Mission 9: Oy Vey! Torah! Torah! Torah! - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 03-07-2004, 12:23 AM

Here we go, heading down the runway on lucky number 9. Best of luck, flyboys and flygirls.

Abba-Dabba · 03-08-2004, 02:43 AM

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kcwolfman takes a fatal wound to the neck.

Ouch...

Abba-Dabba · 03-08-2004, 02:49 AM

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BOOM! A shell hits scaga’s oxygen system in the right waist gun position. The system explodes, and scaga takes a fatal load of shattered metal to the stomach. Fat Elvis, at the left waist gun position, takes a serious wound to the lower back.

Unfortunately, Fat Elvis succumbs to his injury the next day in the hospital. It was a bad mission for waist gunners.

whoman69 · 03-08-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

RIP Russ.... ajkc, Fat Elvis

That's really sad. He was supposed to go on furlough next week and get married.

go bo · 03-08-2004, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

No Bo, him no know how to drop bombs. Him drop bombs so bad that Wolfman offed himself to get Go Bo promoted away from Bombs.

No need for Go Bo to worry. Him job as co-pilot in not fly plane. Him job to hold coffee cup for pilot.

coffee cup?

mmmmmmmmmmmm... ugh!

me war chief!

me no hold cup for pale face!

me pour coffe!

ai-EE-yah! arrgh! eeeeow!

go bo · 03-08-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR

Yeah, gobo, being co-pilot is really nice. If the sound of shrapnel against the walls of the plane doesn't bother you, you can get a lot of reading done.

mmmm... ugh!

souns no bother bo!

bo war chief!

bo brave warrior!

bo mostly deaf...

ai-EE-yah! whoa-now-bay-bay! whoop! whoop!

[gulp][gulp]

BPJ

go bo · 03-08-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH

Oh, wait a minute here. I just read in my Government issue B17 handbook that co-pilots are also responsible for reading all operating instructions to the crew members for their stations during flight (Article 14, section 8, paragraph c). They may be in big trouble now 'cause Go Bo can be hard to understand when him speak indian talk.

bah!! bumblebustness!

mmmmmm... ugh!

what mean hard unnerstran?

bo, him no tawk with twisted tongue...

him no tawk like libby pinky politishy either!

bo, him tawk plenty fine, thash right!

you unnerstran bo when talk,

maybe?

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2004, 12:37 AM

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B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide

Pilot htismaqe (8)
Copilot Bwana (8)
Bombardier jAZ (8)
Navigator 58Forever (8)
Engineer fbal4lif32 (8)
Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (8)
Tail Gunner KC Dan (8)
Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (8)
Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (1)
Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (1)

Target: Abbeville
Tail plane in formation, mid-level vertically (extremely high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

2 Me109s attack

ExtremeChief fires, misses
KC Dan fires, kills Me109
fbal4lif32 fires, misses
SDChiefsfan fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

jAZ fires, misses
58forever fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

5 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Tweak6 fires, misses
jAZ fires, misses
58forever fires, damages Me109
SDChiefsfan fires, misses
KC Dan fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to pilot compartment
-superficial damage to waist

Me circles attacks again

KC Dan fires, misses
fbal4lif32 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak – 1 hit
-nose – navigation equipment is destroyed (a challenge if you’re out of formation)
Bomb run off target – 0% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

6 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

58forever fires, misses
fbal4lif32 fires, kills Me109
SDChiefsfan fires, hits Me109
KC Dan fires, misses
Joesomebody fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to tail

Me scores 1 hit
-port wing – inboard fuel tank is hit, but self-seals with no fire, explosion, or leakage

Me scores 3 hits
-port wing aileron is hit, but still works fine
-nose – jAZ takes a light wound to the mid-chest.
-pilot compartment – htismaqe’s oxygen supply is damaged. He switches to his reserve supply.

Me strafes in at 6 o’clock high and strafes the B-17 with 7 hits
-nose – port cheek gun is out of commission. jAZ will use only the nose gun now.
-superficial damage to nose
-pilot compartment – The top turret gun is hit and knocked out.
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-radio room – SDChiefsfan sustains a light wound to the mid-chest.
-waist – joesomebody takes a light wound to the left foot
-superficial damage to tail

4 Mes circle, attack again

SDChiefsfan fires, misses
Tweak6 fires, misses
ExtremeChief fires, misses
KC Dan fires, kills Me109

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-radio room – intercom system is knocked out. No more fire coordination.
-waist – ball turret gun is knocked out of commission

Me scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to waist
-superficial damage to tail
-superficial damage to bomb bay

2 Mes circle, attack again

jAZ fires, misses
SDChiefsfan fires, kills Me109
KC Dan fires, kills Me109

With three guns out of commission, two of which are twin .50s, the trip home becomes rather nervous.

