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Old 06-26-2009, 09:52 PM  
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So I just got an interesting call from one of my friends. This girl we know was having butt sex on the couch when the guys parents came home. He pulled out quick as they rushed to get their cloths on. She shit on the couch when he pulled out and the parents found it, they said the dog must have shit on the couch. The dog was then taken out back and shot.
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Old 06-26-2009, 10:58 PM   #16
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Umm...someone needs to teach her how to properly "prepare" for such activities.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:35 PM   #17
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Sucks to be the dog. Talk about taking one for the team.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:47 PM   #18
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Urban legend..... I heard at least three variations of this same story in college.

One dealt with a baby sitter who was the shitter.... a "friends cousin"

Another was a friend of someone's sister.. etc... in every story the dog got taken out back and shot, lol.

However, I DID hear Cowher bought a house in Leawood...
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:48 PM   #19
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This. Bree Olson went into detail on the topic when she was a guest on the O&A show. She said all these girls watch some porn and think they can be like the pros. That's one reason I just don't think I could be in porn. She said mishaps like this happen with rookies all the time and the guy has to just clean up and keep going.
You don't have what it takes to man up.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:51 PM   #20
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Finally. A workable solution to our old, obnoxious dog problem.

Now, I just have to find a girl willing to engage in anal sex on our sofa.

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Old 06-26-2009, 11:59 PM   #21
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Finally. A workable solution to our old, obnoxious girl problem.

Now, I just have to find a dog willing to engage in anal sex on our sofa.
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Old 06-27-2009, 12:02 AM   #22
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So, did he lick her ass while the parents were shooting the dog?
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Old 06-27-2009, 12:18 AM   #23
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I actually dumped her and no its someone from another town.
She wasn't by chance wearing a red bikini was she?
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:37 AM   #24
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:45 AM   #25
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Old 06-27-2009, 06:48 AM   #26
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Well, I certainly hope they kept the dog alive long enough for him to eat the toilet snake.

Let him dispose of the poopie, then dispose of the doggie.

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Old 06-27-2009, 06:55 AM   #27
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Old 06-27-2009, 07:32 AM   #29
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