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Old 09-27-2010, 11:39 AM   #1
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Oh, so they're popular in places other than the US?
In San Pedro, Belize, you can rent:

A. A golf cart
B. A bike
C. One of these piles of crap.

I always go with a fast golf cart over there for my transportation needs, but I saw a guy over there last year that rented one of these. His was in front of me in my cart and went over a speed bump. Long store short, he piled it up and did a head plant in the middle of the street.

I think I'll stick with a golf cart again this year.
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Old 09-27-2010, 11:27 AM   #2
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lol...the Segway...what a worthless invention. Too fast for the sidewalk and too slow for the street. Who the hell buys these things and where do they ride them?


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Old 09-27-2010, 12:03 PM   #3
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lol...the Segway...what a worthless invention. Too fast for the sidewalk and too slow for the street. Who the hell buys these things and where do they ride them?
I used one when I did security...if they didn't cost as much as a car (last I checked, they were priced at $5100 or something as equally ridiculous) I'd buy one to ride along the shoulders of roads. The one cool thing about how the states dealt with them is that most places decided to classify segway-riders as pedestrians...but there's also the sh*t about banning them on sidewalks in a lot of places.
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Old 09-27-2010, 01:13 PM   #4
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lol...the Segway...what a worthless invention. Too fast for the sidewalk and too slow for the street. Who the hell buys these things and where do they ride them?
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:06 PM   #5
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:06 PM   #6
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lol...the Segway...what a worthless invention. Too fast for the sidewalk and too slow for the street. Who the hell buys these things and where do they ride them?
I want one ,just so I can drive it to Subway.
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Old 09-27-2010, 12:05 PM   #7
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:56 PM   #8
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the cops use them here at the power and light, and I aint penzing ya
The drive them around the Quality Hill area, as well.
I also heard a guy today he was at a golf course where they had them instead of carts.
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:09 PM   #9
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:12 PM   #10
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:27 PM   #11
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This guy invented HESCO barriers also. HESCO's are far more useful than Segway's.
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:35 PM   #12
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This guy invented HESCO barriers also. HESCO's are far more useful than Segway's.
Having a HESCO barrier on the edge of that cliff would certainly have been useful.
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:53 PM   #13
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He didn't invent Segways - he bought the company. Irony aside this guy was a great humanitarian and donated millions upon millions to charity.

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Upon news of his death stocks in Segway plummeted.


Sure, but they've got to bottom out eventually.
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