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters

jAZ fires, misses
58forever fires, misses
SDChiefsfan fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot htismaqe (8)
Copilot Bwana (8)
Bombardier jAZ (8)
Navigator 58Forever (8)
Engineer fbal4lif32 (8)
Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (8)
Tail Gunner KC Dan (8)
Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (8)
Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (1)
Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (1)

Wow. Just go in unarmed next time. Those guns draw fire.

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2004, 12:38 AM

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B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder III – Rise of the Machine

Pilot JOhn (2)
Copilot KC Jones (8)
Bombardier Taliswoman (3)
Navigator Dartgod (2)
Engineer Mohillbilly (2)
Radio Op. Stinger (2)
Tail Gunner roger (2)
Ball Turret Gunner Bug (2)
Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (2)
Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (1)

Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

2 Me109s driven off by fighters

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

5 Me109s attack

Stinger fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, damages Me109
Taliswoman fires, misses
Dartgod fires, hits Me109
Roger fires, kills Me109
Bug fires, misses
4th and Long fires, misses

3 Mes miss, break off attack

Me sweeps in and scores 5 hits from 3 o’clock high
-superficial damage to bomb bay doors
-superficial damage to tailplane
-nose – taliswoman is seriously wounded by hits to the left calf and right thigh.
-bomb bay – one of the doors is blown off the plane
-superficial damage to nose

Me circles, attacks again
Mohillbilly fires, misses
Roger fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me circles, attacks again

Dartgod fires, misses
Dave Lane fires, misses

Me scores 1 hit
-BAM! The #3 engine blows a puff and smoke and dies.

Me breaks off attack

2 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Dartgod fires, misses
Bug fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Dartgod moves to the bomb controls, and tries to figure out how they work. Although Gunther’s Thunder III is falling back in the formation and has an incapacitated bombardier, John determines that they’re better off flying over the target with the formation. After they drop their bombs, they’ll be able to keep up and stay in formation.

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - Misses
Despite it being his first time at the controls, Dartgod manages to nick the target – 5% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me110s attack

Dartgod fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, misses
Roger fires, hits Me110
4th and Long fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to #4 engine
-starboard wing root damaged

Me circles, attacks again

Dartgod fires, hits Me110
Dave Lane fires, hits Me110
Roger fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven off by fighters

Roger fires, misses
Mohillbilly fires, kills Me109

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 is driven off by fighters

Dartgod fires, misses
Roger fires, kills Me109
Bug fires, misses
4th and Long fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to nose

Me circles, attacks again

Dartgod fires, hits Me109
Roger fires, kills the same Me109

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Her hosiery modeling career may be over, but Taliswoman is not. She insists on returning, and will not miss a mission.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot JOhn (2)
Copilot KC Jones (8)
Bombardier Taliswoman (3)
Navigator Dartgod (2)
Engineer Mohillbilly (2)
Radio Op. Stinger (2)
Tail Gunner roger (2)
Ball Turret Gunner Bug (2)
Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (2)
Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (1)

Not a bad mission considering the problems on the way in.

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2004, 12:40 AM

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B-17 #12 – Yard Dart

Pilot Taco John (8)
Copilot Mile High Mania (8)
Bombardier Joe Seahawk (8)
Navigator BigChiefFan (8)
Engineer ZachKC (8)
Radio Op. Archie F. Swin (8)
Tail Gunner oleman47 (8)
Ball Turret Gunner RJ (8)
Right Waist Gunner KC2003 (8)
Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell

Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

5 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Oleman47 fires, misses
RJ fires, misses
BigChiefFan fires, misses
Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses
Joe Seahawk fires, damages Fw190
ZachKC fires, misses
Archie F. Swin’s radio room gun jams

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to port wing

Fw parks at 6 o’clock high in the gap covered by the radio room gun and buries 12 hits along the length of the plane!
-tail - starboard elevator is knocked out of commission
-tail – starboard tail wing root is damaged
-superficial damage to waist
-waist – kcfanintitanhell is torn apart and killed by hits to the stomach, left chest, and right chest. Ugh.
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-bomb bay – PING! A shell bounces among the bombs, but doesn’t set them off
-radio room – Archie F. Swin takes a light wound to the mid chest
-superficial damage to radio room
-pilot compartment – ZachKC’s oxygen is hit. He switches to his backup system.
-pilot compartment – Mile High Mania takes a light grazing wound to the back of the head
-nose – starboard cheek gun is destroyed.
-nose – bullets rip through the nose, hitting Joe Seahawk with a light wound to the upper back, and nailing BigChiefFan in the stomach, right foot, left forearm with a serious wound.

