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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $-1605266
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News said his girlfriend wanted to throw a valentines day party for him and broke into his house. He thought she was a burgler and smoked her.
That's rough. *insert funny joke about not having legs here* |
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $-1631756
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Guy is up shit's creek without legs.
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Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Casino cash: $-1631756
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Normally, he'd be training at the gym abbott this time, but instead he's locked up.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
Casino cash: $94454
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This story has no legs IMO....
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Swiss Family GRobinson
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Genious
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $10012761
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I don't think he'll just walk away from this one.
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $-1605266
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LOL. You guys are ****ing great.
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"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Casino cash: $-390000
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Avoiding legal trouble is usually left best to those who are fleet footed.
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Mahomes Fanboi
Join Date: Apr 2004
Casino cash: $154969
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At least she wasn't defeated by a roller coaster.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Casino cash: $1729358
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ever hear of those stories where a guy goes ape shit on his wife for losing his shoes, or favorite hat?
imagine if you wife misplaced your legs. you wouldn't even be able to kick her ass for it.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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One time I cried because I had no shoes, but then I met a woman who was murdered by a man who had no feet.
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Quit your bullshit
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bored of winning
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This man is a double amputee.
(Sorry, I'm not very good at this.)
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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unfair advantage by the guy; he was probably bouncing around like Scorpion in Mortal Combat.
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2 Legit 2 Colquitt
Join Date: Sep 2010
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