True Fans' Mock

[Danman]

The True Chiefs Fans have spoken.

1. Russell Okung, OT OSU
2a. Toby Gerhart, FB Stanford
2b. Mike Johnson, OG Alabama
3. Dennis Pitta, TE BYU
4. Jared Veldheer, OT Hillsdale
5a. Travis Ivy, NT Maryland
5b. Phillip Dillard, ILB Nebraska
5c. Clint Gresham, Long Snapper TCU

[Sfeihc]

Right, I forgot. Bowe and Shipley are the new Moss and Welker.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Im gonna go full nOOb and ask:

whats the definition of a true fan?

....

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Do you lie awake at nights dreaming of 8-8, or 9-7?

Do you judge a season as a success by a Wild Card birth?

Do you believe that defenses and running games are more important than franchise QBs?

Do you hate wide receivers?

Do you love coaches with a complete inability to spot talent at the running back position?

Do you think that 3-13 is better for the long term future of the franchise than 2-14?

Do you think the 2002 Bucs and 2000 Ravens are model NFL teams to aspire to?

Do you find playoff records to be irrelevant?

Do you believe that guards and right tackles should be taken with top five picks?

Do you believe that a quarterback is best served as a game manager?

Do you believe that every 3rd Down play should either be a screen or a draw?

Do you believe kicker is the most important position on the offense?

Do you believe that all of the best prospects reside in the Big XII?

Do you believe in trading down in any situation during the draft?

Do you believe that a team is better served picking 20 rather than 5 because they don't have to pay the player as much?

Do you believe that the only way to be a winning team is to throw money at the most expensive Free Agents every year, regardless of need?

Do you judge QBOTF by their box scores?

Do you think that risk is scary, and therefore, wish to draft last in every round to avoid the perception of failure?

Do you think that Marty and Bill Cowher are the only two coaches left on the planet?

Do you think that Gunther was once a great coordinator?

Do you think that reaction is safer than action?

Do you think every other team that actually drafted a QBOTF just 'got lucky' and that it could never happen to us?

Is your name [alias of claythan and hootie]?

Do you prefer tailgating to Championships?

Do you fear the unknown?

Do you believe that 'being close in the 4th quarter' is the objective of an offense?

Do you believe that the run sets up the pass?

Do you believe that Stafford "has done nothing worth mentioning" in college?

Do you think QBs don't need to know how to play from under the center, and that learning 5 and 7 step drops is irrelevant because once Thigpen completed a 7 yard pass to a hall of fame tight end in quadruple coverage?



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[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by PGM

Did Sackofpoo make this mock?

No, but I wouldn't argue with Okung, Johnson or Pitta. Johnson would fit this team and the offense to a T.

[kc rush]

Needs more Big 12 players.

[Danman]

Originally Posted by Saccopoo

No, but I wouldn't argue with Okung, Johnson or Pitta. Johnson would fit this team and the offense to a T.

You know I knew you'd feel this way. Had you and JJ in mind when i made this thread. I couldn't disagree with either of you more.

[Saccopoo]

Originally Posted by Danman

You know I knew you'd feel this way. Had you and JJ in mind when i made this thread. I couldn't disagree with either of you more.

And that's fine, but you won't find a guard in this draft that is as good a fit for this team as Mike Johnson. IMO, he's the best guard in the draft, and is excellent as a zone blocking prospect. The Chiefs would be very fortunate to have him. If he was there at the top of the third, it should be an easy call to make.

[Danman]

Sacc- I never said I didn't like him. Just like others better in the second round. I realize someone else may draft him. I'm ok with this as he's an OG and we can get a servicable OG lots lower than a second round pick.