(One fighter run hits four crew members. That’s a record you don’t want to set.)

2 Fws circle, attack again

Joe Seahawk fires, misses
ZachKC fires, hits Fw190
Oleman47 fires, misses
Archie F. Swin gets his gun unjammed, fires, misses

2 Fws miss, break off attack

4 Me109s attack

Joe Seahawk fires, misses
KC2003 fires, misses
Oleman47 fires, misses
ZachKC fires, misses
RJ fires, misses

2 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Me scores 1 hit
-waist – left waist gun is destroyed (as if that makes a difference to kcfanintitanhell)

2 Mes circle, attack again

Oleman47 fires, misses
ZachKC fires, misses

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 6 hits
-pilot compartment – Mile High Mania takes a serious wound to the throat
-pilot compartment – Mile High Mania loses his left leg at the knee, which is even more than a serious wound in light of his other injuries. He dies within minutes
-port wing flap is hit, but with no effect
-port wing root is damaged
-superficial damage to nose
-nose – starboard cheek gun is hit again and falls out of the plane, leaving a moderate-sized hole in the front of the plane

Despite his wound, the flak hits, the hole in the starboard cheek, and various other distractions, Joe Seahawk does his work – 20% score

Zone 3: France (Leaving Target Zone)

4 Fw190s attack

Joe Seahawk fires, misses
KC2003 fires, misses
ZachKC fires, hits Fw190
Oleman47 fires, misses
RJ fires, misses

4 Fw190s miss, break off attack (hmph – rookies)

2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Oleman47 fires, misses

Me scores 4 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to nose
-nose – Joe Seahawk takes another light wound, this time to the lower back
-nose – BigChiefFan takes a light wound to the left thigh, which causes him to bleed out and pass into the next world.

Me circles, attacks again

RJ fires, kills Me110
Oleman47 fires, misses

1 Fw190 attacks

Archie F. Swin fires, misses

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to nose

Fw circles, attacks again

ZachKC fires, misses
Oleman47 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters

Joe Seahawk fires, misses
ZachKC fires, misses

Me scores 2 hits
-right waist gun is knocked out of commission
-port wing aileron is hit, but not damaged

Me scores 1 hit – top turret gun is knocked out of commission, and ZachKC sustains a light wound to the right hip

2 Mes circle, attack again

Joe Seahawk fires, misses
Oleman47 fires, kills Me109

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Taco John (8)
Copilot Joe Seahawk (8), promoted
Bombardier XXX
Navigator ZachKC (8), promoted
Engineer Archie F. Swin (8), promoted
Radio Op. oleman47 (8), promoted
Tail Gunner RJ (8), promoted
Ball Turret Gunner KC2003 (8), promoted
Right Waist Gunner XXX
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Bloody, bloody Sunday.

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2004, 12:59 AM

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B-17 #13 – Throw Bomba from the Plane III – Bomba with a Vengence

Pilot ndbbm (3)
Copilot JimNasium
Bombardier Slayer Diablo (3)
Navigator Saggysack
Engineer Simplex3 (8)
Radio Op. mikey23545 (8)
Tail Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (8)
Ball Turret Gunner Bunnytrdr (8)
Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Target: Abbeville
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Fw190 driven away by fighters

2 Me109s driven away by fighters

3 Fw190s driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak - Misses
The new guy is still getting used to the controls, apparently – 0% score

Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

4 Me109s attack

ChiefJustice fires, misses
Simplex3 fires, damages Me109
Slayer Diablo fires, misses
Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses
DaKCMan AP fires, misses

3 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to waist
-superficial damage to bomb bay

Me circles, attacks again

Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses
Saggysack fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

4 Me109s attack

ChiefJustice fires, hits Me109
Simplex3 fires, misses
Slayer Diablo fires, misses
Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, damages Me109

3 Mes miss, break off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to tail
-starboard wing flap damaged, but no effect

Me circles, attacks again

Saggysack fires, damages Me109
Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ndbbm (3)
Copilot JimNasium
Bombardier Slayer Diablo (3)
Navigator Saggysack
Engineer Simplex3 (8)
Radio Op. mikey23545 (8)
Tail Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (8)
Ball Turret Gunner Bunnytrdr (8)
Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Well, it was easier than the last mission.

