7 acres pasture land...what to do with it?

[Holladay]

CP-no whore houses, wife wouldn't like it and no pigs, hog farmer wounldn't like it (no pig semen for me)

Since the horses died 3 yrs ago, its been used for broumgh grass. We make about $200 after fertilzer etc.

From another thread, use 1/2 acre for 4wd R/C cars for fun. Use the other "strip" for R/C landing zone.

The rest ..what about making a Paint Ball Areana? Build some burms, some rough cinder block buildings, 55g barrels around, dig ditches, throw in some big logs??

Gotta do something with the land. And no, a dumb city boy, no cattle!!

Need to do something with the land to make some money.

thoughts?

And Ostrigas/lammas/organic gardens/vinyard/whorehouses/and pigs are out too All are too much work.

Paint ball fights/plane landings/4wd cars are not.

Other genious ideas?

Outta have Rainman make a poll.

btw, WHOOT over 400 posts in 12 years! Go Chiefs!

[Holladay]

I was thinking bout storage in a farm community. Whats the one thing farmers need to store, other then grain? Their equipment, impliements, plows, planters, combine heads all covered. A great big "U" shaped covered shack?? or "Z" shaped?


hummn

[Holladay]

Not big enough for hunters. I thought of that. Heck I'm a bird hunter, no birds this last year or before

[Holladay]

Gonna have to think bout the Connex containers. Other then the paintball thingie, but in the end, how much of a price do you put on privacy. I know, Benjamins are better. But it is one nice thing bout living out in the middle of nowhere

I got to crash..5:30am here.

Thanks for the ideas. I will bounced them off the wife.

[acesn8s]

Originally Posted by Holladay

Not to poke fun at youi...build a baseball field, and they will come.

But you have a point. Storage done correctly, everyone doesn't have 7 acres and 2 barns and a chicken coup to store their crap, has it's appeal.

Humm, got me thinking again. (Not a good thing)

Well, there is the baseball field thing, too.

But instead of a baseball field build a Chiefs football field. Build it and the SB will come.

[TimeForWasp]

Originally Posted by Holladay

Not big enough for hunters. I thought of that. Heck I'm a bird hunter, no birds this last year or before

There it is. Raise birds for release. Sell them to property owners that want to have good hunting.

[Gary]

How about an open gun range? There is a range down here run by a guy who had some land out in BFE. He opened an outdoor gun range with pistol range, rifle range, shotgun clay pigeon shooting range, shotgun slug range, & a special section that local law enforcement rents from him monthly so their swat/bomb squad guys can go there whenever they want. A buddy of mine was there last weekend when bomb squad guy was disposing of bomb materials by making/exploding bombs.

[Holladay]

A friend of mine did the bird raising thingie. Then we had a REALLY cold winter ??4 yrs ago and lost every single bird, 30k later he gave it up. Nice idea if you have the cover (CRP) and the acres or a bunch of nesting buildings. Those phasant cocks fight all the time. You have to put blinders on them so they wont fight. And my wife hates birds, thus the ostriges idea went out the window.

Gun range,,,,hummm....I got my clay pigeon thrower in the back pasture. Not a bad idea. Except my wife is German and hates guns and the acreage I'm talking about is basically my backyard. She leaves town every Opener. And I sure as heck wouldn't want a bunch of cops on the range with guns when I go on my bender every few weeks. And not sure I want bombs going off in the backyard whilst on the John.

7 acres is alot to mow, but not that much if you want privacy. We are wanting our cake and eat it too.

Some nice ideas...keep em coming.

Ahh, Oil well, diamond mine, leuprecahns and gold pots....that damn lottery last week

[acesn8s]

Run a commune. Grow some hemp.

[Holladay]

THREAD DONE


OR meth lab in the chicken coop/barn

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by ChiefsNow

Put in some Rv Lots, or Rv and boat storage.

this.

[acesn8s]

Put up some stripper poles and see if any takes the bait.

[Bugeater]

Build a life size replica of Invesco field and then blow it up.

[KC Jones]

Originally Posted by Holladay

Great place when the zombies come

Build a zombie bunker and sell rights to shelter in the bunker when the zombie Apocalypse comes. If you build it, they will come!

[TimeForWasp]

A whore house for hogs. Build it and they will come.

[ShortRoundChief]

Originally Posted by acesn8s

Put up some stripper poles and see if any takes the bait.

With a little bit of neon, this just may work.