*****2023 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2023 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE HUNT FOR THE MIDDLE FINGER RING

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. These separate threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, outside of this thread. I will link the threads below. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #31: Felix Anudike-Uzomah
Round 2, #55: Rashee Rice
Round 3, #92: Wanya Morris
Round 4, #119: Chamarri Conner
Round 5, #166: BJ Thompson
Round 6, #194: Keondre Coburn
Round 7, #250: Nic Jones

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[OnTheWarpath15]

JASON SEEHORN

[Titty Meat]

Damn I liked Moss think Cook is a better 3 S

[Mecca]

I'm not gonna say I'd hate Dawand Jones if that's the pick.

[Couch-Potato]

Damn. He's a great fit for the Dolphins.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

He said Tennessee not Nashville. Trying to piggy back off Memphis.

That’s even worse. The others trolled us better.

[kccrow]

**** miami

[Mecca]

Achane off to Miami.

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath15

Where is Denver getting these picks to move up? Thought they had like 3 picks this year.

Payton is offering up weed.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

Riley Moss is white?

I saw a listing of him as a CB and I was shocked. But the draft is showing him as a safety. I think that's kind of racist.

[Mecca]

Are the Dolphins building a track team?

[kccrow]

Is everyone assuming Moss is going to play S because he's white? He's a good CB. I think he stays there.

[dallaschiefsfan]

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry

He said Tennessee not Nashville. Trying to piggy back off Memphis.

This. I like Memphis pulled pork...but it IS the white trash food of barbecue. Jason was funny. Some of CP needs to chill out. Act like fans of the champions.

[Iconic]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BABY ACHANE

[Mecca]

Oh god the Chargers take Daiyan Henley, I like him.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Originally Posted by Mecca

I'm not gonna say I'd hate Dawand Jones if that's the pick.

Maybe the offensive lineman from BYU drafts another offensive lineman from BYU?