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That's better than free candy and a ride "to your mother" from some guy in a van you've never seen!
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And the planes...
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Pessimistically optimistic.
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Bravo.
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Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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Twas the night before kickoff clay was at his computer, because like every other night he was not getting any cooter.
He was stroking 2 inches to his man Geno Smith, he's the best qb ever but not a first round pick. The Titans will crush the Chiefs he sternly declared, as he wiped his own semen from his pubic hair. I can't wait for everyone to see that I'm right, Alex Smith can't play qb and our coach ain't too bright. He cleaned himself off and then went to bed, with dreams of giving Marcus Mariota head. He awoke about 4 pm not feeling too sober, how'd I sleep thru the game tell me it's not over. He turns on his tv and then starts to flip, the Chiefs beat the Titans and I didn't make any gifs. My proclamation was wrong now I look like a fool, Jim Jones musta put something in my drink when he pushed in my stool. Then he sees Alex's stat line scroll across the bottom, 4 touchdown passes but who the hell caught em. Bowe is suspended and wr corps sucks, and because of a bet I'm out 100 bucks. He rushes to CP and finds everyone cheerful, as soon as I log I'm I'll give them an earful. But nobody will listen to his trolling this day, his fellow posters are laughing and talking about Clay. "I'll show you all" is the last thing he said, before putting the shotgun barrel to his own head. He says goodbye cruel world and preps to meet his fate, he pulls the trigger but realizes it's too late. There were no bullets in the gun kinda like Barney Fife, now he loses at fandom and loses at life. |
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Everything is Awesome!!!!!
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Yes he is . He's 2010 Cassel but he's still Cassel.
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Suspect secondary. wow that full as homer.
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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You sir are correct. I spared his life! And as a side note I happen to be a suicide survivor. Didn't try myself but lost my son to it. So had no real intention of killing him off, but wanted to show his frustration at the Chiefs getting a win. Which is laughable itself...
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Bolton gonna knock you out
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Thanks man. Coming from you that's a compliment! Must be doing something right!! Btw got a link to some of your amazing writing in here???
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He's Mahomie!
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Nicely done.
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Hate Clay all you want, but he is one clever mofo.
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