Some Things About Super Bowl 56: Rams 23 Been Gals 20

[gblowfish]

So, the SB is over. St. Louis wins its second ring. A couple quick observations:

1) Cheaters never prosper (except for Tom Brady). When Higgins got away with jerking Ramsey to the ground by his face mask and scoring a TD, how could the refs miss something blatant like that? Unbelievable.

2) The refs giveth, the refs taketh away. The first three penalties for the Been Gals were all personal fouls - The AFC North has ALWAYS been dirty. Then in the last :60 of the game, the refs jumped in and started calling Cincy D-Backs on holding and DPI penalties left and right until the Rams had enough chances to actually score. Kinda like what happened to KC in Cincy when the Been Gals won the AFC North on a final play of the game field goal. Sucks to be beaten by the zebras, eh?

3) Eli Apple, the Cincy DB who got beat for the final TD, was poor mouthing the Chiefs offense after the AFC Championship game, and said KC was too cocky to win. Suck on a Super Bowl loss for a whole year, dude. We know how it tastes. Now, so do you.

4) And you and "Joe Cool The Third" will probably have to wait another 33 years for your next chance at a ring because next year, you play a first place schedule and won't have all the roll-over weak sister games you had this year. And Mister Herbert, Mister Allen, Mister Jackson and especially Mister Mahomes might have a little sumptin sumptin to say about it next year.

5) Screw you, Chris Collinsworth. You don't have a Been Gals ring either. And thanks for bringing up how KC blew a second half lead in the AFC Championship game over and over and over........and over.

6) I really hate both these teams, but glad the Blanton Kid from Blue Springs South got a ring, and I hope Aaron Donald retires. Von Miller too.

7) Two years in a row, the Super Bowl has been won by a team on their home field. Well, sorta home field for the Rams. That field is really NOBODYs home field.

8) That's about it, except for the halftime show. Sorry, rap is not in my demographic. I'm frickin' old, and I get that. But all these 60 year old rappers that keep grabbing their Johnsons should be doing PSAs for prostate exams. And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her.

9) Cooper Kupp was the Super Bowl MVP. Early Sales Idea for the Rams Marketing Weasles. Do a poster with Cooper arm in arm with Two Rams Cheerleaders. Call it: "Two Girls One Kupp!"

10) Now MLB needs get the labor stuff settled. We need baseball and we need it now!

[DRM08]

I was glad to see the Bengals secondary getting flagged at the end of the game. They mugged the KC receivers and got away with it. It was also pretty good karma for the unflagged facemask OPI on Cincy’s 70+ yard TD pass.

[Cleavage]

It was a great game.

[eDave]

Originally Posted by Hoover

Great post!

Originally Posted by louie aguiar

Great post!

It really is. My favorite so far.

@Easy6. Yea, my good friend who was at our party is a big Rams fan and he was not having a good time. LOL

[Hammock Parties]

Salty, petty George is best George.

[KChiefs1]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

So, the SB is over. St. Louis wins its second ring. A couple quick observations:

1) Cheaters never prosper (except for Tom Brady). When Higgins got away with jerking Ramsey to the ground by his face mask and scoring a TD, how could the refs miss something blatant like that? Unbelievable.

2) The refs giveth, the refs taketh away. The first three penalties for the Been Gals were all personal fouls - The AFC North has ALWAYS been dirty. Then in the last :60 of the game, the refs jumped in and started calling Cincy D-Backs on holding and DPI penalties left and right until the Rams had enough chances to actually score. Kinda like what happened to KC in Cincy when the Been Gals won the AFC North on a final play of the game field goal. Sucks to be beaten by the zebras, eh?

3) Eli Apple, the Cincy DB who got beat for the final TD, was poor mouthing the Chiefs offense after the AFC Championship game, and said KC was too cocky to win. Suck on a Super Bowl loss for a whole year, dude. We know how it tastes. Now, so do you.

4) And you and "Joe Cool The Third" will probably have to wait another 33 years for your next chance at a ring because next year, you play a first place schedule and won't have all the roll-over weak sister games you had this year. And Mister Herbert, Mister Allen, Mister Jackson and especially Mister Mahomes might have a little sumptin sumptin to say about it next year.

5) Screw you, Chris Collinsworth. You don't have a Been Gals ring either. And thanks for bringing up how KC blew a second half lead in the AFC Championship game over and over and over........and over.

6) I really hate both these teams, but glad the Blanton Kid from Blue Springs South got a ring, and I hope Aaron Donald retires. Von Miller too.

7) Two years in a row, the Super Bowl has been won by a team on their home field. Well, sorta home field for the Rams. That field is really NOBODYs home field.

8) That's about it, except for the halftime show. Sorry, rap is not in my demographic. I'm frickin' old, and I get that. But all these 60 year old rappers that keep grabbing their Johnsons should be doing PSAs for prostate exams. And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her.

9) Cooper Kupp was the Super Bowl MVP. Early Sales Idea for the Rams Marketing Weasles. Do a poster with Cooper arm in arm with Two Rams Cheerleaders. Call it: "Two Girls One Kupp!"

10) Now MLB needs get the labor stuff settled. We need baseball and we need it now!

Great read George.

I’m glad Collinsworth was railing on the Chiefs. Maybe it will add motivation. The Chiefs need to be motivated to succeed.


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[LongSufferingToady]

Thank gawd the refs starting calling penalties at 59:02 to play. The Bengals played dirty all year and it seems like the refs just gave them a pass. Next year will be even tougher as they'll look at them with more critical eyes instead of, "Oh let's give them some leeway. They've had a tough few years."

Thanks for the writeup!

[UK_Chief]

Quite happy with the result all things considered. Couldn’t deal with Joe burrow BS for another 7 months so he can eat a dick. Rams, meh they’ve bought success, QB is ok. Home field SB win with the help of the refs. Can live with that

[L.A. Chieffan]

Dang George you went in on the Bengals. I was kinda sorta rooting for them because Rams fans are going to be insufferable around town for a little while. Ditto on the baseball, hopefully they get this sorted I'm looking forward to catching a couple of games in ST

[displacedinMN]

Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan

Dang George you went in on the Bengals. I was kinda sorta rooting for them because Rams fans are going to be insufferable around town for a little while. Ditto on the baseball, hopefully they get this sorted I'm looking forward to catching a couple of games in ST

all 15 of them

[smithandrew051]

Satisfying ending to the game.

Joe Cool can’t come through late. His team isn’t good enough and the moment was too big for him.

Eli Apple humiliated himself and got trashed by the entire league.

Penalties FINALLY bite the Bengals late.

[PHOG]

Thanks for the write up. Sooo, who wins next year? Where is it?

[ARROW2]

Originally Posted by smithandrew051

Satisfying ending to the game.

Joe Cool can’t come through late. His team isn’t good enough and the moment was too big for him.

Eli Apple humiliated himself and got trashed by the entire league.

Penalties FINALLY bite the Bengals late.

This production has been brought to you by Roger Goodell productions. Hope you enjoyed the show folks. Even he said it was a perfect hollywood ending....LOL

[SuperBowl4]

"2)" proof the the refs determine the outcomes of games. The most important thing was the Bengals covered the spread because after all this is the YEAR OF THE TIGER.

[SuperBowl4]

Originally Posted by Cleavage

It was a great game.

Your Avatar is so much better than that game

[listopencil]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her.

**** you, George.