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Antifreeze. It's the magical elixir.
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They have been much kinder on you
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If you are bleeding from any orifice do you really need to ask if medical help is necessary or prudent? It is rule #17 in life right after "Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged and male turkeys in mating season."
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i've bleed from the ears on occasion
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just go down to the farm and home and get some antibiotics. cleared mine right up.
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don't worry about it.
my girlfriend always stops bleeding after the 5th day
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My tonsils grew back.
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You went to an ornithologist? Did he initially recommend that you swallow some gravel?
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By the way, a good rule of life is to see a doctor if you're bleeding from the mouth.
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Dunit seems to always have some issue going on.
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![]() ![]() I totally missed that. I meant otolaryngologist. I don't know why I always get those two words mixed up. I guess my ornithologist class scarred me more than I thought it had. Worst class I took in college. Apparently I still haven't been able to get over it. ![]() Last edited by Geason Noceur; 01-22-2009 at 02:57 PM.. |
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It sounds like oral hermpes.
You're screwed. A shot in the ass of antibiotic will cure your tonsilitis and that drip from your hangdown. A 2fer! |
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Well, if you don't have the money up front, no doctor will be willing to see you. It sounds like you have already identified the problem as tonsilitis so you don't need a second opinion anyway.
You need to get your sharpest knife from the kitchen drawer and run some hot water on it to disinfect. Then go to the bathroom and look in the mirror and open your mouth as wide as possible. Carefully cut the infected tonsil out . Remember that looking in the mirror everything is reversed, so if you get the wrong one first then you'll have to remove both tonsils. Normally I wouldn't expect it to bleed much longer than an hour or two. Gargle with peroxide when the bleeding stops. You might want to have some aspirin on hand. |
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