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Old 07-28-2012, 06:14 PM  
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Really hard not to like Matt Cassel.

I can't help it. He is everything I like in a quarterback other than his inability to be consistently really, really good.

Kind of a ****ed up thing to say. But he's such a good representative for this team. He blocks when run plays swing around, and blocks really, really enthusiastically for a QB. He sticks up for all his teammates, and has never thrown them under a bus. He's got occasional throws when his protection is strong that do genuinely look like brilliant darts into the chest of a receiver.

He's not a drama queen, doesn't crave attention. Gives his time up for charity, married to a camera shy college sweetheart who as it turns out is the leggiest brunette this side of the Atlantic.

He's really fiery, even having that awesome exchange of words with Haley last year. He'll get in a fight, even a physical fight for the guys in red. He ****s around with his teammates on the sidelines and knows the playbook like a mother****er.

Sure, he's got the beta-male thing going on, but he's not flawless.

And we all know it: if Matt Cassel was even a pretty good Pro Bowl talent, he'd be your favorite Chief.



At 4:50, and at 5:14, two examples of Cassel putting his body out there for a teammate, in this case Jamaal Charles.

Seriously, folks. He's done nothing wrong but work his ass off for this team, do everything it takes to win, and be physically limited in what he can do.

He was one of the reasons Baldwin was able to turn it around decently last year. Cassel and Baldwin were BFFs in the preseason, and when the whole locker room could have turned on Baldwin after the Thomas Jones debacle, I'm willing to bet the first thing Cassel did in Baldwin's first practice back was throw him the ball. Cassel might have been the life saver around Baldwin's locker room rep.

I can understand being frustrated with Cassel. I know you all are too. But there is no reason to do anything but just hope the guy gets better.

Stop rooting for injury. Stop calling him an asshole.

Because he's a really ****ing good dude, and a decent quarterback. He's been good to this franchise in a lot of ways, and if he was better on the field you guys wouldn't be able to stop sucking him off.

We're all hoping Stanzi gets a shot this year, and I've been consistently mocking QBs to the Chiefs in round 1 next year.

But get your head on straight. Root for Matt Cassel.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:11 PM   #316
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Now I know what Taco John felt like that one time in the DC forum. Direckshun's running away.



Prove me wrong, Direckshun. I'm saying you're 100% wrong about Cassel being a good role model for this team. I think he lacks leadership and BALLS. He has none. He's a gutless pussy. I've given plenty of evidence. Let's hear yours besides "He runs out and blocks for his RBs!"
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:14 PM   #317
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I don't know who Voyager is.

But I'll assume he was some random asshat you've cleverly decided to compare me to.

This is the kind of nuanced, witty banter we've missed in your absence.

May it flourish anew, indefinitely.
Imagine if chiefscafan posted a mock draft every day from March until draft day.

That's voyager.

Then imagine if voyager recapped all the drafts one year later with 20/20 hindsight. As in, "We should have drafted Rocky Bernard instead of trading up to grab Ryan Sims"
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:17 PM   #318
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Says the dumbass who pulls the "Then why are you a fan?" card.
Again, the Rorsharch tests in your despondency have been sorely missed.

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Old 07-29-2012, 11:18 PM   #319
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Imagine if chiefscafan posted a mock draft every day from March until draft day.

That's voyager.

Then imagine if voyager recapped all the drafts one year later with 20/20 hindsight. As in, "We should have drafted Rocky Bernard instead of trading up to grab Ryan Sims"
See I'm the kind of twisted asshole that enjoys that shit, though.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:22 PM   #320
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See I'm the kind of twisted asshole that enjoys that shit, though.
If we had the reputation system around back then, he would have been in the red all the time. No question. But what REALLY made him leave forever was when he announced he was going to root for the Raiders in the 2002 Super Bowl because they represented the AFC West.

Boooooy people were pissed. They burned that bitch with fire. Hardcore. And then he left because his vagina got burned. Which... I guess that's what happens when you ****ing set it on fire.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:23 PM   #321
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Prove me wrong, Direckshun. I'm saying you're 100% wrong about Cassel being a good role model for this team. I think he lacks leadership and BALLS. He has none. He's a gutless pussy. I've given plenty of evidence. Let's hear yours besides "He runs out and blocks for his RBs!"
That is evidence.

There was also that great audio after he called the audible that confused half the offensive line (lol) during a Seahawks victory.

Ryan O'Callaghan came up to him on the sideline and asked him "what play did you call?"

Cassel says "it doesn't matter what play I call, you made it work" and pounds the guy in the chest pad.

During the lockout, he assembled 50 some players in a part of the country no NFL players live in, some of them not even under contract, and ran the practice by himself.

He fought for Jackie Battle a year or two ago.

He befriended and supported Kyle Orton for Orton's stay that, in reality, offered a distant threat to Cassel's job.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:24 PM   #322
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If we had the reputation system around back then, he would have been in the red all the time. No question. But what REALLY made him leave forever was when he announced he was going to root for the Raiders in the 2002 Super Bowl because they represented the AFC West.

Boooooy people were pissed. They burned that bitch with fire. Hardcore. And then he left because his vagina got burned. Which... I guess that's what happens when you ****ing set it on fire.


Sweet Jesus I am sorry I missed that.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:30 PM   #323
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That is evidence.

There was also that great audio after he called the audible that confused half the offensive line (lol) during a Seahawks victory.

Ryan O'Callaghan came up to him on the sideline and asked him "what play did you call?"

Cassel says "it doesn't matter what play I call, you made it work" and pounds the guy in the chest pad.

During the lockout, he assembled 50 some players in a part of the country no NFL players live in, some of them not even under contract, and ran the practice by himself.

He fought for Jackie Battle a year or two ago.

He befriended and supported Kyle Orton for Orton's stay that, in reality, offered a distant threat to Cassel's job.
All that shit and no playoff wins.

**** him and the horse he rode in on.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:34 PM   #324
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During the lockout, he assembled 50 some players in a part of the country no NFL players live in, some of them not even under contract, and ran the practice by himself.
How'd that work out for us?

Oh, yeah.

Cassel wins the special Olympics of quarterbacks and you want us to like him for it.

How would you feel if Tebow was our QB? Because he's the same ****ing pea from the pod that Cassel was created from.

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Old 07-29-2012, 11:35 PM   #325
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:37 PM   #326
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How'd that work out for us?
We lost our best players on offense and defense, and still came within a blocked kick of the playoffs.

Shrug.

I do what to highlight the other thing in your post, though, because it's an important distinction from what I'm trying to argue:

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Cassel wins the special Olympics of quarterbacks and you want us to like him for it.
Because no, no I am not saying that. I've been exasperated as much as anybody else by Cassel's poor play.

I'm just saying let's not play to the lowest common denominator here.
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You are going to bump this thread after every game this year and tell us exactly how you feel about Matt.

That is your homework assignment for the year.

You are going to LEARN YOUR LESSON.

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We lost our best players on offense and defense, and still came within a blocked kick of the playoffs.
Thanks to Kyle Orton. Cassel was shit in the preseason and pretty much continued that until he was injured and out for the season.
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Who gives a **** what someone does off the field? This isn't the ****ing 1600's. Even guys like Babe Ruth ****ed chicks, cheated on their wives and drank their asses off.

If Babe Ruth were a football player on the Kansas City Chiefs in 2012, you'd be less satisfied with victories and Super Bowls?

WTF?

Shit, you're right! Morals, ethics and class went out of style a looooong time ago!

Why don't you just go and do a couple of lines with Lady Gaga and forget about Chiefsplanet?
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