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Old 02-19-2009, 07:04 PM  
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Just got home from my vasectomy
Not naerly as bad as I thought it would be. I was pretty nervous about pain of my coin purse. After numbing medicine all I felt was some bag tugging.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:27 PM   #16
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had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:27 PM   #17
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I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:28 PM   #18
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:40 PM   #19
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I wasn't numbed enough, and my experience wasn't nearly as good as yours. The after effects were fine. The actual procedure was not pleasant. The dipshit numbed me again after I absolutely couldn't stand still as he tried to pull my nuts off. Once he added more local, all was good.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:41 PM   #20
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:46 PM   #21
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Do you at least get a female doctor? It seems like if your reproductive ability is going to the gallows it should get one last thrill.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:46 PM   #22
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had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.
You should have kicked him in the nuts and then asked him the same thing.
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Old 02-19-2009, 07:47 PM   #23
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:18 PM   #24
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Id love to get a vasectomy but I am a big ass pansy and never will, kudos for going through with it. With my luck the damn nurse would take pictures of my shriveled up nub and post them on youtube or something. And all the laughing while they did the surgery would get me down.
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:19 PM   #25
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it wasnt too bad...couldn't spell cause valium was still in system
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:20 PM   #26
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the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:25 PM   #27
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Old 02-19-2009, 08:34 PM   #28
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