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Old 03-27-2015, 06:39 PM   #1
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Are you selling oil rigs or nuclear warheads? It pretty much has to be one of those two, I think.
I'm selling product to oil based industries like Halliburton. The problem with that is everyone over there is sucking on the gun barrel over gas prices.

I'm still selling stuff but the weeks in the office have me ready to eat the Glock. I work for a dude that has an 8th grade education, lets call him Jethro, he's also an ordain minister and a habitual liar. His business decisions reflect his education level. The guy doesn't know 101 about business. We had a so called sales meeting for most of this week and it consisted of manufactures reps coming in doing death by power points all week, all ****ing day long. Yeah doing that for 4 1/2 days in a row is sure to enhance to retention level.

He also informed us that we can not have a beer on the road, even if we buy it ourselves "because it's evil." There Is one rep that has a huge account with a major US beer manufacturer and he told him that he had to cut the account off because he didn't want to sell product to "an evil industry." I mean what in the hell?

The whore story above is not even the tip of the iceberg.
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Old 03-27-2015, 06:44 PM   #2
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I'm selling product to oil based industries like Halliburton. The problem with that is everyone over there is sucking on the gun barrel over gas prices.

I'm still selling stuff but the weeks in the office have me ready to eat the Glock. I work for a dude that has an 8th grade education, lets call him Jethro, he's also an ordain minister and a habitual liar. His business decisions reflect his education level. The guy doesn't know 101 about business. We had a so called sales meeting for most of this week and it consisted of manufactures reps coming in doing death by power points all week, all ****ing day long. Yeah doing that for 4 1/2 days in a row is sure to enhance to retention level.

He also informed us that we can not have a beer on the road, even if we buy it ourselves "because it's evil." There Is one rep that has a huge account with a major US beer manufacturer and he told him that he had to cut the account off because he didn't want to sell product to "an evil industry." I mean what in the hell?

The whore story above is not even the tip of the iceberg.
What in the actual ****? Run far, far, away. Come sell some timeshare with me.
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Old 03-27-2015, 06:46 PM   #3
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What in the actual ****? Run far, far, away. Come sell some timeshare with me.
Yeah that's not sounding bad about now. One way or the other I won't be there much longer.
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Old 03-28-2015, 02:24 PM   #4
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I'm selling product to oil based industries like Halliburton. The problem with that is everyone over there is sucking on the gun barrel over gas prices.

I'm still selling stuff but the weeks in the office have me ready to eat the Glock. I work for a dude that has an 8th grade education, lets call him Jethro, he's also an ordain minister and a habitual liar. His business decisions reflect his education level. The guy doesn't know 101 about business. We had a so called sales meeting for most of this week and it consisted of manufactures reps coming in doing death by power points all week, all ****ing day long. Yeah doing that for 4 1/2 days in a row is sure to enhance to retention level.

He also informed us that we can not have a beer on the road, even if we buy it ourselves "because it's evil." There Is one rep that has a huge account with a major US beer manufacturer and he told him that he had to cut the account off because he didn't want to sell product to "an evil industry." I mean what in the hell?

The whore story above is not even the tip of the iceberg.
Jesus dude...

I'd quit.
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Old 03-28-2015, 02:39 AM   #5
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I've been busy making sales runs to North ****ing Dakota. I REALLY need to find a new gig. This gig can kiss my ass.
And you don't PM at least?
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Old 03-28-2015, 05:39 AM   #6
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And you don't PM at least?
I may have to do that. Which town you are in over there?
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Old 03-27-2015, 06:42 PM   #7
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Old 03-27-2015, 06:46 PM   #8
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Old 03-27-2015, 06:45 PM   #9
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Old 03-27-2015, 10:56 PM   #10
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you know hoooow he is,

and then there is odin, mother ****er thinks he IS Anthony Hopkins,bitch still can't act


you watch a one eyed drunken swede flail around with an axe

not pretty
so I got my own shit to deal with
the chiefs?
DJ coming back?
got anybody to replace Berry?
passing game seems to be ****ed, no receivers, and no blocking
yeah think Iam the right amount of excited is here
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Old 03-27-2015, 10:57 PM   #11
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Seems oddly quiet around here

Where's everyone been? And why hasn't Bufkin done his call yet? The offseason sucks around here this year.

Also the Chiefs are looking pretty good on paper this year, why aren't you guys more excited?
Shouldn't you be hiding somewhere?
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Old 03-28-2015, 09:31 AM   #14
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Also the Chiefs are looking pretty good on paper this year, why aren't you guys more excited?
My puppy was looking pretty good on paper, too. Then he shat all over the carpet!
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