Auction as defendants. As seen on the following pages, the collectibles offered for sale (which apparently were consigned by Moses, the athlete's hometown sweetheart) included Montana's freshman I.D. card; the Moses-Montana 1974 marriage certificate; a letter to Moses penned on a Ziggy card; an "I Love You" note; and a letter Montana wrote to Moses's parents describing his first year on the Notre Dame football squad. In what is probably just the sweetest thing ever, the Ziggy card has Ziggy sitting by himself on a teeter-totter, and Joe (aka "JoJo" in the love note) made sure that Ziggy had a thought bubble that says, "I miss you!" Poor Ziggy. Always so lonely. Someone oughta take him to the strip club. Nothing cheers up friendless losers like a lap dance.
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