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Grizzly 10 27.78%
Rhino 26 72.22%
Spider Man (two of his villains are based on the animals) 0 0%
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Old 06-21-2024, 10:42 AM  
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Grizzly Bear vs. Rhino
Setting: Grassy Plain
Behavior: Bloodlust/Fight to the Death
Combatants: Full size adults

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Old 06-21-2024, 12:59 PM   #16
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10 inches? We're not talking wolverine. We're talking grizzlies! They have claws around 4" long.
Upon further review, I was mistaken.

4 inches might be enough in the bedroom, but not in a rhino fight.
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Old 06-21-2024, 01:11 PM   #17
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All these African animals gonna **** a grizz up. Rhino, hippo, and especially an elephant. Bear has no shot.
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Old 06-21-2024, 02:06 PM   #18
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Would the rhino really gore a bear? I think the horn is more of a vestigal thing to ward off extinct stuff. The rhino just has to get the bear off its feet for long enough to stomp on it. You get stomped on by a rhino and you're not getting up.
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Old 06-21-2024, 02:33 PM   #19
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Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?
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Old 06-21-2024, 02:34 PM   #20
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Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?
Yes.
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Old 06-21-2024, 03:31 PM   #21
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Old 06-21-2024, 04:14 PM   #22
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Would the rhino really gore a bear? I think the horn is more of a vestigal thing to ward off extinct stuff. The rhino just has to get the bear off its feet for long enough to stomp on it. You get stomped on by a rhino and you're not getting up.


They use their horns in battle. Lots of video of that sort of thing.
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Old 06-21-2024, 04:18 PM   #23
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They use their horns in battle. Lots of video of that sort of thing.
Interesting. I guess their heads are kind of low to the ground, so maybe that helps. Their horns are so big that I would've thought they weren't overly useful against any creature that wasn't as big as them, which is obviously going to be rare. But I guess a low-slung head makes the horn more useful.
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Old 06-21-2024, 04:40 PM   #24
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Apparently the largest ever Grizzly killed in the wild weighed 1,600 pounds.

The largest polar bear ever shot in the wild weighed 2,200 pounds.

I can’t imagine the fear humans had for these beasts prior to the invention of guns. I was reading recently that the original word for bear in some language, I can’t remember but I think it was Hungarian, has been lost to time because the people were too afraid to say it, fearing it would summon the bear lol
Yes but have you seen the show Counting Cars ? They have a Hungarian guy on there and he’s kind of a dumbass.
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Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?
Not worth a matchup. Hippos GTFO when elephants are around. A full grown elephant would stomp the shit out of a hippo. Look it up
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Just was curious about this after these convos, so I decided to post it here:

Deadliest Animals Worldwide in 2022 by number of human deaths:

1) Mosquitos - 1 Million Deaths
2) Snakes - 100K Deaths
3) Dogs - 30K Deaths
4) Freshwater Snails - 20K
5) Assassin Bugs - 12K
6) Tsetse Flies - 10K
7) Roundworms - 2.5K
8) Crocodiles - 1K
9) Tapeworms - 700
10) Hippos (Tied with Elephants) - 500

Is the next matchup Hippos versus Elephants?
I hate to be picky about such things but Mosquitos doesn't belong on this list. Nor do Freshwater snails or Assassin bugs or Tsetse flies or Roundworms or Tapeworms. None of these are Animals.
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I hate to be picky about such things but Mosquitos doesn't belong on this list. Nor do Freshwater snails or Assassin bugs or Tsetse flies or Roundworms or Tapeworms. None of these are Animals.
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