Cronus/Simply Red 2008: Modern Energy Solutions (1)

[Portlantis]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Portlantis, and under a Cronus administration I would head the department of energy.

As Americans buckle under the burden of ever-rising gas prices and fossil fuels become increasingly scarce, the time has come to invest in alternative sources of energy. Over the next few weeks, I will share with you, the people, the innovative solutions that Cronus will implement to end our energy crises.

In the United States nearly 70 percent of our energy is created from the burning of coal, natural gas, or petroleum. Cronus would work to phase out all power plants that burn fossil fuels in favor of power plants that burn marijuana.

Converting cannabis into energy is a complicated process, but our scientists are already working on a chamber in which burning marijuana is used to convert the water within into steam. Below is a preliminary design sketch for one of these chambers.



A marijuana power plant would contain thousands of these marijuana chambers, all of them manned by highly-trained marijuana technicians.



The steam from these chambers will turn massive turbines, which will generate enough energy to power tens of thousands of homes.

While other candidates may be paying lip service to marijuana legalization, only Cronus will make ganja a cornerstone of his energy policy. This is why a Cronus and Simply Red are right for America and right for you.

[Simply Red]

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[Logical]

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