Jackoff Material for all the Mark Sanchez Lovers

[doomy3]

You're welcome guys.

MODS: if you want you can move this thread to the porn thread for guys like Raised on Rats. Thanks

http://men.style.com/gq/fashion/slideshow/v/0609BEACH

[doomy3]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Not being a reerun generally helps.

What the **** would you know about that?

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan

damn he is kinda handsome. wonder how much sc tail that dude nailed.

he has so much hair though...between the eyebrows, the hair on his head.....it's all too much

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by doomy3

What the **** would you know about that?

I know that you can't do it, but I can.


reerun.

[Buck]

He looks like



But more metro.

[Jilly]

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie

He looks like



But more metro.

who also has way too much hair going on in the facial and head area

[Deberg_1990]

Id hit it....

If I were gay.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie

He looks like



But more metro.

You can't GET more "metro" than Adrian.
Metro Poster Boy for All Time.
Yep.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Is it Ricky Martin or the 1st Apostle?! You decide!

[Pablo]

Tom Brady did modeling stuff too! And look at him..we missed a sure-fire HOFer./Sanchezologists

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Completely unrelated, but since this is a douche of a thread anyway:

How NOT to wear your game shizzle.



Atrocious.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo

Tom Brady did modeling stuff too! And look at him..we missed a sure-fire HOFer./Sanchezologists

Maybe the 1st Apostle will eventually get HIS own cologne too!

Since his shit smells like the breath of life to his concubine Douchey 3, we'll call it "My Assel"

[doomy3]

As expected, Raised on Rats is dominating the thread to prove his love.

Also, predictably, he takes shots at our QB.

Are trolls allowed on this board?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by doomy3

As expected, Raised on Rats is dominating the thread to prove his love.

Also, predictably, he takes shots at our QB.

Are trolls allowed on this board?

Awww...is you gettin' defensive after posting a total douchebag thread?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

"Come to me Douchey3 my love, and I shall serenade you like no other"...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Partake of the Scripture, Douchey3:

Matt Cassel’s first pass of the Chiefs’ initial full-squad offseason practice was dropped by Dwayne Bowe. His second throw, also for Bowe, went wide of its target.

Good thing for the Chiefs these guys have almost four more months until the Sept. 13 regular-season opener in Baltimore to get things right.

“We’ve had a lot of hard work up to this point, but mainly it’s been in the weight room, and now it’s fun to get back on the field,” Cassel said Monday. “Everything is not sharp right now, but that’s why we’re working on it.

“We’re trying to figure out what we have. We’ve got to build on our strengths and work on our weaknesses. Slowly but surely, we’ll get to where we need to be.”

Which, of course, is really the point of these offseason practices. The Chiefs have scheduled 13 more, plus a three-day minicamp in early June.

Contact isn’t allowed by NFL rule, and the Chiefs don’t even wear full pads. So the finesse part of football, most notably the passing game, is where they can get in the best work.

“Without contact, that’s really what you’re getting out of these,” coach Todd Haley said. “They’re learning the offense, and they’re learning about each other out on the football field. They’ve been learning about each other in the weight room and running, but now they get a chance to learn more about each other on the football field and develop some chemistry there.

“Today, I thought, was a good start. It looked like guys had an idea of what was going on.”

The Chiefs have few, if any, more important tasks during the remaining portion of the offseason than to get Cassel comfortable in his new surroundings. The Chiefs have been unsettled at quarterback since trading Trent Green two years ago and acquired Cassel from New England in a trade last winter to solve the problem.

Although the Chiefs are publicly promoting competition between Cassel and Tyler Thigpen for the starting quarterback job, Cassel has consistently been first in line.

Cassel, Thigpen and Ingle Martin* all took a share of the snaps. Brodie Croyle*, after last fall’s knee surgery, was limited to light passing in individual drills. Haley said the Chiefs were hopeful Croyle would be ready to practice at the start of training camp.

Cassel is the only one of the group new to the Chiefs.

“It’s new surroundings for everybody, for myself and all the new guys in the locker room, rookies and veterans,” he said.

“That’s always tough. You make your adjustments and you meet new people and it’s a new playbook. You just dive right in, and you try get a handle on it.”

He eventually made some progress with Bowe.

The two later connected on a couple of passes, including a nice diving grab made by Bowe despite a strong effort from cornerback Brandon Flowers.

“No doubt, this is a valuable time,” Cassel said. “It was valuable for me when I was with New England (as a backup) because that was the only time I’d really get to throw to guys like Randy Moss and Wes Welker, and it’s valuable for me now.

“It’s like everything else. You want to build a rapport and you want to build chemistry with your receivers. So it’s good for them, and it’s good for me. It’s just learning tendencies and body language and everything else you want to learn when you’re a quarterback.

“This is when you really start to build toward the season and you start to learn what somebody does well, what are their strengths and their weaknesses and what we need to work on. From there, you just continue to build on those things and get better and build momentum as you go into training camp.”

*Careful my Lord, Pilate and Judas conspire against you!