Chiefs The 49ers game will be THE breakout game of the Scott Pioli era. - Page 2

Hammock Parties · 09-23-2010, 01:04 PM

The stars are aligning this weekend for a watershed moment in the Scott Pioli era.

The 49ers, and NFC teams in general, rarely play well at Arrowhead when the Chiefs are competitive. We're 2-0, our defense is kicking ass, and Alex Smith sucks. Arrowhead is going to be rocking and we're healthy and on the upswing, with room to improve.

Matt Cassel, Dwayne Bowe, Jamaal Charles, Chris Chambers, Tony Moeaki, Thomas Jones, Dexter McCluster, Tamba Hali, Eric Berry...they're all lying in the weeds, waiting to have their breakout game. If two or three of those guys go off, we win by 14+. If four or five of them explode, we win by 21+. If more than that go off, holy shit, look out.

I think most of them are going to go off.

We're going to rip off the 49ers' heads and shit down their necks.

This game will be over by halftime.

Complete and total domination. This ass kicking will be on par with the 41-0 shellacking we laid on San Francisco in 2006. It COULD even approach the 44-9 destruction of 1997.

You heard it here first.

We're a powder keg, and this week we EXPLODE.

keg in kc · 09-23-2010, 01:21 PM

Shit. This is like Mumbles McHoltz picking your team on college gameday. We're going down 44-10.

CaliforniaChief · 09-23-2010, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Shit. This is like Mumbles McHoltz picking your team on college gameday. We're going down 44-10.

**bevischief** · 09-23-2010, 01:26 PM

AirCassel this weekend.

MoreLemonPledge · 09-23-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Shit. This is like Mumbles McHoltz picking your team on college gameday. We're going down 44-10.

The Chiefthhhhh will win! Why? Becauttthhhh(spits everywhere)hhhe of Charlie Weithhhhhhhh! Chiefttthhhhh 90, Forty Ninertthththththhh 0. (drools)

Mecca · 09-23-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bevischief

AirCassel this weekend.

That would surely lead to a loss.

booyaf2 · 09-23-2010, 01:28 PM

Isn't 41-0 a bigger asskicking than 44-9?

King_Chief_Fan · 09-23-2010, 01:28 PM

9ers - 9
Chiefs - 6

doen't the weather call for rain?

FAX · 09-23-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by booyaf2

Isn't 41-0 a bigger asskicking than 44-9?

We're going to kick their ass so bad, we'll forget how to friggin' add, baby!!!

FAX

Christofire · 09-23-2010, 01:29 PM

I was saying recently that this game had some parallels to Priest Holmes' first season, and how it took three games before we finally started feeding him the ball enough to start being explosive.

I hope you are right. But I think it's going to be another brutal scoring game in the teens. 16-10, KC.

MatriculatingHank · 09-23-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MoreLemonPledge

The Chiefthhhhh will win! Why? Becauttthhhh(spits everywhere)hhhe of Charlie Weithhhhhhhh! Chiefttthhhhh 90, Forty Ninertthththththhh 0. (drools)

Christofire · 09-23-2010, 01:39 PM

My other reaction is that if you substituted 49ers players for Chiefs players in the original passage (like so), the argument would sound just as lame:

"Alex Smith, Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Brian Westbrook, Ted Ginn Jr., Patrick Willis, Taylor Mays...they're all lying in the weeds, waiting to have their breakout game. If two or three of those guys go off, we win by 14+. If four or five of them explode, we win by 21+. If more than that go off, holy shit, look out.

I think most of them are going to go off.

We're going to rip off the Chiefs' heads and shit down their necks.

This game will be over by halftime.

Complete and total domination. This ass kicking will be on par with the 21-7 shellacking we laid on Kansas City in 2000. It COULD even approach the 28-14 destruction of 1991.

You heard it here first.

We're a powder keg, and this week we EXPLODE."

Dayze · 09-23-2010, 01:40 PM

Niners 23
Chiefs 13

Hammock Parties · 09-23-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Christofire

This ass kicking will be on par with the 21-7 shellacking we laid on Kansas City in 2000. It COULD even approach the 28-14 destruction of 1991.

Weaksauce.

Fritz88 · 09-23-2010, 01:44 PM

rename my cp user name for a month to "Cock Buffer" if we manage a non ugly win this game.
SF is going to **** us and cp will have a melt down.
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Lonewolf Ed · 09-23-2010, 01:50 PM

I've heard of jinxing our chances, but with all the dynamic predictions, do you have to bend over and invite the jinx to plant its foot deep in your ass? You're out on a limb so thin a hummingbird wouldn't land on it!

And if you are right, I will gladly defer to your superior insight!

09-23-2010, 01:04 PM
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $750478	The 49ers game will be THE breakout game of the Scott Pioli era. The stars are aligning this weekend for a watershed moment in the Scott Pioli era. The 49ers, and NFC teams in general, rarely play well at Arrowhead when the Chiefs are competitive. We're 2-0, our defense is kicking ass, and Alex Smith sucks. Arrowhead is going to be rocking and we're healthy and on the upswing, with room to improve. Matt Cassel, Dwayne Bowe, Jamaal Charles, Chris Chambers, Tony Moeaki, Thomas Jones, Dexter McCluster, Tamba Hali, Eric Berry...they're all lying in the weeds, waiting to have their breakout game. If two or three of those guys go off, we win by 14+. If four or five of them explode, we win by 21+. If more than that go off, holy shit, look out. I think most of them are going to go off. We're going to rip off the 49ers' heads and shit down their necks. This game will be over by halftime. Complete and total domination. This ass kicking will be on par with the 41-0 shellacking we laid on San Francisco in 2006. It COULD even approach the 44-9 destruction of 1997. You heard it here first. We're a powder keg, and this week we EXPLODE.
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09-23-2010, 01:29 PM	#24
Christofire Aberzombie and Fitch Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Southwest Kansas Casino cash: $10004950	I was saying recently that this game had some parallels to Priest Holmes' first season, and how it took three games before we finally started feeding him the ball enough to start being explosive. I hope you are right. But I think it's going to be another brutal scoring game in the teens. 16-10, KC.
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09-23-2010, 01:39 PM	#26
Christofire Aberzombie and Fitch Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Southwest Kansas Casino cash: $10004950	My other reaction is that if you substituted 49ers players for Chiefs players in the original passage (like so), the argument would sound just as lame: "Alex Smith, Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Brian Westbrook, Ted Ginn Jr., Patrick Willis, Taylor Mays...they're all lying in the weeds, waiting to have their breakout game. If two or three of those guys go off, we win by 14+. If four or five of them explode, we win by 21+. If more than that go off, holy shit, look out. I think most of them are going to go off. We're going to rip off the Chiefs' heads and shit down their necks. This game will be over by halftime. Complete and total domination. This ass kicking will be on par with the 21-7 shellacking we laid on Kansas City in 2000. It COULD even approach the 28-14 destruction of 1991. You heard it here first. We're a powder keg, and this week we EXPLODE."
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Fritz88 Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $8505943	rename my cp user name for a month to "Cock Buffer" if we manage a non ugly win this game. SF is going to **** us and cp will have a melt down. Posted via Mobile Device
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09-23-2010, 01:50 PM	#30
Lonewolf Ed Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $10606233	I've heard of jinxing our chances, but with all the dynamic predictions, do you have to bend over and invite the jinx to plant its foot deep in your ass? You're out on a limb so thin a hummingbird wouldn't land on it! And if you are right, I will gladly defer to your superior insight!
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