If you were going to start a museum about yourself...

[Rain Man]

...what would some of the major exhibits (or museum wings) be?

I would have a rather large wing devoted to "interesting things that I would have said, but since I was an introvert I never got to say them because I was in a group of extroverts and could never find a way into the conversation."

I would have another wing of "sports feats that I thought I might be able to do, but never tried since I never played the sport".

And of course there would be a wing of "best Chiefsplanet posts".