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Old 06-07-2010, 01:36 PM  
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Got Engaged.
As a choice few of you already know, I got engaged satuday night. Looking at a wedding next May. Pretty crazy how much life can change in a year. I figured I may as well ask, anyone have any good tips on sustaining a good marriage? This should be good for about 2 good answers and a 100 or so funny/sarcastic/worst mistake of your life posts. Anyways, I am very excited and looking forward to being married!
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:43 PM   #16
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:44 PM   #17
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Take the engagement ring back and go buy a hooker or two.
That's if it was CZ. If they were diamonds, get a plane ticket to Vegas and a room at The Bellagio to go along with those high class hos.
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:45 PM   #18
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What if she's got a headache, it's that time of the month, or she's not in the mood?


Damn, why do women make so many excuses?
That's when you establish who wears the pants in the family.



It's usually a lack of attraction in the relationship. She either isn't attracted to him, or she's not attracted to herself.
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:46 PM   #19
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What if she's got a headache, it's that time of the month, or she's not in the mood?
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:47 PM   #20
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this guy is one of those guys that I bet popped the question within 6 months of the first date...

which is...

a GIGANTIC mistake

what's the freaking rush?

I'll date whoever it is I marry for at least two years before I even THINK of THINKING about getting married...
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:49 PM   #21
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this guy is one of those guys that I bet popped the question within 6 months of the first date...

which is...

a GIGANTIC mistake

what's the freaking rush?

I'll date whoever it is I marry for at least two years before I even THINK of THINKING about getting married...
The first 6 months are the honeymoon phase of a relationship.

You get to find out what sort of person you're really dating after about a year into it.
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:49 PM   #22
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congrats.....



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Old 06-07-2010, 01:51 PM   #23
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I'd make sure to get seperate checking accounts as well as credit cards and make sure she knows what bills she has to pay with her check. Also learn to keep an eye on the odometer in the car. You should always write down the mileage whenever she comes home, then you'll know if she's lying when she says she just went to work and that is all.

Also , if she's not fat now she will be soon, in fact I'd like to get you a pig for a wedding gift but you'll have one anyway. I'd start right now watching her diet and make sure she gets plenty of exercise.

Oh, and one last piece of advice. **** her as much as possible right now cause after she says "I do", The legs slam shut!
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:52 PM   #24
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Old 06-07-2010, 01:58 PM   #25
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Also learn to keep an eye on the odometer in the car. You should always write down the mileage whenever she comes home, then you'll know if she's lying when she says she just went to work and that is all.
that sounds crazy...but potentially legit lol
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:01 PM   #26
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That's actually incredibly critical.
Exactly, please the **** out of her too, the marriage will be healthy.
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:02 PM   #27
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What if she's got a headache, it's that time of the month, or she's not in the mood?


Damn, why do women make so many excuses?
She's full of shit and the marriage is on verge of failure
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:02 PM   #28
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:04 PM   #29
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:05 PM   #30
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this guy is one of those guys that I bet popped the question within 6 months of the first date...

which is...

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what's the freaking rush?

I'll date whoever it is I marry for at least two years before I even THINK of THINKING about getting married...
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The first 6 months are the honeymoon phase of a relationship.

You get to find out what sort of person you're really dating after about a year into it.
Close, I have known her for over 10 years due to proximity. We had been dating for almost 11 months.
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