**Rain Man** · 03-09-2004, 01:47 AM

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B-17 #14 – Lucy Quipment II – Lucy Reloaded

Pilot Clint in Wichita (8)
Copilot 2bikemike (8)
Bombardier Loki (3)
Navigator chief52 (8)
Engineer old_geezer (8)
Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (8)
Tail Gunner Patteeu (8)
Ball Turret Gunner FloridaChief (3)
Right Waist Gunner JazzzLovr
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty

Target: Rouen
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

5 Fw190s attack

Chiefsfan58 fires, misses
Patteeu fires, misses
KS Smitty fires, misses
Loki fires, misses
JazzzLovr fires, misses
Chief52 fires, misses

2 Fws miss, break off attack

Fw scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to radio room
-superficial damage to #4 engine

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to tail
-superficial damage to bomb bay

Fw scores 3 hits
-superficial damage to bomb bay
-tail – patteeu takes light wound to right upper back
-starboard tailplane root hit

3 Fws circle, attack again

Patteeu fires, misses
Old_geezer fires, misses
KS Smitty fires, misses
Floridachief fires, misses
Loki fires, misses

3 Fws miss, break off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak – 3 hits
-port wing aileron hit
-tail – tail gun knocked out of commission
-waist – ball turret gun knocked out of commission

The B-17 is vulnerably from the rear now, with no tail gun or ball turret gun.

Loki concentrates despite the flak – 30% score

Zone 4 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 Fw190s attack

Chiefsfan58 fires, misses
Old_geezer fires, kills Fw190
KS Smitty fires, misses
Chief52 fires, misses
Loki fires, misses
Chief52 fires, misses
JazzzLovr fires, misses

4 Fws miss, break off attack

Zone 3 Out: Western Channel

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Clint in Wichita (8)
Copilot 2bikemike (8)
Bombardier Loki (3)
Navigator chief52 (8)
Engineer old_geezer (8)
Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (8)
Tail Gunner Patteeu (8)
Ball Turret Gunner FloridaChief (3)
Right Waist Gunner JazzzLovr
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty

Fortunately, nothing snuck up on them from the back.

old_geezer · 03-09-2004, 06:53 AM

Old_geezer fires, kills Fw190

Bout darn time I hit something! I've been in a terrible slump since the first mission. It must be those new glasses I grabbed from the local Wal-Mart.

**Dartgod** · 03-09-2004, 07:51 AM

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Dartgod fires, hits Me110

Ladies and gentlemen, you have witnessed history in the making.

ndbbm · 03-09-2004, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

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Well, it was easier than the last mission.

I should say so.

Stinger · 03-09-2004, 09:55 AM

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Dartgod fires, hits Me110

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Originally Posted by Dartgod

Ladies and gentlemen, you have witnessed history in the making.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak - Misses
Despite it being his first time at the controls, Dartgod manages to nick the target – 5% score

I think you found your problem..... you just needed to use bigger ammo.

