Secret Binocular Flask

[CosmicPal]

Well now, if this isn't the coolest thing for your next football game.

http://www.homewetbar.com/Secret-Bin...ks-p-1076.html

[JohninGpt]

The easiest one to sneak through security would be penis shaped and be worn in your pant leg. Of course, you don't want to let your friends see you drink out of it.

[MVChiefFan]

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Was that before or after drinking the contents?
If it was before that’s because the liquor got in the way, if it was after……well, that’s actually the same problem.

[JimNasium]

Originally Posted by Otter

I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.

Your a genious.

[Fish]

Just get a Camelbak hydration system and fill it with Bourbon like a normal alcoholic.....

[Hammock Parties]

Booze is not this important.

[Chief Chief]

Originally Posted by Otter

I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.

SCORE ONE FOR THE DWEEB!!!

[JimNasium]

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Booze is not this important.

"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." - W.C. Fields

"A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." Ecclesiastes 8.15

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by JimNasium

"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." - W.C. Fields

"A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." Ecclesiastes 8.15

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is strength.
In water there is bacteria.

Both quotes attributed to Ben Franklin though neither is provable.

[Predarat]

Don't talk about taking flasks to Arrowhead in the planet. The Police are lurking here lol. They took down the cellphone flask a few years ago.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=106832

[JimNasium]

Originally Posted by Predarat

Don't talk about taking flasks to Arrowhead in the planet. The Police are lurking here lol.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=106832

That's what I was referring to in my post. Poor Joe.

[Rooster]

1985 called, they want their idea back... This is far from new.

[aturnis]

Did we all forget about "The Beerbelly"?



Or put all of the risk on your old lady and get "The Wine Rack"

[POND_OF_RED]

I have a pair of these that my dad confiscated from a guy in the early 90's. He's worked security at Arrowhead for nearly 20 years now. They definitely aren't fooled by this.

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by JimNasium

That's what I was referring to in my post. Poor Joe.

'Ol Deputy Dawg turned out to be a helluva guy though,I wonder if he still lurks here.

[JimNasium]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

'Ol Deputy Dawg turned out to be a helluva guy though,I wonder if he still lurks here.

How ya been?