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Old 01-29-2004, 02:46 PM  
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Ask Iowanian. Pt II, the Keyboard of Doom
If you've got a problem, yo Ahll Solve it, check out my hooks, while DJ revolves it..tss tss ts tss tst

If Dr Laura, Dr Phil or Ann Landers couldn't help you.....Serve it up.


Its the offseason, the board needs something other than politics. This thread, and the answers will go where you take it. A serious Question....I'll try to help, and or rely on others......A not serious question....You'll get what you ask for.


disclaimer: Iowanian is not a licensed Doctor, Psychologist or anything else. No responsibility shall be taken by advisors on any issue within the thread. The answer "I have no #@%&* idea " is valid and acceptable for these purposes. If the thread sucks, it shall fade into planet oblivion.
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:45 PM   #316
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I thought I was supposed to pull your finger?

The appendix you find protruding from the bottom of the box of popcorn with the planeteer of the week, is very likely not a philange.
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:48 PM   #317
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Keyboard of Doom..... can you reverse the 6 more weeks of winter I'm tired of it.
As it turns out, being the owner/operator of the keyboard of doom, does not come with a key to Mother nature's workshop, even if I may have have been forced to copulate her and pee in my mouth at some point to attain my current status.


Find something in your local community which requires volunteers. Its time now to plan the projects they'll be working on in the spring.
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:10 PM   #318
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:13 PM   #319
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Old 02-05-2008, 06:03 PM   #320
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The appendix you find protruding from the bottom of the box of popcorn with the planeteer of the week, is very likely not a philange.
That was kind of inappropriate.
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Old 02-05-2008, 06:05 PM   #321
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Dear ''Keyboard of doom'',

I have a bad habit of eating raisin bran crunch for breakfast before I fly. unfortunately the raisins give me gawd awful foul gas. that, along with the combination of my intestines being squeezed from the cabin pressurization causes a lethal combination for my fellow passengers. I have a flight scheduled for next month, what am I to do?
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Old 02-05-2008, 06:48 PM   #322
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I have a flight scheduled for next month, what am I to do?
Not sure what The Keyboard of Doom thinks, but you could try just leaving your butt plug in.

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Old 02-05-2008, 07:16 PM   #323
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That was kind of inappropriate.
Well what in the hell did you expect?
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Old 02-05-2008, 07:25 PM   #324
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:39 PM   #325
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That was kind of inappropriate.

Hello,
My name is Iowanian. Have we met? Sometimes, the keyboard has a mind of its own, takes over the words displayed on the bb. Its like I don't even have any control over what I'm mooing.


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Old 02-05-2008, 08:44 PM   #326
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Dear ''Keyboard of doom'',

I have a bad habit of eating raisin bran crunch for breakfast before I fly. unfortunately the raisins give me gawd awful foul gas. that, along with the combination of my intestines being squeezed from the cabin pressurization causes a lethal combination for my fellow passengers. I have a flight scheduled for next month, what am I to do?

Assuming its not a flight I'm using, I hope its Southwest, Eat 2 bowls and when you have your opportunity to use the new seat selection method, sit down next to the fat guy who already smells like Sour Milk or the cab-driver-American and let er rip.

After all, the preflight speech is very clear that should cabin pressure become an issue, oxygen masks with descend from the ceiling for each passenger to place over their face. Although the bag may not appear to inflate, oxygen is getting to you.

Better yet, eat some craisins on the in flight snack.....and walk up and fart by first class. It's the "abercrombie in the sky" and we all know how much dr i owa nian enjoys flatulating by Abercrombie folks.
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:51 PM   #327
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:46 PM   #330
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