Official Laker-Hater Championship thread. Whining encouraged!! - Page 21

California Injun · 04-16-2003, 11:26 PM

Leave it to the JailBlazers to tank their game against the lowly Clippers to avoid meeting the San Antonio Spurs in their bracket.

Leave it to the 3-Time Champs to exude class by whomping up on the lowly Warriors to secure the #5 seed and eventually match-up with the Spurs in the next round.

That "whoosh" you hear is from the Cowtown Euros as they get a cakewalk to the Western Finals by playing the Utah Greybeards and then the defenseless Cuban Cigars.

The Staples Crew will EASILY dispatch those toothless T-Cubs before a BIG match-up against the Boot Accessorizors. This will be a huge test for the Champs but they will eventually prevail before the long awaited match-up with the Farmers.

Once past the Spurs, the Lakers will throttle the Kings and send that franchise reeling. Rumor has it that Brittney Spears is already scoping out Mark Madsen for a date to the NBA Finals.

Unlike the Detroit Red Wings complete choke job in this years NHL Finals, the Big Aristolte has his crew all primed for a Quatro.

Long live the Lakers dynasty and their loyal fans.

Long live the venomous hatred of those unfortunate souls who continue to slander this great organization.

As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview;

"It's time to dance, baby!"

|Zach| · 05-13-2003, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by California Injun
Hmmm..... Kobe hits a 3 at the buzzer?

Lakers down by 16 going into the 4th.

Scratch it to single digits and them Boot Accessorizors might start dry heaving.

The Lake Show's dominance is impresive

California Injun · 05-13-2003, 09:49 PM

10 point lead with 5:48 to go?

Boot Accessorizors turning the ball over like its a Chinese Fire Drill.

A monu-MENTAL tank job in the balance?

Next update shortly after it gets down to 6-7 points.....

California Injun · 05-13-2003, 09:55 PM

90-86 with 3:30 to go?

Say it isn't so!!!!!!!

Boot Accessorizors feeling the pressure AGAIN!!!!

Genaro Pargot pulls up for a clutch 2. He's a rookie with ice in his veins.

Slava going 5 for 6?

What the hell is going on here?

**KcMizzou** · 05-13-2003, 09:58 PM

good lord.. dont those fuggers ever quit?

keep us posted, wouldja Cal?

**The Bad Guy** · 05-13-2003, 10:05 PM

That F&cking bullshit technical foul on Shaq is going to be the difference in this game...

California Injun · 05-13-2003, 10:06 PM

95-94 with 19.7 to go............

Who is gonna have the nads to take over this game?

My money is on #8 or #34?

Is there another "Horry for 3...........YES?"

**the Talking Can** · 05-13-2003, 10:09 PM

Laker ball down by 2...they refuse to lose

B2chiefsfan · 05-13-2003, 10:11 PM

Gopher in that hole!!!!!!

B2chiefsfan · 05-13-2003, 10:11 PM

No glory this time!!!!!!

**Mr. Kotter** · 05-13-2003, 10:12 PM

HORRY, from THREE.....

It's NOOOOO good; Spurs WIN!!!

**the Talking Can** · 05-13-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by the Talking Can
Laker ball down by 2...they refuse to lose

oops, I mean they refused but lost any way...

B2chiefsfan · 05-13-2003, 10:14 PM

One more baby.

AJKCFAN · 05-13-2003, 10:17 PM

The Lakers won the series tonight.... the Spurs proved tonight they won't be able to finish the Lakers off.

The Lakers are a lock to beat the Spurs ass at Staples in Game 6.

The Spurs will not be able to survive Game 7.

Chiefs Pantalones · 05-13-2003, 10:20 PM

Good game.

The Lakers need more depth, though. I expect them to win this series in 7, but I don't know how they'll do against the Kings or the Mavs who are deep.

My observations from this game...

1. Phil Jackson shouldn't of held Shaq out of the game so long in the 4th, and he took him out in the 2nd too when the Spurs were making a run...if they had average roll players, then it would probably be fine, but they are terrible.

2. The roll players are terrible. I don't care if they win a 4th straight title this year or not, they need to upgrade. Teams are about to pass them up.

**The Bad Guy** · 05-13-2003, 10:21 PM

Adam,

Who would of thought that both the Lakers and Kings would both be facing an elimination game in the semifinals.

It sure wasn't me.

Good luck in game 6. I need the number for Phil Jackson's doctor because I need an angioplasty after that game.

