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Just don't beat the crap out of the clown thing when it eats your golf ball. Oh, and then break out the picnic basket from the trunk. And I do mean basket, a wicker one with two handles.
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Eh
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Paint his house?
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Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
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Get really plastered and then brag about the times you've DWI'd.
If she laughs and tells you how cool you are, you've probably found your mental and moral equivalent. Then you may not need to bother with the usual Roofie-colada. [/giggity]
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pie is never free
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In Pat We Trust
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Activities for a fun first date
Invite her to see you and your band perform open mike night in between shower shows at the gay bar. Go out after the performance for some Irish car bombs (see who can drink more in an hour) and then drive her home with your eyes closed.
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Cheetoes and MD 20/20 while you watch 70s porn together on your 19" xenith.
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You Sweetie!
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BE CAREFUL NSFW.
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If you've never watched "Devil's Ecstasy" when intoxicated and fooling around with your significant other, I recommend it.
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"Think BOOM!"
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pie is never free
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"Think BOOM!"
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I just looked it up and I still don't get the reference.
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You Sweetie!
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