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Old 05-02-2010, 01:56 PM  
Kyle DeLexus Kyle DeLexus is offline
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How many people here wear condoms?

After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:42 PM   #16
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:51 PM   #17
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I don't wear them for a few reasons.
1. Not to brag but the girth on little gonzo makes wearing condoms uncomfortable.
2. I'm allergic to spermicide and the dry ones suck.
3. I don't really need to wear them cuz I'm sterile. I'm still wondering why my kid says dada every time we drive by the post office...
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:51 PM   #18
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:53 PM   #19
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:56 PM   #20
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I don't wear them for a few reasons.
1. Not to brag but the girth on little gonzo makes wearing condoms uncomfortable.
They used to make Magnum condoms that fit a little better. I don't know if they are still around. I got a vasectomy after my last child, he'll turn 13 this year.
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:15 PM   #21
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After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.
Name that STD?
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:18 PM   #22
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:20 PM   #23
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:23 PM   #24
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:39 PM   #25
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I've worn them 3 times in my whole life. I've got 4 kids, and my wife has her tubes tied now.
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:00 PM   #26
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After a life of having great sex, my latest visit to the Dr. has revealed that I am going to need condoms full time.

This was my first visit to the Dr. in about 8 years, so I got the prerequisite lecture about more regular visits. I've never been thrilled about needing protection, and the thoughts of having condoms thrilled me even less.

But they talked me into trying condoms and surprisingly, having worn them the last couple of days, I actually like it.

How many here wear condoms and what is your experience with them?
Are wearing them all day?
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:06 PM   #27
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:08 PM   #28
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I use them. I also hate them. Its better than no sex though...
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:12 PM   #29
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i don't remember ever using one, but then i don't remember...
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:13 PM   #30
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