04-16-2003, 11:26 PM
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	Official Laker-Hater Championship thread. Whining encouraged!! Leave it to the JailBlazers to tank their game against the lowly Clippers to avoid meeting the San Antonio Spurs in their bracket. Leave it to the 3-Time Champs to exude class by whomping up on the lowly Warriors to secure the #5 seed and eventually match-up with the Spurs in the next round. That "whoosh" you hear is from the Cowtown Euros as they get a cakewalk to the Western Finals by playing the Utah Greybeards and then the defenseless Cuban Cigars. The Staples Crew will EASILY dispatch those toothless T-Cubs before a BIG match-up against the Boot Accessorizors. This will be a huge test for the Champs but they will eventually prevail before the long awaited match-up with the Farmers. Once past the Spurs, the Lakers will throttle the Kings and send that franchise reeling. Rumor has it that Brittney Spears is already scoping out Mark Madsen for a date to the NBA Finals. Unlike the Detroit Red Wings complete choke job in this years NHL Finals, the Big Aristolte has his crew all primed for a Quatro. Long live the Lakers dynasty and their loyal fans. Long live the venomous hatred of those unfortunate souls who continue to slander this great organization. As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview; "It's time to dance, baby!"
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05-13-2003, 09:49 PM	#302
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	10 point lead with 5:48 to go? Boot Accessorizors turning the ball over like its a Chinese Fire Drill. A monu-MENTAL tank job in the balance? Next update shortly after it gets down to 6-7 points..... __________________ I just made $13,000 on the Chiefs!!! Once they win the Super Bowl I'll be counting my winnings. (13:1 @ Lake Tahoe Horizon Sportsbook).
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05-13-2003, 09:55 PM	#303
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	90-86 with 3:30 to go? Say it isn't so!!!!!!! Boot Accessorizors feeling the pressure AGAIN!!!! Genaro Pargot pulls up for a clutch 2. He's a rookie with ice in his veins. Slava going 5 for 6? What the hell is going on here? __________________ I just made $13,000 on the Chiefs!!! Once they win the Super Bowl I'll be counting my winnings. (13:1 @ Lake Tahoe Horizon Sportsbook).
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05-13-2003, 09:58 PM	#304
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	good lord.. dont those fuggers ever quit? keep us posted, wouldja Cal?
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05-13-2003, 10:05 PM	#305
The Bad Guy Scott Pioli Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Copacobana Casino cash: $9283645	That F&cking bullshit technical foul on Shaq is going to be the difference in this game... __________________
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05-13-2003, 10:06 PM	#306
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	95-94 with 19.7 to go............ Who is gonna have the nads to take over this game? My money is on #8 or #34? Is there another "Horry for 3...........YES?" __________________ I just made $13,000 on the Chiefs!!! Once they win the Super Bowl I'll be counting my winnings. (13:1 @ Lake Tahoe Horizon Sportsbook).
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05-13-2003, 10:09 PM	#307
the Talking Can Supporter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: street Casino cash: $9192208	Laker ball down by 2...they refuse to lose __________________ Clark Hunt: "Thank god for the Dominican pool boy"
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05-13-2003, 10:11 PM	#308
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	Gopher in that hole!!!!!! __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-13-2003, 10:11 PM	#309
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	No glory this time!!!!!! __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-13-2003, 10:12 PM	#310
Mr. Kotter The Dude Abides Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Dakota Country Casino cash: $3274285	HORRY, from THREE..... It's NOOOOO good; Spurs WIN!!! __________________ "I've always said I worry about legacy and winning rings more than making money at this moment...We see what's going on around the league, but at the same time, I'll never do anything that's going to hurt us from keeping the great players around me.”
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05-13-2003, 10:14 PM	#312
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	One more baby. __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-13-2003, 10:17 PM	#313
AJKCFAN Head Chief, Esq. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: New York Casino cash: $-1408202	They May Have Lost The Game But.... The Lakers won the series tonight.... the Spurs proved tonight they won't be able to finish the Lakers off. The Lakers are a lock to beat the Spurs ass at Staples in Game 6. The Spurs will not be able to survive Game 7. __________________ http://www.37forever.org/BB/ <a href="http://www.37forever.org/" target="_blank">37 Forever Foundation</a>
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05-13-2003, 10:20 PM	#314
Chiefs Pantalones GO CHIEFS!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Kansas City Casino cash: $6868717	Good game. The Lakers need more depth, though. I expect them to win this series in 7, but I don't know how they'll do against the Kings or the Mavs who are deep. My observations from this game... 1. Phil Jackson shouldn't of held Shaq out of the game so long in the 4th, and he took him out in the 2nd too when the Spurs were making a run...if they had average roll players, then it would probably be fine, but they are terrible. 2. The roll players are terrible. I don't care if they win a 4th straight title this year or not, they need to upgrade. Teams are about to pass them up. __________________ Don't be fooled by my username, I'm white.
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05-13-2003, 10:21 PM	#315
The Bad Guy Scott Pioli Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Copacobana Casino cash: $9283645	Adam, Who would of thought that both the Lakers and Kings would both be facing an elimination game in the semifinals. It sure wasn't me. Good luck in game 6. I need the number for Phil Jackson's doctor because I need an angioplasty after that game. __________________
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