03-07-2004, 12:23 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	Mission 9: Oy Vey! Torah! Torah! Torah! Here we go, heading down the runway on lucky number 9. Best of luck, flyboys and flygirls.
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03-09-2004, 12:37 AM	#22
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21522" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide Pilot htismaqe (8) Copilot Bwana (8) Bombardier jAZ (8) Navigator 58Forever (8) Engineer fbal4lif32 (8) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (8) Tail Gunner KC Dan (8) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (8) Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (1) Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (1) Target: Abbeville Tail plane in formation, mid-level vertically (extremely high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s attack ExtremeChief fires, misses KC Dan fires, kills Me109 fbal4lif32 fires, misses SDChiefsfan fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 5 Me109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Tweak6 fires, misses jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, damages Me109 SDChiefsfan fires, misses KC Dan fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to pilot compartment -superficial damage to waist Me circles attacks again KC Dan fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak – 1 hit -nose – navigation equipment is destroyed (a challenge if you’re out of formation) Bomb run off target – 0% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 6 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters 58forever fires, misses fbal4lif32 fires, kills Me109 SDChiefsfan fires, hits Me109 KC Dan fires, misses Joesomebody fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to tail Me scores 1 hit -port wing – inboard fuel tank is hit, but self-seals with no fire, explosion, or leakage Me scores 3 hits -port wing aileron is hit, but still works fine -nose – jAZ takes a light wound to the mid-chest. -pilot compartment – htismaqe’s oxygen supply is damaged. He switches to his reserve supply. Me strafes in at 6 o’clock high and strafes the B-17 with 7 hits -nose – port cheek gun is out of commission. jAZ will use only the nose gun now. -superficial damage to nose -pilot compartment – The top turret gun is hit and knocked out. -superficial damage to bomb bay -radio room – SDChiefsfan sustains a light wound to the mid-chest. -waist – joesomebody takes a light wound to the left foot -superficial damage to tail 4 Mes circle, attack again SDChiefsfan fires, misses Tweak6 fires, misses ExtremeChief fires, misses KC Dan fires, kills Me109 Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -radio room – intercom system is knocked out. No more fire coordination. -waist – ball turret gun is knocked out of commission Me scores 3 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to bomb bay 2 Mes circle, attack again jAZ fires, misses SDChiefsfan fires, kills Me109 KC Dan fires, kills Me109 With three guns out of commission, two of which are twin .50s, the trip home becomes rather nervous. Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 3 are driven off by fighters jAZ fires, misses 58forever fires, misses SDChiefsfan fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot htismaqe (8) Copilot Bwana (8) Bombardier jAZ (8) Navigator 58Forever (8) Engineer fbal4lif32 (8) Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (8) Tail Gunner KC Dan (8) Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (8) Right Waist Gunner tweak6 (1) Left Waist Gunner joesomebody (1) Wow. Just go in unarmed next time. Those guns draw fire. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-09-2004, 12:38 AM	#23
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21525" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder III – Rise of the Machine Pilot JOhn (2) Copilot KC Jones (8) Bombardier Taliswoman (3) Navigator Dartgod (2) Engineer Mohillbilly (2) Radio Op. Stinger (2) Tail Gunner roger (2) Ball Turret Gunner Bug (2) Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (2) Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (1) Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel 2 Me109s driven off by fighters Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Me109s attack Stinger fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, damages Me109 Taliswoman fires, misses Dartgod fires, hits Me109 Roger fires, kills Me109 Bug fires, misses 4th and Long fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me sweeps in and scores 5 hits from 3 o’clock high -superficial damage to bomb bay doors -superficial damage to tailplane -nose – taliswoman is seriously wounded by hits to the left calf and right thigh. -bomb bay – one of the doors is blown off the plane -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again Mohillbilly fires, misses Roger fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to pilot compartment Me circles, attacks again Dartgod fires, misses Dave Lane fires, misses Me scores 1 hit -BAM! The #3 engine blows a puff and smoke and dies. Me breaks off attack 2 Me109s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Dartgod fires, misses Bug fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Dartgod moves to the bomb controls, and tries to figure out how they work. Although Gunther’s Thunder III is falling back in the formation and has an incapacitated bombardier, John determines that they’re better off flying over the target with the formation. After they drop their bombs, they’ll be able to keep up and stay in formation. Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak - Misses Despite it being his first time at the controls, Dartgod manages to nick the target – 5% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 2 Me110s attack Dartgod fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, misses Roger fires, hits Me110 4th and Long fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to #4 engine -starboard wing root damaged Me circles, attacks again Dartgod fires, hits Me110 Dave Lane fires, hits Me110 Roger fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me110 is driven off by fighters Roger fires, misses Mohillbilly fires, kills Me109 Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 1 Me109 is driven off by fighters Dartgod fires, misses Roger fires, kills Me109 Bug fires, misses 4th and Long fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Me scores 1 hit -superficial damage to nose Me circles, attacks again Dartgod fires, hits Me109 Roger fires, kills the same Me109 Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Her hosiery modeling career may be over, but Taliswoman is not. She insists on returning, and will not miss a mission. Eligible for next mission Pilot JOhn (2) Copilot KC Jones (8) Bombardier Taliswoman (3) Navigator Dartgod (2) Engineer Mohillbilly (2) Radio Op. Stinger (2) Tail Gunner roger (2) Ball Turret Gunner Bug (2) Right Waist Gunner 4th and Long (2) Left Waist Gunner Dave Lane (1) Not a bad mission considering the problems on the way in. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-09-2004, 12:40 AM	#24
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21527" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #12 – Yard Dart Pilot Taco John (8) Copilot Mile High Mania (8) Bombardier Joe Seahawk (8) Navigator BigChiefFan (8) Engineer ZachKC (8) Radio Op. Archie F. Swin (8) Tail Gunner oleman47 (8) Ball Turret Gunner RJ (8) Right Waist Gunner KC2003 (8) Left Waist Gunner kcfanintitanhell Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally, low vertically (high vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Oleman47 fires, misses RJ fires, misses BigChiefFan fires, misses Kcfanintitanhell fires, misses Joe Seahawk fires, damages Fw190 ZachKC fires, misses Archie F. Swin’s radio room gun jams 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 1 hit -superficial damage to port wing Fw parks at 6 o’clock high in the gap covered by the radio room gun and buries 12 hits along the length of the plane! -tail - starboard elevator is knocked out of commission -tail – starboard tail wing root is damaged -superficial damage to waist -waist – kcfanintitanhell is torn apart and killed by hits to the stomach, left chest, and right chest. Ugh. -superficial damage to bomb bay -bomb bay – PING! A shell bounces among the bombs, but doesn’t set them off -radio room – Archie F. Swin takes a light wound to the mid chest -superficial damage to radio room -pilot compartment – ZachKC’s oxygen is hit. He switches to his backup system. -pilot compartment – Mile High Mania takes a light grazing wound to the back of the head -nose – starboard cheek gun is destroyed. -nose – bullets rip through the nose, hitting Joe Seahawk with a light wound to the upper back, and nailing BigChiefFan in the stomach, right foot, left forearm with a serious wound. (One fighter run hits four crew members. That’s a record you don’t want to set.) 2 Fws circle, attack again Joe Seahawk fires, misses ZachKC fires, hits Fw190 Oleman47 fires, misses Archie F. Swin gets his gun unjammed, fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack 4 Me109s attack Joe Seahawk fires, misses KC2003 fires, misses Oleman47 fires, misses ZachKC fires, misses RJ fires, misses 2 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to starboard wing Me scores 1 hit -waist – left waist gun is destroyed (as if that makes a difference to kcfanintitanhell) 2 Mes circle, attack again Oleman47 fires, misses ZachKC fires, misses Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy Flak – 6 hits -pilot compartment – Mile High Mania takes a serious wound to the throat -pilot compartment – Mile High Mania loses his left leg at the knee, which is even more than a serious wound in light of his other injuries. He dies within minutes -port wing flap is hit, but with no effect -port wing root is damaged -superficial damage to nose -nose – starboard cheek gun is hit again and falls out of the plane, leaving a moderate-sized hole in the front of the plane Despite his wound, the flak hits, the hole in the starboard cheek, and various other distractions, Joe Seahawk does his work – 20% score Zone 3: France (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Fw190s attack Joe Seahawk fires, misses KC2003 fires, misses ZachKC fires, hits Fw190 Oleman47 fires, misses RJ fires, misses 4 Fw190s miss, break off attack (hmph – rookies) 2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters Oleman47 fires, misses Me scores 4 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose -nose – Joe Seahawk takes another light wound, this time to the lower back -nose – BigChiefFan takes a light wound to the left thigh, which causes him to bleed out and pass into the next world. Me circles, attacks again RJ fires, kills Me110 Oleman47 fires, misses 1 Fw190 attacks Archie F. Swin fires, misses Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to nose -superficial damage to nose Fw circles, attacks again ZachKC fires, misses Oleman47 fires, misses Fw misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me109s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters Joe Seahawk fires, misses ZachKC fires, misses Me scores 2 hits -right waist gun is knocked out of commission -port wing aileron is hit, but not damaged Me scores 1 hit – top turret gun is knocked out of commission, and ZachKC sustains a light wound to the right hip 2 Mes circle, attack again Joe Seahawk fires, misses Oleman47 fires, kills Me109 Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Taco John (8) Copilot Joe Seahawk (8), promoted Bombardier XXX Navigator ZachKC (8), promoted Engineer Archie F. Swin (8), promoted Radio Op. oleman47 (8), promoted Tail Gunner RJ (8), promoted Ball Turret Gunner KC2003 (8), promoted Right Waist Gunner XXX Left Waist Gunner XXX Bloody, bloody Sunday. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-09-2004, 12:59 AM	#25
