Funny Stuff The toothless ones... - Page 2

osumatt · 10-27-2008, 12:51 PM

OK, just a quick question for those of you who don't have any teeth in their mouth or know someone who doesn't have any: WTF are they always doing with their mouth? It looks like they're always swirling a marble inside their mouth or something. I don't know what it is, but it bugs the living shit out of me.

I'm at Wal-Mart during lunch picking up a few things and the cashier obviously has no freaking teeth (NTTAWWT). Her lips look like they've curled up inside her mouth which isn't the most attractive thing in the world. Anyhoo, she keeps gumming at something inside her mouth. Her f'n mouth won't stop. It's absolutely annoying.

Can anyone help explain this to me?

**Buck** · 10-27-2008, 02:23 PM

Maybe the teeth actually provide support, and when there aren't any teeth, the lips move with the wind.

Frazod · 10-27-2008, 02:31 PM

There's a lady, who I assume is in her mid 30s, that comes into the bar occasionally who (I'm told) lost all her upper front teeth in a car accident and simply cannot afford to have them replaced. She seems to have adjusted to it pretty well, but it's both very apparent and extremely ****ed up.

I guess there are worse things to lose than hair.

**bogey** · 10-27-2008, 02:32 PM

Maybe you should all shut the **** up and walk a mile in their shoes.

MOhillbilly · 10-27-2008, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Maybe you should all shut the **** up and walk a mile in their shoes.

dude, i really lost all my front teeth when i was 12.

**bogey** · 10-27-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

dude, i really lost all my front teeth when i was 12.

My statement wasn't intended for you.

osumatt · 10-27-2008, 03:20 PM

I don't think what I'm seeing is a meth issue. This broad was ancient (at least looked it). I've noticed it just about all the LOFs that have only thier gums left. I've always wanted to ask one of 'em, "WTF are you doing with your mouth?" I just don't have the nerve or the heart to ask. They look kinda funny doing this though.

raybec 4 · 10-27-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Maybe you should all shut the **** up and walk a mile in their shoes.

Holy shit, I've seen racial slurs, homophobic jokes, sexual comments out the ass, people making fun of the handicapped (mental and physical handicaps) all on this board. Claythan is sporting swastikas for the love of Christ. This is the first time I've seen a crusader for toothless rights. Fight the good fight my friend.

osumatt · 10-27-2008, 03:24 PM

Maybe bogey has dental issues?

**bogey** · 10-27-2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by osumatt

Maybe bogey has dental issues?

Yea, not really sure why I over reacted the way I did. I guess I see people that can't afford good dental care and feel sorry for them. And yes, I've spent 10's of thousands of dollars on my teeth, or lack there of.

KCChiefsMan · 10-27-2008, 03:37 PM

I hate big dentistry

**Bugeater** · 10-27-2008, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bogey

Yea, not really sure why I over reacted the way I did. I guess I see people that can't afford good dental care and feel sorry for them. And yes, I've spent 10's of thousands of dollars on my teeth, or lack there of.

10's of thousands? Is this you?

**bogey** · 10-27-2008, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

10's of thousands? Is this you?

I've spent 10's of thousands to make them look real.

Frazod · 10-27-2008, 03:48 PM

When I was a kid I had huge spaces between my front teeth - my divorced parents were both too wrapped up in **** YOU BITCH/ASSHOLE I'M NOT PAYING FOR BRACES to get the problem dealt with the right way, so as soon as I turned 18 I paid to have my teeth capped myself.

Then my hair fell out.

So in every photo of me before I'm 18, I'm smiling with my mouth closed because my teeth were so messed up, and in every photo after I turned 18, I have a big toothy smile on my face, but I'm wearing a hat.

I was happy for about a year, though.

MOhillbilly · 10-27-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod

Then my hair fell out.

I was happy for about a year, though.

your pain, made my day.

rep.

Frazod · 10-27-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

your pain, made my day.

rep.

Glad I could help!

10-27-2008, 12:51 PM
osumatt Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tulsa, OK, USA Casino cash: $689679	The toothless ones... OK, just a quick question for those of you who don't have any teeth in their mouth or know someone who doesn't have any: WTF are they always doing with their mouth? It looks like they're always swirling a marble inside their mouth or something. I don't know what it is, but it bugs the living shit out of me. I'm at Wal-Mart during lunch picking up a few things and the cashier obviously has no freaking teeth (NTTAWWT). Her lips look like they've curled up inside her mouth which isn't the most attractive thing in the world. Anyhoo, she keeps gumming at something inside her mouth. Her f'n mouth won't stop. It's absolutely annoying. Can anyone help explain this to me?
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10-27-2008, 02:31 PM	#17
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-786615	There's a lady, who I assume is in her mid 30s, that comes into the bar occasionally who (I'm told) lost all her upper front teeth in a car accident and simply cannot afford to have them replaced. She seems to have adjusted to it pretty well, but it's both very apparent and extremely ****ed up. I guess there are worse things to lose than hair.
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osumatt Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tulsa, OK, USA Casino cash: $689679	I don't think what I'm seeing is a meth issue. This broad was ancient (at least looked it). I've noticed it just about all the LOFs that have only thier gums left. I've always wanted to ask one of 'em, "WTF are you doing with your mouth?" I just don't have the nerve or the heart to ask. They look kinda funny doing this though. __________________ OSUMATT GO POKES!!! "It's America's classical music ... this becomes our tradition ...the bottom line of any country in the world is what did we contribute to the world? ... we contributed Louis Armstrong" Tony Bennett
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osumatt Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Tulsa, OK, USA Casino cash: $689679	Maybe bogey has dental issues? __________________ OSUMATT GO POKES!!! "It's America's classical music ... this becomes our tradition ...the bottom line of any country in the world is what did we contribute to the world? ... we contributed Louis Armstrong" Tony Bennett
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10-27-2008, 03:48 PM	#28
Frazod Did you hear what I said? Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $-786615	When I was a kid I had huge spaces between my front teeth - my divorced parents were both too wrapped up in **** YOU BITCH/ASSHOLE I'M NOT PAYING FOR BRACES to get the problem dealt with the right way, so as soon as I turned 18 I paid to have my teeth capped myself. Then my hair fell out. So in every photo of me before I'm 18, I'm smiling with my mouth closed because my teeth were so messed up, and in every photo after I turned 18, I have a big toothy smile on my face, but I'm wearing a hat. I was happy for about a year, though.
Posts: 121,774