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View Poll Results: People mistakenly call me Brian/Bryan because ... | |||
I was kidnapped as a young child and my birth name was Brian/Bryan. | 1 | 3.70% | |
It’s a leftover glow from a past life when I was named Brian/Bryan. | 2 | 7.41% | |
There was a mixup at the hospital and I was switched with a baby named Brian/Bryan. | 0 | 0% | |
My parents merely gave me the wrong name. They didn’t capture my aura correctly. | 2 | 7.41% | |
I look like some guy that everyone knows whose name is Brian/Bryan. | 2 | 7.41% | |
My name is Brian/Bryan, but it’s just spelled like a completely different name and I’ve been mispronouncing it. | 0 | 0% | |
I’m beginning a period of hallucination where I believe I’m a person named Brian/Bryan. | 1 | 3.70% | |
I remind people of the dog on Family Guy. | 8 | 29.63% | |
There’s always a very quiet person named Brian/Bryan who’s standing behind me. | 1 | 3.70% | |
It's a Truman show thing, and my character is named Brian/Bryan. | 2 | 7.41% | |
Names are irrelevant. It's all about eye contact. | 1 | 3.70% | |
My name is Brian/Bryan and at some point I got mixed up. | 2 | 7.41% | |
I'm experiencing glitches in the Matrix. | 2 | 7.41% | |
I have another theory that I'll share below. | 3 | 11.11% | |
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05-06-2021, 02:20 PM | #16 |
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05-06-2021, 02:21 PM | #17 |
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I didn't know your name was Alex, man.
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05-06-2021, 02:21 PM | #18 |
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05-06-2021, 02:44 PM | #19 |
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Because their stupid and brian is a good cop out name.
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05-06-2021, 02:45 PM | #20 |
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Its not Bryan its Bryne.
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05-06-2021, 02:49 PM | #21 |
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It's pronounced Do-Moss
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05-06-2021, 02:51 PM | #22 |
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05-06-2021, 03:12 PM | #23 |
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I apologize in my head I've been calling you man rain for years (stupid dad joke)
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05-06-2021, 03:45 PM | #24 |
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If you tell your last name, is the first+last mashing up into something triggering "Brian". Give them a wrong last name and see if it clears this issue up.
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05-06-2021, 03:48 PM | #25 |
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I blame your preference of car color.
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05-06-2021, 04:04 PM | #26 | |
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05-06-2021, 04:08 PM | #27 | |
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Maybe that’s Rainman’s problem: people selectively eliminate all the actual letters of his real name, and then add the letter B-R-I(Y)-A-N....with the net result Brian |
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05-06-2021, 04:11 PM | #28 |
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Yeah, the second syllable of Brian/Bryan is kind of right. So it's like they remember the back half of the name and then play the odds on filling in the first syllable.
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05-06-2021, 04:19 PM |
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05-06-2021, 04:22 PM | #29 |
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Maybe when you introduce yourself, your brain hears the full version, but the listener hears “Brrrrrrrrb-AN”, so they take a shot and call you Brian in hopes that’s what that strange sound meant?
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05-06-2021, 04:43 PM | #30 |
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My real name is Brrrrrrban, so I guess you could be right.
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