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Old 02-23-2019, 06:43 PM  
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Alrighty! I’ve been away from home for over 2 weeks and I want to see my wife, play with my dog, ride my mountain bike and play a video game while I drink a beer. Let’s bitch about what pisses us off!

Right now, I want to break into the media department and choke out the people who make these medication commercials. The setting is so predictable and goes something like this:

*Person: smelling flowers and loving life
*Narrator: this pill may cause blindness, loss of taste, or your eyeballs may simply fall off your body
*Person: pets dog or cat with a big smile or jumps in pool with loving background of friends and family
*Narrator: your anus may prolapse and cause you to uncontrollably stick your finger in ear which may result in deafness
*Person: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Narrator: this medication may also cause issues of suicidal thoughts, cause you to want to murder puppies, commit infanticide, change the locks on your door so your family can’t get and set the house on fire. Consult your physician.
*Person: I'm loving life!!! Wheee!!!

Who the hell is using a commercial to shop for medication while trying to catch the weather on the 6pm news?

So, what pissed you off this week? This month? This year? Nothing is too trivial, let loose CP!
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Old 02-23-2019, 07:55 PM   #16
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Went to start my trusty 22 year old Murray snowblower and found that the starter had worked it's way loose and the bolts were gone. Went to the hardware store for new ones and came back to find out as it came loose it buggered up the threads in the engine block. Much disappoint.

Sister came back from Cabo to find the sewer had backed up in her basement. I'll take my problem over hers.
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Old 02-23-2019, 07:55 PM   #17
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Found out my brother is addicted to meth. He says he’s trying to get clean. He stormed out of rehab two days into his stay. He won’t talk to me due to making him mad.

We found out my wife’s grandpa has terminal lung cancer. Doctors are giving him six months. He raised my wife and is just an incredible person. He is not doing well at all. Can barely eat. Losing weight. I hate seeing him in such bad shape. We’ve been visiting him a lot. I want my girls to remember their great grandpa.

Then a family friend/ my wife’s aunts mother in law died of a massive heart attack on Thursday. Hasn’t been a good month for our family.
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:02 PM   #18
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Found out my brother is addicted to meth. He says he’s trying to get clean. He stormed out of rehab two days into his stay. He won’t talk to me due to making him mad.

We found out my wife’s grandpa has terminal lung cancer. Doctors are giving him six months. He raised my wife and is just an incredible person. He is not doing well at all. Can barely eat. Losing weight. I hate seeing him in such bad shape. We’ve been visiting him a lot. I want my girls to remember their great grandpa.

Then a family friend/ my wife’s aunts mother in law died of a massive heart attack on Thursday. Hasn’t been a good month for our family.
Damn dude, I'm truly sorry to hear about grandpa. I lost mine while I was 5 hours away in college and didn't get to see him when he was at the end. All I can offer is take advantage of the time left.

That sucks and puts things in perspective of what real problems vs. life annoyances are.
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:06 PM   #19
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:10 PM   #20
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Why do people watch commercials?
How would we find out about those fabulous copper pans? Or Flexsteel?
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:12 PM   #21
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How would we find out about those fabulous copper pans? Or Flexsteel?
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Old 02-23-2019, 08:13 PM   #22
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Use a f’ing apostrophe, you Neandrathal.
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Pisses me off when people spell Neanderthal wrong.

..so easy, even a cave johnson can't do it.
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Wasn't one of those used by that TV anchor in the other thread?
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..so easy, even a cave johnson can't do it.

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plastic bags being banned from grocery stores irritates me. the paper bags with the handles that you have to pay for, the handles ripped off and all of my groceries hit the ground. Have to remember to bring a freaking box and leave it in the trunk, I'm not a fan of having to remember to bring canvas bags in to the store with me either. Back in the day they thought plastic bags would save the damn trees. I always re-purposed the plastic bags too, I have a dog. Now I have to buy shit bags from a pet store.
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Putting -gate after any little controversy.

Watergate was the ****ing hotel. It wasn't a controversy over water.

It would be like taking the laser pointer thing and then using -head. That game was completely ruined by interferencehead!
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Why do people watch commercials?
I mute them at least 50% of the time

They want to earworm you to death, or try something even worse like Dominos where they had an alarm clock not so discretely demanding your attention

Advertising people are insidious
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