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Old 12-15-2009, 05:23 PM  
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Infidelity Poll

You have a wife...things are ok...meh meh...sex once a week...twice a month...blah blah blah...

Jessica Alba walks up to you...says she wants to bang...no strings...just bang...one time...no one will know...she just wants dogged and that's it!

BUT YOU'RE MARRIED?!

What would you do?

To dog, or not to dog?
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:44 PM   #16
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She's not even that good of a prospect. Her lips are too puffy, and she is too tall to be a spinner. I would most likely go with Whitney Port (USC - The Hills) or Kyra Sedgewick (USC- The Closer).

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Old 12-15-2009, 05:45 PM   #17
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:46 PM   #18
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:48 PM   #19
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:48 PM   #20
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:52 PM   #21
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:54 PM   #22
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Voted no...

and I gotta tell ya. I'm not really attracted to Alba. I supposes she's pretty, but she's so talentless that it hurts. I know we're not talking about ****ing her talent, but I just can't get passed how bad she is. So... no... I wouldn't. Because I'm married. Because I love my wife. Because I don't believe in cheating. And because I'm just not that attracted to Jessica Alba. She's bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.







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Old 12-15-2009, 05:55 PM   #23
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:58 PM   #24
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We'll be able to add this to the other infamous CP polls before long. The NO's will outweight the YES's and we'll all continue about our lives throwing the football 60+ yards with our 11 inch penises.
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Old 12-15-2009, 05:59 PM   #25
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:00 PM   #26
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I made a promise to her,
If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....

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and I've seen the consequences of infidelity in others' lives.
This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:01 PM   #27
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:01 PM   #28
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If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....



This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.
My retirement is not what it was......
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:11 PM   #29
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...and we'll all continue about our lives throwing the football 60+ yards with our 11 inch penises.
I can't throw 60 yards.

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Old 12-15-2009, 06:12 PM   #30
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If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....



This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.
No one will know, it's only cheating if you get caught.
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