Misc 72 virgins myth - Page 2

Msmith · 08-30-2011, 07:56 AM

According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins:

Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Like pearls
Hairless except the eye brows and the head
Beautiful
White
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
7 cubits in width
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young
Companions of equal age
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Virgins
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
Appetizing vaginas
Chaste females
Restraining their glances
Modest gaze
Splendid
Pure
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree

All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids?

The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins

Msmith · 12-21-2011, 02:48 PM

Somehow the martyrs in paradise transmitted this clip back to earth.

**Predarat** · 12-21-2011, 02:54 PM

Omaha says HELL NO! To all 72 of them.

FAX · 12-21-2011, 02:56 PM

Are we talking Egyptian cubit or Kyrenaika cubit?

FAX

**Bowser** · 12-21-2011, 02:56 PM

Yeah, but after you de-flowered all 72, they'd just keep calling, and texting, and calling, and texting.......

listopencil · 12-21-2011, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

What can I get for a rib?

^

listopencil · 12-21-2011, 02:58 PM

Virgins are over rated. You can't replace experience.

Warrior5 · 12-21-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Msmith

From the link:

"The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint."

Sound like some hermits doing some serious fantasy in caves.

Any erection lasting more than 4 hours requires calling a doctor...

BoneKrusher · 12-21-2011, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever

Big hairless white women that have never touched a penis? Sounds like a bunch of Rosie O'Donnells. PASS.

Sofa King · 12-21-2011, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

How can they be both white AND transparent?

And THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Oh my god. I came into this thread not knowing it was an old thread.. I read the comments to make sure what i was going to say had not already been posted... It had, BY ME!!!

Holy shit!

I almost reposted myself months later.

**Gonzo** · 12-21-2011, 03:20 PM

So, they're all like Wonder Woman?

Lonewolf Ed · 12-21-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

So, they're all like Wonder Woman?

No, more like Giganta. Did you see how tall they are? And the appeal of having those virgins is so the men won't have to hear about how inept they are in the sack. The virgins will have no point of reference.

Sofa King · 12-21-2011, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

No, more like Giganta. Did you see how tall they are? And the appeal of having those virgins is so the men won't have to hear about how inept they are in the sack. The virgins will have no point of reference.

So these women are 90 feet tall?

http://www.blurtit.com/q6554141.html

Lonewolf Ed · 12-21-2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

So these women are 90 feet tall?

http://www.blurtit.com/q6554141.html

If the quote was correct, being over 27 meters tall. And with full round breasts, too. I didn't know bras came in pi cup size.

**Saul Good** · 12-21-2011, 03:55 PM

After the first few virgins, wouldn't you want a professional?

Monty · 12-21-2011, 04:03 PM

Now we know what happened to all of those over sized blowup dolls.

08-30-2011, 07:56 AM
Msmith Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Casino cash: $9048035	72 virgins myth According to Qur'an verse 56:36, they do reserve for men who enter the paradise. Here are the descriptions about these female virgins: Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes Like pearls Hairless except the eye brows and the head Beautiful White 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall 7 cubits in width Transparent to the marrow of their bones Eternally young Companions of equal age Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse Virgins Voluptuous/full-breasted With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang Appetizing vaginas Chaste females Restraining their glances Modest gaze Splendid Pure Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree All these description beside the size of it are very appealing, except the last entry. Are they droids? The link: http://wikiislam.net/wiki/72_Virgins
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