Electronics Russians invent time travel - Page 2

**Easy 6** · 09-08-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

ForeverChiefs58 · 09-08-2011, 02:35 PM

He would be believable if he would have shown up wearing the new Nike Air Mags.

Inspector · 09-08-2011, 02:38 PM

Big deal. We built one of these out in the garage back in the 50's.

Sold it in a garage sale. Of course, the guy decided he didn't really want it so he went back in time and stopped himself from buying it. Now that was weird.

**loochy** · 09-08-2011, 02:41 PM

Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico: Right on... right on.

[Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine]
Kip: So are you ready?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.
Napoleon Dynamite: [using time machine] Ow! Ow! Ow! Kill the pow... It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! Turn it off, Kip!

[Kip pulls the electrical cord out, and Napoleon yanks off the headband]
Napoleon Dynamite: It's a piece of crap it doesn't work!
Uncle Rico: Well, I could've told you that.
[Uncle Rico is standing in the hall, looking wounded and disappointed]

rageeumr · 09-08-2011, 02:42 PM

Picture of Mr. Chernobrov

Pitt Gorilla · 09-08-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rageeumr

Picture of Mr. Chernobrov

It's Chernobrah-v

Discuss Thrower · 09-08-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by rageeumr

Picture of Mr. Chernobrov

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

rageeumr · 09-08-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by J-Town Fan 1988

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

Safety not guaranteed.

SLAG · 09-08-2011, 02:43 PM

Jawshco · 09-08-2011, 02:43 PM

Traveling back in time is Impossible. However, Einstien did talk about the ability to manipulate time through moving at an extreme velocity, which could slow down the traveler's time while the external worlds time would remain the same. It's pretty useless for any practical purposes, but it's definitely possible to travel to the future at faster rate than the norm, but the amount of decrease in time it would take to get to a future point in time would be fairly insignificant with our capabilites. We'd be looking at spending millions of dollars on traveling 10 min's into the future.

SLAG · 09-08-2011, 02:43 PM

DAMNIT!

**Donger** · 09-08-2011, 02:46 PM

Time travel doesn't need to be invented. It already exists.

Discuss Thrower · 09-08-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Time travel doesn't need to be invented. It already exists.

Besides flying around the earth really fast / redshift.

**Rain Man** · 09-08-2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Hang on a minute. Let me try it and see if I can go back.

Yep, it works.

**Donger** · 09-08-2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yep, it works.

09-08-2011, 02:35 PM	#2
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09-08-2011, 02:38 PM	#3
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9914975	Big deal. We built one of these out in the garage back in the 50's. Sold it in a garage sale. Of course, the guy decided he didn't really want it so he went back in time and stopped himself from buying it. Now that was weird. __________________ As always, this is IMO.
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09-08-2011, 02:41 PM	#4
loochy Hey Loochy, I'm hooome! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire Casino cash: $-1719603	Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel? Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. Uncle Rico: Right on... right on. [Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine] Kip: So are you ready? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals. Napoleon Dynamite: [using time machine] Ow! Ow! Ow! Kill the pow... It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! Turn it off, Kip! [Kip pulls the electrical cord out, and Napoleon yanks off the headband] Napoleon Dynamite: It's a piece of crap it doesn't work! Uncle Rico: Well, I could've told you that. [Uncle Rico is standing in the hall, looking wounded and disappointed] __________________ Hey Loochy, I'm hoooome!
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Jawshco Veteran Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Clovis, CA Casino cash: $10004925	Traveling back in time is Impossible. However, Einstien did talk about the ability to manipulate time through moving at an extreme velocity, which could slow down the traveler's time while the external worlds time would remain the same. It's pretty useless for any practical purposes, but it's definitely possible to travel to the future at faster rate than the norm, but the amount of decrease in time it would take to get to a future point in time would be fairly insignificant with our capabilites. We'd be looking at spending millions of dollars on traveling 10 min's into the future.
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