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mission #5
B-17 #5 El Duderino
Pilot ENDelt260 (4) Copilot SNR (4) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4) Navigator philfree (4) Engineer Talisman (4) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4) Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (4) Target: Meaulte Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 attacks ajkcfan fires, misses talisman fires, misses Johnnyv13 fires, damages Fw190 Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Poor Weather, thick cloud cover Medium Flak - misses Bomb run off target due to weather 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Fw190s attack talisman fires, kills Fw190 scaga fires, hits Fw190 Garcia bronco fires, misses Hit Fw scores 4 hits -nose bomb controls knocked out (too late, Adolf) -starboard wing root damaged -waist johnnyv13 killed by hit to right hip -tail tail guns knocked out of commission Fw circles, attack again Hawaiianboy fires, misses radarchief fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Radarchief moves up to take Johnnyv13s position Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (4) Copilot SNR (4) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4) Navigator philfree (4) Engineer Talisman (4) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4) Left Waist Gunner XXX Enddelt has to write his first letter. Me AND Talisman hit something... and we lose a crew member??? War IS hell!
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I'M DEAD??????????????
Damn....and i was waiting for my chance to take over the plane over all of YOUR corpses. Sigh...so much for my budding megalomanical plans of power. |
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I not only hit a plane, I KILLED it. That hitting and damaging stuff is for wusses.
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Yeah, I'd like to re-enlist.....
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I wasn't gonna tell anyone, but JohnnyV13 wasn't killed by enemy fire. The SOB spilled my beer and didn't offer to refill it.
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The cool thing, scaga, is that since you were closest to him when he died, you get to pick a sentence for his tombstone.
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Some beer on the crub for our lost Homie.
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talisman fires, kills Fw190 scaga fires, hits Fw190 Garcia bronco fires, misses Hit Fw scores 4 hits -nose bomb controls knocked out (too late, Adolf) -starboard wing root damaged -waist johnnyv13 killed by hit to right hip -tail tail guns knocked out of commission Guess I'd better lay off the sauce. If I'd have KILLED the SOB instead of just HITTING it, JohnnyV13 would still be with us. Oh well.....didn't really like him that much anyway. ![]()
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Wow, you're going to carry around some guilt about that for the rest of your life.
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B-17 #5 El Duderino Pilot ENDelt260 (5) Copilot SNR (5) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (5) Navigator philfree (5) Engineer Talisman (5) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (5) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (5) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (5) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (5) Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis Target: Meaulte Lead Bomber horizontally, high vertically (extremely high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me110s attack 2 are driven away by fighters Radar chief fires, kills Me110 Hawaiianboy fires, misses 6 Fw190s attack (hoo boy! Its not good to be the lead bomber.) Talisman fires, kills Fw190 Fat Elvis fires, misses Garcia bronco fires, misses Philfree fires, misses Ajkcfan fires, misses 4 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to pilot compartment -waist Fat Elvis loses his heating unit Fw circles, attacks again Radar chief fires, misses Talisman fires, kills Fw190 Garcia bronco fires, misses Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - misses Garcia Bronco sights in on the target 20% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 Fw190s driven off by fighters 5 Me109s attack 2 are driven off by fighters Talisman fires, misses Radar chief fires, misses Fat Elvis fires, misses Hawaiianboy fires, misses Garcia bronco fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Zone 2: English Channel Enddelt drops out of formation and descends to 10,000 feet so Fat Elvis wont freeze. No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ENDelt260 (5) Copilot SNR (5) Bombardier Garcia Bronco (5) Navigator philfree (5) Engineer Talisman (5) Radio Op. AJKCFAN (5) Tail Gunner Radar Chief (5) Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (5) Right Waist Gunner Scaga (5) Left Waist Gunner Fat Elvis Pretty painless mission considering the position and the number of fighters. I guess Talisman will keep the lucky sunglasses, too |
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I rock rather hard.
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Tali took care of business in the latest misson.
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WTF???
Another mission and I don't even get a shot off???? Must have been in the pisser.
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Mission 7 was killer...
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