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View Poll Results: What are your THREE favorite parts of Thanksgiving? | |||
Being visited by relatives |
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7 | 11.67% |
Driving long distances with few travel services available |
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2 | 3.33% |
Eating cranberry stuff |
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7 | 11.67% |
Eating dinner rolls with butter |
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8 | 13.33% |
Eating fruit-based pie |
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5 | 8.33% |
Eating glazed carrots |
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1 | 1.67% |
Eating green bean casserole |
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6 | 10.00% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin with imbedded fruit |
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1 | 1.67% |
Eating Jell-O brand gelatin without imbedded fruit |
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0 | 0% |
Eating mashed potatoes |
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11 | 18.33% |
Eating pumpkin pie |
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15 | 25.00% |
Eating stuffing |
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16 | 26.67% |
Eating sweet potatoes or yams, or both |
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5 | 8.33% |
Eating turkey |
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28 | 46.67% |
Eating until I feel uncomfortably full |
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6 | 10.00% |
Flag football on the lawn like the Kennedy family used to do |
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3 | 5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy pilgrim costume |
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3 | 5.00% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy Native American costume |
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2 | 3.33% |
Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ while they’re wearing a sexy turkey costume |
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1 | 1.67% |
Getting blackout drunk with three days to recover |
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6 | 10.00% |
Having one or two days off work/ long weekend |
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21 | 35.00% |
Hearing the word ‘cornucopia’ more than usual |
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0 | 0% |
Hookers go by adorably ironic classic names like “Prudence” and “Patience” |
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2 | 3.33% |
Learning how to grow corn from my friend Squanto |
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3 | 5.00% |
Napping for unnaturally long periods of time |
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7 | 11.67% |
Prepping for and attending black Friday sales to fight with people |
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1 | 1.67% |
Purchasing cheap stuff on black Friday |
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2 | 3.33% |
Putting buckles on my shoes and not being hassled for it |
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0 | 0% |
Remembering the early days of American colonization of the New World |
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2 | 3.33% |
The Facebook photos of everyone's Thanksgiving dinners |
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3 | 5.00% |
The formal opportunity to observe thankfulness for my awesome life. |
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4 | 6.67% |
The nudity when I go to Daytona for Thanksgiving break |
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0 | 0% |
Visiting delightfully uncrowded strip clubs |
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1 | 1.67% |
Visiting relatives |
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8 | 13.33% |
Watching classic Thanksgiving movies like ... are there classic Thanksgiving movies? |
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1 | 1.67% |
Watching the Cowboys and whoever |
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9 | 15.00% |
Watching the Lions and whoever |
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4 | 6.67% |
Watching the parades on television |
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1 | 1.67% |
I love all of the above things equally |
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3 | 5.00% |
I'm not really into Thanksgiving |
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5 | 8.33% |
I'm Native American so I'd rather not talk about Plymouth Rock |
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3 | 5.00% |
I live in a nation that does not observe the Thanksgiving holiday |
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3 | 5.00% |
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Turkey, dinner rolls w/butter, mashed taters
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Unbuckling my belt, loosening my waistband, and not losing my career for doing so.
Not having to watch Clay and BillAy watch the game together. ![]()
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pie is never free
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Food, football, tryptophan induced coma nap
My family used to have huge get togethers for the holidays, all the younger folk would go outside to throw the football around etc... but those days are long gone All of the 'glue' people have passed on, now its usually just myself, ma, and my two kids |
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pie is never free
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All thats really left of my family either... a) now live on the other side of the country b) are Jehovas Witnesses now, and so do not participate c) are only an hour or so away, but have become too good to bother now that all of their kids have their own kids... and so they have their own thing with their in-laws etc |
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Two of those items could be combine for some of our planeteers, visiting relatives at the uncrowded strip club is a must in the trailer court.
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Leftover white meat turkey breast on white bread with lettuce, cranberry sauce, extra mayo, salt, pepper and some left over sides reheated like turnips or sweet potatoes.
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I'm with the banned.
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If it weren't for the stuffing and the green bean casserole, I'd work Thursday.
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Not watching Philip Gaines on tv on thanksgiving x 3
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Banned
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Family, food and football. The 3 Fs of thanksgiving.
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Court Jester
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Frolicking sexually with the turkey.
Frolicking sexually with the turkey and my significant other at the same time. Watching my significant other frolicking sexually with the turkey. |
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Fight, build, win!
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Tryptophan
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Now you've pissed me off!
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There isn't nearly enough in turkey to make you tired. It's the carbs and fat that make you want to sleep.
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You know, I've never been a "role play" or "sexy dress up" person. That said if the wife dressed up like a fräulein at Octoberfest I'd probably be willing to put up with family for a few hours...
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