Science If Chiefsplanet members were dogs... - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 02:28 PM

I'm closing in on a deadline today, which means that I'm self-sabotaging by monkeying around with something. So I developed a dog simulator to show you what kind of breed you'd be if you were born a dog.

I went to the American Kennel Club site and pulled down their list of breeds, and created a little random selector. If you want to know your breed, post in the thread and I'll give you the breakdown. You can then look them up on the AKC site here: http://www.akc.org/breeds/complete_breed_list.cfm.

However, we're not all purebreds, so most of us will be a mix of breeds. Therefore, I set my selector up to give people a 25% chance of being a purebred. If not, you have a 50 percent chance of being 50% one breed and 50% some other mix, which is itself a 50 percent chance of being one breed and 50% some other mix. The maximum is an eight-breed mix and I stop there.

I assumed the registered breeds are most common and made them 97 percent of the probability. I don't have population data on how common each breed is, so all of those breeds are equally likely. Similarly, for the unregistered/rare breeds, I made them all equally likely, and they collectively will represent 3 percent of breeds.

When I post your results, it'll have a number followed by the breed. The number is the percent you have in you, so if you have multiple breeds they should all add up to 100. If a breed appears twice, add them up. (I don't pull a breed from the algorithm once it's been selected so it's possible, albeit unlikely, that it can show up more than once.)

Ready? Post if you want to be a dog and I'll give you your results.

I'll start. Here's what I am.

I'm a mutt, sort of:

50 Silky Terrier
12.5 Flat-Coated Retriever
12.5 Swedish Vallhund
12.5 Saluki
12.5 Cane Corso

So I'm half this guy....

and 1/8th each of these. (For some reason the AKC didn't have a Cane Corso drawing.) That probably means I'm a medium-small dog with moderately long hair and a healthy snout.

I'll post the numbers, but not pictures. You can pull them off the AKC site for most dogs.

teedubya · 01-12-2011, 03:27 PM

I'm a dawg. Not sure which kind yet, though.

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philfree

I'm pretty sure I'm a pure bred bird dog but I'll play along.

PhilFree

Oh, goody. This thread was off to a slow start. Thanks for playing, and here you are:

50 Scottish Deerhound
50 Flat-Coated Retriever

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco

I want to be a dawg.

100 Tibetan Spaniel

Ooh, purebred.

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pants

I want to be a dog, please, Mr. Kevin.

100 Australian Cattle Dog

**DeezNutz** · 01-12-2011, 03:30 PM

Stylish doggie thread.

Me! ME! ME!!

ThaVirus · 01-12-2011, 03:30 PM

Holler at a player.

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I'm thinkin I'd be a bulljerk !

You're an interesting mutt.

12.5 Glen of Imaal Terrier
12.5 Lhasa Apso
12.5 West Highland White Terrier
12.5 Treeing Tennessee Brindle
12.5 Mastiff
12.5 Tibetan Terrier
12.5 Anatolian Shepherd Dog
12.5 Chow Chow

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truebigdog

Let's see what happens

It is indeed a true big dog.

100 Irish Setter

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke

would be me.

I have no idea what most of these are. You're kind of exotic.

25 Norwegian Buhund
12.5 Treeing Tennessee Brindle
12.5 Sussex Spaniel
12.5 Kuvasz
12.5 Polish Lowland Sheepdog
12.5 Scottish Deerhound
12.5 Cairn Terrier

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SLAG

Sure im pretty sure im a mutt

Sent via tapatalk from the EVO 4G

Yep, and a big one.

12.5 German Shepherd Dog
12.5 Norwegian Lundehund
12.5 Boston Terrier
12.5 German Wirehaired Pointer
12.5 Wirehaired Pointing Griffon
12.5 Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier
12.5 Pointer
12.5 Welsh Springer Spaniel

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun

im b4 michael vick shows up and ruins the thread

Dog that does good cannonballs in the water.

50 Irish Water Spaniel
25 Boykin Spaniel
25 Newfoundland

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohninGpt

Last time I played along with one of these you threw me out of an airplane into the Arctic Ocean...so I'm game.

I'm at a loss to figure out what you'd look like.

12.5 Cardigan Welsh Corgi
12.5 Weimaraner
12.5 Akita
12.5 Scottish Terrier
12.5 Saint Bernard
12.5 Brittany
12.5 Pekingese
12.5 Irish Wolfhound

MOhillbilly · 01-12-2011, 03:36 PM

**Rain Man** · 01-12-2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie Bunker

I'm in

100 Japanese Chin

Possible best of show.

**DeezNutz** · 01-12-2011, 03:36 PM

Mo, if you end up being a Yorkie, it needs to be your new avi.

01-12-2011, 02:16 PM
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