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21528" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #13 – Throw Bomba from the Plane III – Bomba with a Vengence Pilot ndbbm (3) Copilot JimNasium Bombardier Slayer Diablo (3) Navigator Saggysack Engineer Simplex3 (8) Radio Op. mikey23545 (8) Tail Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (8) Ball Turret Gunner Bunnytrdr (8) Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice Target: Abbeville Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 1 Fw190 driven away by fighters 2 Me109s driven away by fighters 3 Fw190s driven away by fighters Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Light Flak - Misses The new guy is still getting used to the controls, apparently – 0% score Zone 3 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 4 Me109s attack ChiefJustice fires, misses Simplex3 fires, damages Me109 Slayer Diablo fires, misses Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses DaKCMan AP fires, misses 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to waist -superficial damage to bomb bay Me circles, attacks again Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses Saggysack fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack 4 Me109s attack ChiefJustice fires, hits Me109 Simplex3 fires, misses Slayer Diablo fires, misses Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, damages Me109 3 Mes miss, break off attack Me scores 2 hits -superficial damage to tail -starboard wing flap damaged, but no effect Me circles, attacks again Saggysack fires, damages Me109 Theultimatekcchiefsfan fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot ndbbm (3) Copilot JimNasium Bombardier Slayer Diablo (3) Navigator Saggysack Engineer Simplex3 (8) Radio Op. mikey23545 (8) Tail Gunner theultimatekcchiefsfan (8) Ball Turret Gunner Bunnytrdr (8) Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice Well, it was easier than the last mission. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-09-2004, 01:47 AM	#26
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-662449 VARSITY	rel="Lightbox"?attachmentid=21529" border="0" alt="" class="tcattdimgresizer" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /> B-17 #14 – Lucy Quipment II – Lucy Reloaded Pilot Clint in Wichita (8) Copilot 2bikemike (8) Bombardier Loki (3) Navigator chief52 (8) Engineer old_geezer (8) Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (8) Tail Gunner Patteeu (8) Ball Turret Gunner FloridaChief (3) Right Waist Gunner JazzzLovr Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty Target: Rouen Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: Western Channel No enemy Zone 4 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack Chiefsfan58 fires, misses Patteeu fires, misses KS Smitty fires, misses Loki fires, misses JazzzLovr fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses 2 Fws miss, break off attack Fw scores 2 hits -superficial damage to radio room -superficial damage to #4 engine Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to starboard wing -superficial damage to tail -superficial damage to bomb bay Fw scores 3 hits -superficial damage to bomb bay -tail – patteeu takes light wound to right upper back -starboard tailplane root hit 3 Fws circle, attack again Patteeu fires, misses Old_geezer fires, misses KS Smitty fires, misses Floridachief fires, misses Loki fires, misses 3 Fws miss, break off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Medium Flak – 3 hits -port wing aileron hit -tail – tail gun knocked out of commission -waist – ball turret gun knocked out of commission The B-17 is vulnerably from the rear now, with no tail gun or ball turret gun. Loki concentrates despite the flak – 30% score Zone 4 Out: France (Leaving Target Zone) 5 Fw190s attack Chiefsfan58 fires, misses Old_geezer fires, kills Fw190 KS Smitty fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses Loki fires, misses Chief52 fires, misses JazzzLovr fires, misses 4 Fws miss, break off attack Zone 3 Out: Western Channel No enemy Zone 2: English Channel No enemy Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects None Eligible for next mission Pilot Clint in Wichita (8) Copilot 2bikemike (8) Bombardier Loki (3) Navigator chief52 (8) Engineer old_geezer (8) Radio Op. chiefsfan58 (8) Tail Gunner Patteeu (8) Ball Turret Gunner FloridaChief (3) Right Waist Gunner JazzzLovr Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty Fortunately, nothing snuck up on them from the back. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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03-09-2004, 06:53 AM	#27
old_geezer bite me Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Windsor, Mo. Casino cash: $-2395262	Old_geezer fires, kills Fw190 Bout darn time I hit something! I've been in a terrible slump since the first mission. It must be those new glasses I grabbed from the local Wal-Mart. __________________ If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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