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Old 11-17-2009, 02:27 AM  
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I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:40 AM   #16
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Old 11-17-2009, 07:42 AM   #17
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Grow a pair and ask her out. Worst thing she can say is no.

It's like walking up to a closed door and hearing muffled sounds of what might be a party. It very well might be. Or it might be Zed and the Gimp giving it to Marcellus up the poop-chute*. But you'll never know unless you open the door... and if you don't open the door, you KNOW you ain't getting anything, so why not try?

*of course, finding Marcellus getting ass-raped might be your definition of a party as well, but that's an issue for a different thread...
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Old 11-17-2009, 08:54 AM   #18
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:03 AM   #19
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:04 AM   #20
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I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.


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Old 11-17-2009, 09:14 AM   #21
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I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.
Dude, somewhere your testicles are rolling around without an owner. My advice is to find them.

Stop being a pussy. Shit or get off the pot. If you want to change the nature of your relationship with her you're going to have to pull the trigger. Either you'll f it up or you won't. If you f it up, big deal, move on. Whatever. I don't even know why I bother.
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:19 AM   #22
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Dude, somewhere your testicles are rolling around without an owner. My advice is to find them.

Stop being a pussy. Shit or get off the pot. If you want to change the nature of your relationship with her you're going to have to pull the trigger. Either you'll f it up or you won't. If you f it up, big deal, move on. Whatever. I don't even know why I bother.
It's better to have tried and failed than to have stood around with your thumb up your ass while some other guy back-mounted your crush in the bed of a rusted out pickup...
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:27 AM   #23
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I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:29 AM   #24
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:30 AM   #25
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This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie
Then put it in the butt of Redrum's mom
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Old 11-17-2009, 09:54 AM   #26
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:06 AM   #27
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:09 AM   #28
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Old 11-17-2009, 10:11 AM   #29
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It will save you some time.

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It will save you some time.

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