-- How do you cope w/ your 'Swamp-Ass' issue?

[Bi_polar]

Yeah, say you go out on a Friday night and forget to powder up your butthole. How do you maintain or reachieve that freshness? Do you gamble (assuming you probably won't score, anyway?)

-or-

Do you carry around wet-naps? Do you try that ax deodorant spray?

Or, is it such a rare occurance that it's pointless to care that you smell like asshole?


-discus

[tooge]

I generally only get swampass golfing, hiking, or working outside in the hottest of weather. In any case, I'm in no mood to try to score at that point anyhow, I just want A/C and a cold beer. Shower, that is all.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by seclark

wiping my ass after a dump usually works for me.
i'm old school.
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This. Good ****ing grief.. this.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by JOhn

Dude, I'm not sure what is worse, the subject of this thread or your Avatar

They kind of go together, actually.....

[Buck]

Sometimes you cant help it in the 115 degree heat.

Solution: Move to Olathe.

[seclark]

Originally Posted by KC Fish

This. Good ****ing grief.. this.

simple is always better. if there's still an issue:

[Silock]

The **** is swampass?

[DaFace]

I don't believe I have ever powdered or deodorized my ass. That seems really odd.

[journeyscarab]

SNL did a skit for "Ass Don't Smell"

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92eass.phtml

Ass Don't Smell

Bob.....Kevin Nealon
Male Co-Worker #1.....Rob Schneider
Male Co-Worker #2.....David Spade
Male Co-Worker #3.....Tim Meadows


Bob: Let me bring you up to date on the Civic Center project..

Male Co-Worker #1: [ sniffing the air ] Did somebody step in something?

Bob: I had Ted draw these up over the weekend..

Male Co-Worker #1: Oh, come on! Doesn't anybody else smell it?

[ turns around and disgusts tow other co-workers with the smell from his ass ]

Bob: I think we've finally solved the underground garage problem..

Male Co-Worker #1: I'm sorry. I can't concentrate. Can't we do this over the phone?

Male Co-Worker #2: Yes!

[ everyone leaves the office, leaving confused ]

[ SUPER: The Next Day ]

Bob: [ notices Ass Don't Smell canister on his desk ] Ass Don't Smell? [ thinking ] Hmm.. maybe osmebody's trying to tell me something..

Announcer: Scrubbing doesn't work; perfumes only cover it up; and who has the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up to Ass Don't Smell.

[ SUPER: A Week Later ]

Male Co-Worker #3: Hey, Bob! Congratulations on the Civic Center project!

Bob: Thanks!

Male Co-Worker #3: [ notices canister in Bob's locker ] Huh? Ass Don't Smell? But your ass doesn't smell.

Bob: [ smiling confidently ] Exactly.

Announcer: Ass Don't Smell. The name says it all. Now, in new tamper-proof package.

[Mr. Laz]

someone must not wipe correctly or something ... just take a shower before you go out.

[Bi_polar]

GUYZ TRUST ME,

Bitches don't wanna smell your ass when they're dealing hummers. TRUST ME!

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Bi_polar

GUYZ TRUST ME,

Bitches don't wanna smell your ass when they're dealing hummers. TRUST ME!

Well especially those freaky chicks that like to lick, err nevermind

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Bi_polar

GUYZ TRUST ME,

Bitches don't wanna smell your ass when they're dealing hummers. TRUST ME!

Maybe you should just shove one of those Glade things up your ass. You could keep several handy and give her her choice of scents, just like they do at the car wash.

[Stewie]

Define "swamp-ass." The ass is right there, the next door over. Should it smell like shit, no, should it be floral, no.

[Kerberos]

Originally Posted by Silock

The **************** is swampass?

You'd know it if you had Swampass.

Cats and dogs would follow you around for weeks. (So I've heard)

[Sofa King]

two things..

1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant..

2nd.