Nebraska Best way to cook toast? - Page 2

**Buck** · 12-05-2010, 03:08 AM

I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?

Jenson71 · 12-05-2010, 08:39 AM

Another Eric Warfield thread? Haven't we gotten over him yet?

GoTrav · 12-05-2010, 08:45 AM

broil or the oster toaster are both great

Ceej · 12-05-2010, 08:46 AM

George Foreman grill FTW!!!!

Crush · 12-05-2010, 09:04 AM

1. Toast it
2. Smother some creme fraiche on that son of a bitch.

Crush · 12-05-2010, 09:04 AM

You could also dip it in antifreeze.

threebag · 12-05-2010, 09:56 PM

San Diego Best way to eat/cook toast?

**luv** · 12-05-2010, 10:00 PM

JD10367 · 12-05-2010, 10:07 PM

The best way to cook toast is not to cook it at all, but to watch it being cooked for you post-coitally by a naked **fill in your favorite actress's name here**

**Slainte** · 12-05-2010, 10:58 PM

Ding! Toast is ****ing done.

**007** · 12-05-2010, 11:22 PM

And the quarterback is TOAST!!!!

**Bugeater** · 12-05-2010, 11:29 PM

**DaFace** · 12-05-2010, 11:34 PM

Buy toaster. Insert bread. Wait. Eat toast. Success.

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CHENZ A! · 12-05-2010, 11:47 PM

put it in ur armpits

**Rain Man** · 12-05-2010, 11:52 PM

Attach piece of bread to Chargers' kick coverage units.
Wait until kickoff.
Remove and enjoy.

Crush · 12-06-2010, 12:01 AM

The key ingredient is bread. If you do not have bread, then you cannot make toast. You must remember that.

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12-06-2010, 12:01 AM	#30
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