Life What do I take from this? - Page 2

Dante84 · 02-24-2010, 05:57 PM

This morning, like every morning, I drive to work and park my car out on the street in front of our building. My view while parking extends down the road.

As I put the car in park and wrap up my phone conversation, a black cat walks in a straight line across my path. I think it even looked at me. Maybe. Maybe not.

Anyhow: As soon as the black cat finishes crossing, a little bit further down the road, a bleach white cat does the same ****ing thing in the opposite direction.

Help me.

FAX · 02-24-2010, 09:06 PM

Dang. Clearly, there are bizarre, unforeseen circumstances headed your way, Mr. Dante84. Were I you, I'd stock up on canned soups, condoms, and batteries. No telling what kind of crazy crap is destined to befall you.

Just the thought is giving me goosebumps and making me shake all over.

FAX

**Easy 6** · 02-24-2010, 09:15 PM

The white haired cat was sayin 'waddya want frum me?'...

JOhn · 02-25-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

It's a sign telling you to stop talking on your ****ing phone while you're driving.

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Originally Posted by milkman

This

That

Dante84 · 02-25-2010, 01:51 AM

A - I'm not a 16 year old girl in a LeBaron texting my ass off to Suzie about how fun it is to live in Australia and hit cars head on.

B - I'm not a 95 year old foreign man calling someone's friend's cousin to get directions to the pharmacy while weaving between lanes at a steady pace of 9mph.

I've been in zero accidents and I have an impeccable driving record. I had to answer a 2 minute call from the boss prior to walking in. Give me a damned break.

But yes, maybe the cats were ****ing pissed at me because of that. Either that, or it has something to do with LOST. I just don't know anymore

JOhn · 02-25-2010, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dante84

A - I'm not a 16 year old girl in a LeBaron texting my ass off to Suzie about how fun it is to live in Australia and hit cars head on.

B - I'm not a 95 year old foreign man calling someone's friend's cousin to get directions to the pharmacy while weaving between lanes at a steady pace of 9mph.

I've been in zero accidents and I have an impeccable driving record. I had to answer a 2 minute call from the boss prior to walking in. Give me a damned break.

But yes, maybe the cats were ****ing pissed at me because of that. Either that, or it has something to do with LOST. I just don't know anymore

Well Just remember this, It only takes 1 time, or a couple of seconds........Then the question is can you live with the results?

FAX · 02-25-2010, 02:43 AM

It is, of course, possible that the cat episode may very well be related to a possible chance event associated with cellphone usage and automobiles. At any rate, the issue is certainly relevant in that the number of accidents resulting from preoccupation and distraction while speaking on a cell are increasing dramatically.

Or, in the words of the ancient Egyptian priesthood; "When the cat's a walkin', you better stop talkin'."

FAX

Dante84 · 02-25-2010, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOhn

Well Just remember this, It only takes 1 time, or a couple of seconds........Then the question is can you live with the results?

What can I say? I roll with my shit off safety. The ladies love a bad boy.

**Rain Man** · 02-25-2010, 05:38 PM

It makes me wonder if perhaps you smell like fish.

Simply Red · 02-25-2010, 05:44 PM

You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

stevieray · 02-25-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

It makes me wonder if perhaps you smell like fish.

....or look like Charlie.

**Donger** · 02-25-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

Wait, that's my trick.

Oh shit....

Dante84 · 02-25-2010, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red

You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.

Usual Suspects rep.

Dante84 · 02-25-2010, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

It makes me wonder if perhaps you smell like fish.

Hmm.... it could be the "Badussy" little tree air freshener that I recently hung on the rear view....

02-24-2010, 05:57 PM
Dante84 Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ATX & OPKS Casino cash: $-1838004 VARSITY	What do I take from this? This morning, like every morning, I drive to work and park my car out on the street in front of our building. My view while parking extends down the road. As I put the car in park and wrap up my phone conversation, a black cat walks in a straight line across my path. I think it even looked at me. Maybe. Maybe not. Anyhow: As soon as the black cat finishes crossing, a little bit further down the road, a bleach white cat does the same ****ing thing in the opposite direction. Help me.
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02-24-2010, 09:06 PM	#16
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	Dang. Clearly, there are bizarre, unforeseen circumstances headed your way, Mr. Dante84. Were I you, I'd stock up on canned soups, condoms, and batteries. No telling what kind of crazy crap is destined to befall you. Just the thought is giving me goosebumps and making me shake all over. FAX
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02-24-2010, 09:15 PM	#17
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02-25-2010, 01:51 AM	#19
Dante84 Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: ATX & OPKS Casino cash: $-1838004 VARSITY	A - I'm not a 16 year old girl in a LeBaron texting my ass off to Suzie about how fun it is to live in Australia and hit cars head on. B - I'm not a 95 year old foreign man calling someone's friend's cousin to get directions to the pharmacy while weaving between lanes at a steady pace of 9mph. I've been in zero accidents and I have an impeccable driving record. I had to answer a 2 minute call from the boss prior to walking in. Give me a damned break. But yes, maybe the cats were ****ing pissed at me because of that. Either that, or it has something to do with LOST. I just don't know anymore
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02-25-2010, 02:43 AM	#21
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $6753759	It is, of course, possible that the cat episode may very well be related to a possible chance event associated with cellphone usage and automobiles. At any rate, the issue is certainly relevant in that the number of accidents resulting from preoccupation and distraction while speaking on a cell are increasing dramatically. Or, in the words of the ancient Egyptian priesthood; "When the cat's a walkin', you better stop talkin'." FAX
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02-25-2010, 05:38 PM	#23
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02-25-2010, 05:44 PM	#24
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
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