Poop What's your personal best record.. - Page 2

Alton deFlat · 07-26-2010, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

Question: how do blind people know when they are done wiping their asses?

Sniff test?

**loochy** · 07-26-2010, 07:40 AM

Eh, I can't really recall ever getting it on my hands. WTF? How are you guys wiping?

**bevischief** · 07-26-2010, 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy

Eh, I can't really recall ever getting it on my hands. WTF? How are you guys wiping?

With their hands.

Dayze · 07-26-2010, 07:59 AM

well, I'm 33 ...so my record is..... *doing calculations*......about 31 years.

Pants · 07-26-2010, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze

well, I'm 33 ...so my record is..... *doing calculations*......about 31 years.

Yeap.

JD10367 · 07-26-2010, 10:17 AM

I never get poop on my hands when I wipe my ass. I only get it on my hand when I wipe someone else's ass. But enough about my kinky bedroom antics... On this topic, sort of, another question: have you ever looked down and noticed a brown smudge on a hand? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... chocolate, or shit?" to yourself? Have you ever then sniffed it to find out? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... no smell... Do I taste it to find out, or just wait until I'm near a sink to wash it off?" Just wondering.

LaChapelle · 07-26-2010, 10:36 AM

girly man armed has it's advantages

LaChapelle · 07-26-2010, 11:29 AM

Probably reach from underneath
since nothing is obstructin the path

Sweet Daddy Hate · 07-26-2010, 12:29 PM

**loochy** · 07-26-2010, 12:30 PM

I still don't get it though...is this something that happens on a regular basis to people?

07-26-2010, 07:40 AM	#2
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $-1539603	Eh, I can't really recall ever getting it on my hands. WTF? How are you guys wiping?
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07-26-2010, 07:59 AM	#4
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $1939358	well, I'm 33 ...so my record is..... doing calculations......about 31 years. __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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07-26-2010, 10:17 AM	#6
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	I never get poop on my hands when I wipe my ass. I only get it on my hand when I wipe someone else's ass. But enough about my kinky bedroom antics... On this topic, sort of, another question: have you ever looked down and noticed a brown smudge on a hand? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... chocolate, or shit?" to yourself? Have you ever then sniffed it to find out? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... no smell... Do I taste it to find out, or just wait until I'm near a sink to wash it off?" Just wondering.
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07-26-2010, 10:36 AM	#7
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	girly man armed has it's advantages
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07-26-2010, 11:29 AM	#8
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	Probably reach from underneath since nothing is obstructin the path
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07-26-2010, 12:29 PM	#9
Sweet Daddy Hate Unsparing Join Date: Aug 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Wow. __________________ 1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO **ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020!**
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07-26-2010, 12:30 PM	#10
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $-1539603	I still don't get it though...is this something that happens on a regular basis to people?
Posts: 42,042