Adam Teicher completely screws up the NFL Nation redraft

[carcosa]

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...s-all-32-teams

First of all I hate the premise of this article because it imagines a world where we don't have Patrick Mahomes. But also check out Adam Teicher's draft:

Round 1 (32): Stephon Gilmore, CB
Round 2 (33): Dalvin Cook, RB
Round 3 (96): Nick Chubb, RB
Round 4 (97): Tyrod Taylor, QB

I was guided by the "best player available" philosophy throughout and was pleasantly surprised at the availability of the NFL's top cornerback in Gilmore and a couple of versatile backs in Cook and Chubb. But having seen how the draft unfolded, I made a mistake in waiting until my second wave of back-to-back picks to get my quarterback.

I anticipated a better selection of QBs being available when I passed the first time around, and I was wrong. Instead of Cook, I should have gone for a veteran like Kirk Cousins, Derek Carr or Jared Goff, or even a younger player like Justin Herbert or Jarrett Stidham. But now I'm stuck with a journeyman at the game's most important position, and I'm afraid I'm doomed to a lowly record and a much higher draft pick next year. -- Teicher

Stat to know: Virtually the opposite of the real-life Chiefs, this Kansas City team will be run-heavy. It features a backfield with last year's second-ranked (Chubb) and seventh-ranked (Cook) rushers in rushing yards per game. And when he was a starter from 2015 to '17, Taylor's 1,575 rushing yards and 14 rushing TDs trailed only Cam Newton among QBs.

Mike Clay's draft grade: Tier 4. Starting with the league's best corner was great, but back-to-back running backs and a 30-year-old borderline backup QB is problematic.

Hey Adam..... **** u!!!!!!!

[DrRyan]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

How the **** does he still have a job. This is crazy.

It truly is amazing. I am anti hyperbole but I don't really know if I can come up with a worse sports writer off the top of my head.

[Rain Man]

And I'm puzzling about how Dalvin Cook was taken 33rd and Nick Chubb was taken 96th. Chubb is a far better player at the same position.

[duncan_idaho]

Holy shit, it's even worse if you look at the full list.

1/2) He takes Gilmore/Cook. This is with Myles Garrett, T.J. Watt, Chase Young, Danielle Hunter, Camerson Jordan all on the board on defense (All better picks than Gilmore) and with a bunch of better skill players available offensively. Like... Saquon Barkley (who is better than Cook at everything). And more valuable players at WR in Julio Jones and Davante Adams.

3/4) He takes another mother****ing RB with his next pick, when Stafon Diggs, A.J. Brown, Courtland Sutton, Kenny Golladay, and then uses his last pick on a journeyman QB.

I mean, at that point, just take a good player and say you're using a journeyman QB and building the best roster around them.

[Miles]

Houstons’ first pick as Deandre Hopkins was amusing.

[KC_Connection]

He took Dalvin Cook at 33? Holy shit.

[Rain Man]

If I'm taking into account the draft position, the best drafts would have to be:

Dolphins - Not a Cousins fan, but overall it's a solid draft.
Cowboys - I'm not a fan of Keenan Allen at all, but the other three picks are gold.
Texans - Solid draft for being late in the order

But Cincinnati is still going to win the Super Bowl. We all know why.


The worst picks are:

Los Angeles Chargers. WTF?
Las Vegas Raiders. Too homer.
Eagles - Mostly unproven guys.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Miles

Houstons’ first pick as Deandre Hopkins was amusing.

She made a statement there, and still pretty much nailed the draft. That may be the best draft of the group.

I wonder if she'll be banned from O'Brien's press conferences for the 11 games this year where he's still the coach.

[Rasputin]

Adam Teicher can **** an angry red ant hole and get stung in the asshole by a Murder Hornet.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by carcosa

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...s-all-32-teams

First of all I hate the premise of this article because it imagines a world where we don't have Patrick Mahomes. But also check out Adam Teicher's draft:



Hey Adam..... **** u!!!!!!!

And this, fellas, is why you just don't listen to a damn thing Teicher says. Ever.

Guy actually thought he'd get an above average quarterback 100 picks into an NFL draft.

He simply has no understanding of modern football. And he's never been connected at all. He's just goddamn worthless. The only reason I clicked on this is I thought it said "Schefter" and was damn confused as I read it.

Then it all made a LOT of sense when I saw it was actually Teicher. The guy's completely out of touch.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

2 running backs....2....running backs

[Jewish Rabbi]

I hope he ****ing dies!!!

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

2 running backs....2....running backs

And he looked at this list of available running backs:

Saquon Barkley
Alvin Kamara
Ezekiel Elliott
Nick Chubb

and said, "Y'know, I think I'll go with Dalvin Cook."

[carcosa]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

I hope he ****ing dies!!!

SAME!!!!!!

[KC Hawks]

Teicher probably thinks Dr Pepper Cream Soda tastes like SHIT!!

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

And he looked at this list of available running backs:

Saquon Barkley
Alvin Kamara
Ezekiel Elliott
Nick Chubb

and said, "Y'know, I think I'll go with Dalvin Cook."

HAHAHA!

Lord he's an idiot. And I really like Cook.

But he's just an idiot.