87 Year Old Woman Selling Crack

[HoneyBadger]

Woman, 87, Busted For Selling Crack

Month-long Florida undercover operation nets Pensacola pensioner

MAY 14--An 87-year-old Florida woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly selling crack cocaine to undercover cops. Ola Mae Agee, pictured in the mug shot below, was collared after a month-long investigation by the Escambia County Sheriff's Office targeted drug dealing in her Pensacola neighborhood. During the police operation, Agee sold $20 worth of crack to an undercover cop inside her Martin Luther King Drive home. The April 30 transaction was secretly videotaped by investigators, according to a sheriff's report, which listed Agee as a "retired janitor." Police executed a search warrant at Agee's home yesterday, and charged the senior citizen with selling cocaine. She was later released from jail on her own recognizance due to her age. Remarkably, Agee is not the oldest person arrested for peddling crack. In 2004, a 96-year-old North Carolina woman was arrested (along with some younger kin) for selling the drug from her Kings Mountain home.

[HoneyBadger]

Her grandchildren must be proud.

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

You can freebase crack from a spoon? I usually use tin foil, but I will have to try your method too. Sounds like a weekend project.

Read my post one more time...

If your grammy has a spoon collection and all of the spoons are burnt to shit, she might be a drug dealer.

I didn't state that Grammy only sells one particular drug. But hey, more power to you if you want to try something new.

Oh and thanks for ruining the joke. Geez.

[Pants]

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Read my post one more time...

If your grammy has a spoon collection and all of the spoons are burnt to shit, she might be a drug dealer.

I didn't state that Grammy only sells one particular drug. But hey, more power to you if you want to try something new.

Oh and thanks for ruining the joke. Geez.

I wasn't ruining your joke, I was augmenting it. Don't be so sensitive. Pretty sure you can use any surface you can heat up without it melting to freebase whatever you want. Jeez.

[Simply Red]

This reminds me of when i was a child, Grandma Lee would take Jennifer and I to Taco-Town in Carthage, Mo. to see 'the man' - she said.

[LaChapelle]

Still rockin out
with her glock out

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

I wasn't ruining your joke, I was augmenting it. Don't be so sensitive. Pretty sure you can use any surface you can heat up without it melting to freebase whatever you want. Jeez.

Crack is freebase for people too lazy to cook it themselves.

[HoneyBadger]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

This reminds me of when i was a child, Grandma Lee would take Jennifer and I to Taco-Town in Carthage, Mo. to see 'the man' - she said.

This could mean a couple things....

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Metrolike

I wasn't ruining your joke, I was augmenting it. Don't be so sensitive. Pretty sure you can use any surface you can heat up without it melting to freebase whatever you want. Jeez.

Okie dokie then.

[Mr. Laz]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the ..... oops ...

[warpaint*]

She looks mean.

[morphius]

So they finally caught Heisenberg?

[LetsSignRussell]

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by morphius

So they finally caught Heisenberg?

/ Thread 2-11VENTY!!!!!111111

[HoneyBadger]

She probably wouldn't be the type of old lady I would help cross the street.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by fire_lm

She probably wouldn't be the type of old lady I would help cross the street.

I would if I were partying...