NFL Draft Rumors fly that Tebow-to-Jags a done deal - Page 2

smittysbar · 12-08-2009, 09:25 PM

Rumors fly that Tebow-to-Jags is a done deal

Posted by Mike Florio on December 8, 2009 9:30 PM ET

We've been critical of the Jaguars for letting the rain forest cat out of the bag regarding their desire to salvage a financially shipwrecked franchise by landing Florida quarterback Tim Tebow.

By making their interest in Tebow obvious, the Jags are risking that someone will trade up to one spot in front of Jacksonville in order to secure his rights.

As it turns out, it's possible that the Jags don't have to worry about another team cutting line.

There's a rumor making the rounds that a wink-nod-sneeze-fart arrangement has been made to ensure that Tebow will be on the board when the Jags pick in round one -- and that no one will trade up to get in position to draft him.

The goal would be to help the Jaguars regain financial viability in Jacksonville via a run on the box office following Tebow's arrival. And that would go a long way toward killing the concept of the Jags becoming the L.A. Leopards or the London Shaguars.

Any such agreement, of course, would constitute collusion, a blatant violation of the labor deal between the NFL and the union. And it likely would be impossible to prove the existence of a "Magic Johnson in the '92 All-Star Game" understanding (yeah, I used to follow other sports) that the other 31 teams will step aside and give the Jags a free run at Tebow.

Still, that's the rumor.

RJ · 12-08-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

If it fails...he can always start up a chain of bible themed fast food restaurants.

Tebow's Southern Barbecue. He's not a fast food quarterback.

**RealSNR** · 12-08-2009, 09:41 PM

The Seahawks should draft Tebow. That way they could have Jesus and his #1 fan play on the same team

Ebolapox · 12-08-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by cdcox

Slow poke.

yeah, I saw that. well played.

**notorious** · 12-08-2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by H5N1

mark sanchez is the holy ghost (considering his performance this year)

****. mentioning him just sent it over 300 posts.

Bwhaaaaaa ahaaaaa ahahahahahahahahaha!

Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kstater · 12-08-2009, 09:42 PM

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the Jags are risking that someone will trade up to one spot in front of Jacksonville in order to secure his rights.

Dottefan · 12-08-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

Tebow's Southern Barbecue. He's not a fast food quarterback.

No..I`m pretty sure he`s a McRib type of guy.

Ebolapox · 12-08-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottefan

No..I`m pretty sure he`s a McRib type of guy.

that was just subtle enough that it made me think for all of a second to get it. well played and rep.

KCUnited · 12-08-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ

Tebow's Southern Barbecue. He's not a fast food quarterback.

Maybe an extension of a popular chain. T.G.I.F.F.

Thank God Its Fish Fridays.

smittysbar · 12-08-2009, 09:46 PM

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 09:49 PM

Tebow's Salem Fried Chicken Shack.

Ebolapox · 12-08-2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by smittysbar

tim tebow just flew in from florida. boy, are his arms tired!

it's just as well that nobody mentioned his horrible throwing motion and/or mechanics in the aftermath of flying from florida. it would tear the whole system down.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 09:50 PM

"And he came upon a field of grass, beset at all sides from followers near and far". "And he did raiseth his outstretched arms to the sky, the Word of the Lord in one hand, the skin of the swine in another, and he cried out for all to hear; I AM HE, THE SERVANT OF THE LORD THY GOD, AND I HAVE COME TO LEAD YE' TO THE PROMISED LAND"!

"And a Great Cry did come forth from the assembled masses, and they asked of him; 'how will you do this, O Son of Man"?
"And he did reply; YE' SHALL FOLLOW ME TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH DURING THE TIME OF NO BATTLE, AND ASSIST ME IN BRINGING THE WORD OF THE LORD THY GOD TO THE HEATHENS AND INFIDELS"!

"And the crowd did gaze upon Him, and upon each other, and did reply as One Voice":
"**** YOU ASSHOLE, WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE"!

And they all went home, got drunk, and ****ed each other in the ass.

The End.

**notorious** · 12-08-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

"And he came upon a field of grass, beset at all sides from followers near and far". "And he did raiseth his outstretched arms to the sky, the Word of the Lord in one hand, the skin of the swine in another, and he cried out for all to hear; I AM HE, THE SERVANT OF THE LORD THY GOD, AND I HAVE COME TO LEAD YE' TO THE PROMISED LAND"!

"And a Great Cry did come forth from the assembled masses, and they asked of him; 'how will you do this, O Son of Man"?
"And he did reply; YE' SHALL FOLLOW ME TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH DURING THE TIME OF NO BATTLE, AND ASSIST ME IN BRINGING THE WORD OF THE LORD THY GOD TO THE HEATHENS AND INFIDELS"!

"And the crowd did gaze upon Him, and upon each other, and did reply as One Voice":
"**** YOU ASSHOLE, WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE"!

And they all went home, got drunk, and ****ed each other in the ass.

The End.

That sermon would definately wake up the sleeping members of the congrigation (sp?).

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious

That sermon would definately wake up the sleeping members of the congrigation (sp?).

ChiefsCountry · 12-08-2009, 09:58 PM

Of course we all laugh but knowing our luck it will probably be the Chiefs who draft Tebow.

12-08-2009, 09:25 PM
smittysbar Right in the Lumberyard Danny Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: LaPlata, MO Casino cash: $10004942	Rumors fly that Tebow-to-Jags a done deal Rumors fly that Tebow-to-Jags is a done deal Posted by Mike Florio on December 8, 2009 9:30 PM ET We've been critical of the Jaguars for letting the rain forest cat out of the bag regarding their desire to salvage a financially shipwrecked franchise by landing Florida quarterback Tim Tebow. By making their interest in Tebow obvious, the Jags are risking that someone will trade up to one spot in front of Jacksonville in order to secure his rights. As it turns out, it's possible that the Jags don't have to worry about another team cutting line. There's a rumor making the rounds that a wink-nod-sneeze-fart arrangement has been made to ensure that Tebow will be on the board when the Jags pick in round one -- and that no one will trade up to get in position to draft him. The goal would be to help the Jaguars regain financial viability in Jacksonville via a run on the box office following Tebow's arrival. And that would go a long way toward killing the concept of the Jags becoming the L.A. Leopards or the London Shaguars. Any such agreement, of course, would constitute collusion, a blatant violation of the labor deal between the NFL and the union. And it likely would be impossible to prove the existence of a "Magic Johnson in the '92 All-Star Game" understanding (yeah, I used to follow other sports) that the other 31 teams will step aside and give the Jags a free run at Tebow. Still, that's the rumor.
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Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	"And he came upon a field of grass, beset at all sides from followers near and far". "And he did raiseth his outstretched arms to the sky, the Word of the Lord in one hand, the skin of the swine in another, and he cried out for all to hear; I AM HE, THE SERVANT OF THE LORD THY GOD, AND I HAVE COME TO LEAD YE' TO THE PROMISED LAND"! "And a Great Cry did come forth from the assembled masses, and they asked of him; 'how will you do this, O Son of Man"? "And he did reply; YE' SHALL FOLLOW ME TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH DURING THE TIME OF NO BATTLE, AND ASSIST ME IN BRINGING THE WORD OF THE LORD THY GOD TO THE HEATHENS AND INFIDELS"! "And the crowd did gaze upon Him, and upon each other, and did reply as One Voice": "** YOU ASSHOLE, WE'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE"! And they all went home, got drunk, and ed each other in the ass. The End. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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